User:The Yorkman
Welcome to the special pilot issue of The Yorkman! Hopefully this issue will be expanded on friday (or thereabouts) to form the first edition proper. All comments, criticisms, accusations of libel, etc, gratefully received at Epoch_zero@hotmail.co.uk. Also, feel free to discuss the articles on the talk page.
Thanks - The Yorkman Team
Predators in "Wrong Island" Shock
Following the recent split of the infamous Gangsters of York, former leader Eminem1 formed a breakaway group calling themselves the 'Predators of Killer Island', and laid claim to a small islet off the Shartak coast.
Unfortunately, the island had already been claimed, and extensively fought over, by the Royal Expedition and the Discordian Cargo Cult, so Eminem decided to put into action a "military style plan" to drive their competitors from the island using "hardly any violence at all".
At least one Predator infiltrator was exposed and barred from joining the Royal Expedition, and both forces swiftly deployed troops to the disputed isle, ready for a long and bloody war. As the days passed, however, the expected conflict failed to emerge, and contact between the two sides had still not occured after a week.
Now, the Yorkman can EXCLUSIVELY reveal that the would-be foes are on completely seperate islands. Misinformation from an unknown source had led the Predators to believe that the island they had occupied to the south of York was Shark Island, which is in fact several days trek to the west.
The Royal Expedition's Minster for Military Affairs described the situation as "deeply confusing", and admitted that our revelation "explains a lot".
North-South Divide Deepens
Internal feuding continues to plague the settler communities of Shartak, as mutual suspicion and dislike between the southern camps and the shanty town that has grown up around the shipwreck on the northern coast deepens.
In response to the formation of suspected Order of Patriots front group 'The Pirate Hunters', several prominent pirates have called for all-out war upon York and Derby, under the banner of the newly-founded 'Jolly Roger Gang'. The JRG stress that they are acting only in self-defense as a response to the actions of anti-pirate paramilitaries, but their stated aims seem to point to agressive action against the south, possibly leading to raids upon York reminiscent of the first pirate invasion of York.
Only Durham remains neutral, tucked safely away on the western peninsula. The town sees few pirates, and those that make the long trek there are more often peacable traders and explorers than the bloodthirsty killers commonly encountered in Derby and York.
"I had some trouble fitting in at first" says reformed pirate and honary Durham Pistoleer Patch, "but most people here are welcoming and open-minded. The only real problems we have round here are with habitual murderers such as Buffy871, and the Pistoleers have been doing a great job keeping folk like that out of town. Arrhh."
Exclusive Interview
Through our reporting team in Derby, the Yorkman has managed to secure a rare interview with the infamous Tom Failur, the 'Butcher of York. Tom is probably the most notorious pirate on Shartak following his contraversial exploits in York. Today, he talks openly about his role and experiences in the Mercenary's Guild, one of the most feared groups on the isle.
Everyone on Shartak is aware of the Mercenary's Guild and what they do, but what sort of person tends to join the Guild, and what motivates them to apply?
- People join from all sorts of backgrounds and for all sorts of reasons. Many are people who like to kill for fun and see a way to get rich doing it. Each member gets an equal share of any jobs we do, and some may get bonuses if they have performed particularly well. The fame also depends on how many kills a person get, like myself earning the title of 'Butcher of York'.
How do non-members tend to react upon learning that you are a Merc? Is there any sort of social stigma associated with joining the guild, or does it bestow greater status upon you?
- Most people view us as no better than psychopaths. They forget that most of the time we only kill if we are paid to - I never harm another person without a monetary incentive. So long as they don't make any rich enemies, people have nothing to fear from us.
One of the most common tasks for your guild is of course bounty hunting. For what sort of reasons do people end up with bounties on their heads? Do You have any favorite 'unusual' reasons?
- Normally it is just if they have pissed someone else off in one way or another, especially if they are hindering the work of clans. Unfortunately we have not yet recieved any funny requests such as "ABC123 because he has an ugly face".
Once a bounty has been placed, how do you go about collecting it? How do you go about tracking down the wanted man?
- We rely on information from helpful civilians to help us track victims. Then we avoid tedious tracking that cannot be specific enough to be useful.
The first Mercenary's Guildhouse, near Czechy's Tavern in York, was recently closed. What made you choose York as the site of your first Guildhouse?
- It was simple convenience. That was where Erados and Wojciech (the founders) were when they started the clan.
Tom Failur's activities in York are a matter of local legend, yet details remain scarce. What was Tom's mission? Why were the twenty or so people that he killed targeted?
- I cannot reveal the specifics of missions past or present. However, the mission was definitely a success.
Moving on, several groups were strongly opposed to Tom's activities, notably the Order of Patriots. Was there animosity between the two groups beforehand, or did the Order object purely due to your employment of pirates for this task?
- The Order is a group dedicated to the protection of York. They view us as murderous fiends so do hunt us whenever we are near by.
Did your ongoing feud with the Order become a significant issue with regards to your operations in and around York, or were you still able to operate 'business as usual'?
- The Order did do a very good job of keeping me dead. I cannot speak for other members. Calling the shaman, walking to York and then dying does get tedious after a while.
According to some rumors, Order of Patriots figurehead W B Hazen was attacked several times by your operatives. Is there any truth to the speculation that guild leaders posted an open bounty on his head using money either from the own pockets, or from guild funds?
- Many members dislike WB Hazen due to his hate of us so did place bounties on him or just kill him for fun. I can confirm he was killed many times though.
How did you react when the Patriots started offering bounties on the heads of their enemies to the general public? Did you feel threatened to be on the other end of your methods?
- It was bound to happen. People can attack us if they like. But it will likely lead to being placed on our bounty list and possibly repeatedly killed.
The Order have claimed frequently that their bounties, plus the actions of W B Hazen, 'drove' you from York. Is there any truth to this assertion?
- We had finished our job in York and had a job awaiting us on another part of the island. Simple as that. If we were being paid to be in York then that is where we would be.
The other group you feuded with in York was of course the Colonial Police. Is there any truth in the accusations of a covert war between your clans?
- Their job is to stop murders. Ours is to commit them. Obviously we are not going to see eye to eye.
- Personally I was never killed by any CP officer. I have since revisited York and been treated with friendship by them. I think they understand that we are no danger to the streets of York unless paid to. They even considered paying us to help them track down criminals.
So, all things considered, why did you decide to leave York for pastures new?
- Gotta go where the work is.
What plans do you have for the future of the guild? Are you decamping to another town, or will you return to York sometime? Where do you see the guild, a year from now?
- Once this job is complete we will probably settle down for a bit in another town and wait for another job. No doubt at some point in the future we will return to York.
- In a year from now I see the Guild as pretty much the same, except larger and richer.
