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Colonial Police\|-style="background-color: #ffffff; text-align: center;"		\|-style="background-color: #c3ddc3; text-align: center;"	In-game page
Leadership:	Macdonald
Members:	35, around 10 active.
Goals:	Keeping the peace.
Recruitment policy:	Simply talk to us at the CPHQ or place your profile under the "List of Members" on this page.
Contact:	The best way to contact us for any reason is our forum (unregistered-guest posts welcome).

The Colonial Police

The Colonial Police are a group of outsiders devoted to keeping the peace. We are based in the great city of York. Our primary mission is to stop criminals and defend the settlement of York from marauders, invaders, raiders, etc. Any person who has killed innocent outsiders in the York area may be killed in punishment by the CP. We keep an extensive criminals list, including a "most wanted" section. We are currently offering protection to only certain natives (notably pro-York shamans who assist with getting rid of ghosts).

The proud tradition of the Colonial Police goes all the way back to the height of the First Battle of York, when we were formed to protect the settlers in and around York from violent criminals.

How you can report criminals

Citizen! have you been killed or have you witnessed a murder? We ask that you report any murders to us so that we may deal with them. You can very easily do this on our forum (registration not necessary). Instructions for how to most efficiently report criminals are here (thread unfortunately deleted by an anti-CP pro-Bauer subversive who wormed his way into the admincp). You may also report crimes to Colonial Police members - you'll usually find at least one of us at CzEcHy's Tavern in York, which is at the following location: -70.368,+26.313.

We are always looking for new members. As long as you know what we're about, you can join. Just place your name and profile under the 'List of Members' below. If you join, stop by the CzEcHy's Tavern in York at -70.368,+26.313 for a drink and a chat, and be sure to talk us on the forum.

Members

Past Leaders

MickR (Founder of the CP. Led the CP from April 2006 until his departure from York in late August 2006 to explore Shartak.)

Arwedda (Had a leadership role in the CP from its founding till October 2006, when he left to pursue a business venture.)

Kjendlie (Led the CP from late August 2006 till he left York in mid-May 2007.)

Current Leader

Old Macdonald

Officers

Active	AWOL/Inactive	Prominent and/or Infamous ex-Members
Lord Paul Reefer	Ozzy Baxter	Riddick
czech1	Vizerdrix	MickR (founder)
Kjendlie	leathel99764	Arwedda (co-founder)
guest	radiohead1102	Colonel (expelled for selling secrets to enemies of York)
Emile Durkheim	Admiral Nelson.........	Sora Lamal
Shane	bowie	Local traitor Zydd Soral
Ukapu Boy	corperal	sayt
Che	Bubba	Jesus
Killian	TalynDerre	Tarquin
Lt. Ripto	Liktai	Nighter
soldierguy	halocakes	keiichi (Expelled for excessive torso-collecting while on duty.)
Sergeant Eversmann......	Frank Comboling	Javier Sortani (Left after realizing he was an anti-CP activist.)
Hoboclown	Seloth	Broderick
Sillyak	rara56
Ethal Merman V	Colonel Curtis
Otacon	Cisisero
SettlerSam	Duke Eric Kelso
Old Macdonald

Alliances and Friends

York

Czechy's Tavern - founded and run by veteran officer czech1.
Shartak Cryptozoological Society
The Order of Patriots - pro-York "secret society" with a first-rate military wing.
1st Colonial Militia - fanatically pro-outsider paramilitary force.
Tavern Owners and Patrons of Shartak - Run also by czech1, a clan of drunks.
Prominent York citizen guest and his associates.

Foreign

Royal Expedition - Inactive bureaucratic royalists
Durham Pistoleers - The only organized force in the notoriously lawless town of Durham.
The South Shartak Trading Company - peaceful traders and merchants, whose members get extra Colonial Police protection while in York on business.
Shartak Protestant League - Apparently we are allies after the MG attacked us both.
Raktam Police

List of Criminals

Most Wanted

(Currently empty.)

At Large

Important note: For a more up-to-date and complete list of criminals, and discussions on each criminal open to all, see the Criminals section of the CP forum.

(No criminals currently at large.)

Suspected

None.

Executed or Inactive criminals

Empty.

News

May 16th, 2007

In honor of the new dawn of the Colonial Police under Captain Old Macdonald, and to celebrate the one-year anniversary of the Colonial Police, the CP today declared the opening of festivities. A blanket amnesty for all criminals and crimes was also declared. As such, the CP wanted lists have been cleared and emptied. For the first time since the clan was founded, there is no one wanted by the CP. Celebrations for Captain Macdonald and of the CP's one-year anniversary ran all night at Czechy's Tavern. Unfortunately, ex-captain Kjendlie was the last of the revelers to leave the next morning, thus was stuck paying the tab.

May 15th, 2007

Long-time Captain of the Colonial Police, Kjendlie, has stepped down and handed his powers to Old Macdonald, a long-time loyal officer.

Older News

Older news items, all the way back to our founding on April the 25th, 2006, can be found here.

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 == News ==
 ===May 16th, 2007===
-In honor of the new dawn of the Colonial Police under Captain Macdonald, and to celebrate the one-year anniversary of the Colonial Police, the CP today declared the opening of festivities. A blanket amnesty for all criminals and crimes was also declared. As such, the CP wanted lists have been cleared and emptied. For the first time since the clan was founded, there is no one wanted by the CP. Celebrations for Captain Macdonald and of the CP's one-year anniversary ran all night at [[Czechy's Tavern]]. Unfortunately, ex-captain Kjendlie was the last of the revelers to leave the next morning, thus was stuck paying the tab.
+In honor of the new dawn of the Colonial Police under Captain  [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=7519 Old Macdonald], and to celebrate the one-year anniversary of the Colonial Police, the CP today declared the opening of festivities. A blanket amnesty for all criminals and crimes was also declared. As such, the CP wanted lists have been cleared and emptied. For the first time since the clan was founded, there is no one wanted by the CP. Celebrations for Captain Macdonald and of the CP's one-year anniversary ran all night at [[Czechy's Tavern]]. Unfortunately, ex-captain Kjendlie was the last of the revelers to leave the next morning, thus was stuck paying the tab.
 ===May 15th, 2007===
-MAJOR NEWS: Long-time Captain of the Colonial Police, Kjendlie, has stepped down and handed over power to the new leader, loyal officer Macdonald.
+Long-time Captain of the Colonial Police, [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2470 Kjendlie], has stepped down and handed his powers to [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=7519 Old Macdonald], a long-time loyal officer.
-===No news today===
-See the CP forum for news, extensive news reports and goings-on are reported and discussed there. This wiki page is not maintained.
-===February 2007===
-'''February 12th, 2007'''<br>
-*A new wave of vandalisms on huts is annoying the population of York. Anyone who provides information leading to the apprehension of the culprit(s) will be rewarded.
-*The fighting between the criminal [[MG gang]] and the city of York has all but ceased, with only light skirmishing remaining. Most MG thugs have fled. Other anti-York extremists who rushed to join the fighting have proved militarily incompetent, and are no more a threat to the peace than small-time local killers like keiichi. York's triumph over the Second MG Invasion to Conquer and/or Destroy York, is already being celebrated by many jubilant York citizens, but the CP and other pro-York forces remain on guard.
-'''February 3rd, 2007'''<br>
-*The fighting between the violent gang of maniacs known as "MG" and York has now turned solidly in favor of York. Few York citizens have been killed of late, and the MG thugs have been hit hard in terms of casualties by York's broad counter-offensive.
-*Word has been spreading that the [[1st Imperial Privateers]] may be planning to attack York citizens in the near future, to aid the criminal MG gang in their quest to destroy York. All York citizens are advised to take necessary precautions.
-*Yesterday, a despised local traitor was located cowering in a swamp with other critters of his ilk, and was killed by a member of the paramilitary wing of the [[Order of Patriots]]. York has already begun to celebrate this great news.
-===January 2007===
-'''January 30th, 2007'''<br>
-*The CP and allies have rallied to the cause of saving York from the aggression of the violent thugs of the MG gang. Support from Derby has arrived, and more York citizens than ever are standing steadfast against the invaders.
-*CP founder and local legend MickR has returned to York and is in the CPHQ at present.
-'''January 26th, 2007'''<br>
-*[http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=265 Lord Paul Reefer has joined the Colonial Police!] Another piece of evidence that all of York is rallying together to defeat the criminal MG gang.
-*In a major counter-offensive operation yesterday, the Colonial Police and allies killed as many as ten MG thugs in the space of just over 24 hours, the great majority of the MG attack force.
-'''January 22nd, 2007'''<br>
-'''The Second MG Invasion.''' A new wave of anti-York violence and killings by the criminal MG gang are underway. All York citizens are advised to stay inside at night.The present wave of unprovoked, senseless killings of York citizens by MG thugs is not for a "bounty", as the phony pretext the last time they attacked York claimed. This time it is admitted to be a bid for power by the thugs of the MG. Their hatred of York knows very few, if any, bounds. Local traitor Zydd "Scum" Soral is suspected of helping plan this wave of killings, using inside information he provided this criminal gang.
-'''January 19th, 2007'''<br>
-*CP effective strength is at an all-time high.
-*The [[Mercenary's Guild|criminal MG-gang]] is officially proscribed again. We will be offering no protection to this criminal gang, and any member of this outlawed group seen in York risks being executed. Reason: The MG-gang is suspected of conspiracy to imminently murder and finance murders of York citizens, and MG-gang ringleaders have recently been seen lurking in York, claiming to be in York "on business", shades of the early days of the [[Third Battle of York|Third Invasion]].
-*There is currently a campaign underway to strip local traitor Zydd Soral of his medals.
-'''January 16th, 2007'''<br>
-*Veteran officer {{profile|3322|Zydd Soral}}, reknowned across Shartak as the high-ranking ''pirate'' member of the Colonial Police in the very radically anti-pirate town of York--Zydd was probably the only pirate on the island who was safe in York--has turned traitor and joined a criminal anti-York gang. The ensuing shakeup that was created after the third-ranking officer of a major York organization deserted and brazenly joined the Enemy, has understandably rattled the CP to its core, and there is much gossiping going on by others about the state of affairs within the CP. Despite this blow, the CP will continue our police work as best we can, as we always have.
-===December 2006===
-'''December 24th, 2006'''<br>
-*A warning to all Catholic and Protestant religious warriors, we ask that you please cease attacking one another.
-*The [[1st Imperial Privateers]] are no longer suspected of criminality, and have been removed from the "suspected criminals" list.
-'''December 21st, 2006'''<br>
-*The Colonial Police are now offering an open-ended gold reward for the successful apprehension of, or information leading to the apprehension of: {{profile|2614|'''Toucan Son of Sam'''}}, a notorious murderer. See the [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=176 forum thread] for details.
-*The Colonial Police are alarmed at the mass exodus of citizens leaving York and heading northwards over the past two days, to the rumored site of a fat jovial man distributing gifts. The concern is that criminals may use this as an opportunity to re-enter York and attempt to steal unguarded belongings, and commit other crimes.
-'''December 17th, 2006'''<br>
-*Most of the York/Colonial Police  delegation to Durham have returned to York. The headhunter threat turned out to be all talk.
-*{{profile|1390|'''Jesus'''}} has been expelled from the Colonial Police for killing outsiders.
-'''December 2nd, 2006'''<br>
-*The Colonial Police are now in Durham to help defend the town from the criminal element bent on wreaking havoc and murdering many citizens. But criminals be warned that York is not undefended (the CP still has several men staying behind, and other contacts in the city), and the entire CP can get back to York very quickly, if needed.
-*In a surprising development, {{profile|1390|'''Jesus'''}} has joined the Colonial Police! As has longtime CP-associate and friend {{profile|2706|'''guest'''}}.
-*The notorious terrorist leader Lord Paul Reefer has resurfaced in York, and has begun attacking outsiders once again. So he is back on the Most Wanted list.
-===November 2006===
-'''November 27th, 2006'''<br>
-*The Colonial Police are on the road bound for [[Durham]] to help [[Durham Defence Unit|the outsiders there defend]] against the imminent headhunter attack.
-*The Colonial Police have expelled renegade officer otacon who murdered an officer. Also expelled was his accomplice maverick.
-'''November 20th, 2006'''<br>
-{{profile|4949|RobZombie}} and his clan [[1st Derby Privateers]] have been removed from our list of suspected criminals. We are currently in the process of negotating some sort of agreement with this group, possibly even an alliance. The [[1st Imperial Privateer Regiment]], however, remains very dangerous and suspected criminals.
-'''November 16th, 2006'''<br>
-We have opened relations with the [[Durham Pistoleers]], two weeks ahead of the grave threat to the very existance of that settlement from a warband of murderous native warriors and headhunters.
-'''November 11th, 2006'''<br>
-The emergence of two new anti-York gangs calling themselves privateers, one [[1st Imperial Privateer Regiment|Dutch]], one [[1st Derby Privateers|Derby nationalist]], both dedicated to conquering York, is cause for concern. The CP will be keeping an eye on these two groups, and all privateer groups have been added to the "suspected criminals" list.
-'''November 8th, 2006'''<br>
-With the end of the mercenary bloodbath two weeks ago, now being dubbed the [[Third Battle of York]], peace has returned to our city. Several Colonial Police were [[Order of Patriots/Medals|honored by the Order of Patriots]] for their outstanding service during the invasion. The mercenaries are still in town, but have kept quiet of late.
-===October 2006===
-'''October 16th, 2006'''<br>
-The mercenary invasion appears to be over, and an uneasy peace had descended upon York. The CP are still reeling from the attack, but the righting seemed to have turned in our favour in the past week or two. Law and order has survived in York, the philosophy of the "rule of the jungle" has been turned back. Many CP members are still skeptical of the MG.
 ===Older News===
-Older news items, all the way back to our founding on April the 25th, 2006, can be found here: [[Colonial Police/newsarchive]].
+Older news items, all the way back to our founding on April the 25th, 2006, can be found [[Colonial Police/newsarchive|here]].

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