Colonial police

Colonial Police|-style="background-color: #ffffff; text-align: center;"		|-style="background-color: #c3ddc3; text-align: center;"		In-game page
Leadership:	Kjendlie
Members:	28, half active.
Goals:	Keeping the peace.
Recruitment policy:	Simply talk to us at the CPHQ or place your profile under the "List of Members" on this page.
Contact:	The best way to contact us for any reason is our forum (unregistered-guest posts welcome).

The Colonial Police

The Colonial Police are a group of outsiders devoted to keeping the peace. We are based in the great city of York. Our primary mission is to stop criminals and defend the settlement of York from marauders, invaders, raiders, etc. Any person who has killed innocent outsiders in the York area may be killed in punishment by the CP. We keep an extensive criminals list, including a "most wanted" section. We are currently offering protection to only certain natives (notably pro-York shamans who assist with getting rid of ghosts).

The proud tradition of the Colonial Police goes all the way back to the height of the First Battle of York, when we were formed to protect the settlers in and around York from violent criminals.

How you can report criminals

Citizen! have you been killed or have you witnessed a murder? We ask that you report any murders to us so that we may deal with them. You can very easily do this on our forum (registration not necessary). Instructions for how to most efficiently report criminals are here. You may also report crimes to the officer(s) on duty in the Colonial Police Headquarters in York, at the following location: -70.374,+26.313.

We are always looking for new members. As long as you know what we're about, you can join. Just place your name and profile under the 'List of Members' below. If you join, stop by our headquarters at -70.374,+26.313 and be sure to talk us on the forum.

Members

Founders

MickR (led the CP until his departure in late August ---6 to explore Shartak.)

Arwedda (left the CP in October ---6 to pursue a business venture.)

Current Leader

Kjendlie

Officers

Active	AWOL/Inactive	Prominent ex-Members
Nighter	Ozzy Baxter	Zydd "I betray my people and spit in their faces, and troll and vandalize wikis" Soral (Traitor)
czech1	Vizerdrix	MickR (founder)
Kjendlie	leathel99764	Arwedda (co-founder)
guest	radiohead1102	Che
Duke Eric Kelso	Admiral Nelson......	Riddick
Ukapu Boy	bowie	Jesus
Bauer	corperal	Otacon (Renegade officer)
Frank Comboling	Bubba	Colonel (expelled for selling secrets to the Enemy)
Cisisero	TalynDerre	Sora Lamal
Broderick	Liktai
sayt	halocakes
Sergeant Eversmann......	Tarquin
Hoboclown	Seloth
Sillyak	rara56
	Colonel Curtis

Alliances and Friends

York

• Czechy's Tavern - founded and run by veteran officer czech1.
• Shartak Cryptozoological Society
• The Order of Patriots - pro-York "secret society" with a first-rate military wing.
• 1st Colonial Militia (York branch) - fanatically pro-York paramilitary force.
• Prominent York citizen guest and his associates.

Foreign

• Royal Expedition - Bureaucratic royalists
• Derby Hospitallers - Friendly Derby-based civic/defense group.
• 1st Derby Privateers - Pirate organization based in Derby. Junior partners in the Derby federation w/above.
• Durham Pistoleers - The only organized force in the notoriously lawless town of Durham.

List of Criminals

Explanations of the below categories:
Most Wanted: These are the current criminals who for whatever reason(s) are considered to be the most dangerous or highest priority to catch. They are "most wanted" to be brought to justice, but the list could also be called "Least Wanted (in York)".
At Large: Criminals who have committed a crime and have not been brought to justice are added to the "At Large" section. Most small-time criminals will be removed from this list after they have been brought to justice, and moved to "Executed". Repeat offenders, prolific criminals or those with certain extenuating circumstances might not be removed from this list after being brought to justice just once, but will remain perpetually wanted until they stop killing.
Suspected: Those who we suspect of crimes or conspiracy to commit crimes, and those who may have committed crimes but we do not have information about.
Executed and Inactive: After being executed, we generally move criminal listings to this section. If they continue to kill and commit other crimes, they will be moved back to the "At Large" section. Also includes those criminals who were notorious in the past but have been quiet lately (i.e., inactive).

Most Wanted

(kill on sight)

• Lord Paul Reefer (Outsider) is wanted for murdering an officer. -Connected to Stoertebecker! -Second Offence Killed another officer! -Third Offence Attacked an officer repeatedly within the CPHQ. -Fourth Offence Murdered an officer in the CPHQ! -Fifth Offence Murdered another officer! -Sixth Offence Killed an officer in the CPHQ! -Seventh Offence Repeatedly attacked an officer inside the CPHQ! -Eighth Offence Murdered another officer in the CPHQ! -EXECUTED! -Ninth offence Repeatedly attacked an officer within the CPHQ. -Tenth Offence Conspiracy to commit murder. -Eleventh Offence Killed an officer in the CPHQ. -Executed! -Twelth Offence! Murdered two more officers in the shallow waters of York. -Executed! -Thirteenth Offence Talking to him obviously didn't work, as he's now killed two more officers in the CPHQ! -Fourteenth Offence Murdered another officer! -Executed! -Fifteenth Offence Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. -Executed again -Sixteenth Offence Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. -Executed again -Seventeenth Offence Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. -Executed! -Eighteenth Offence Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. -EXECUTED! -Ninteenth Offence Murdered an officer inside the CPHQ! -Twentieth Offence Killed a CP officer inside the CPHQ. -EXECUTED!-Twenty-first offence Killed an Officer of the Colonial Police-Executed!.
  • Update, December 2006: Lord Paul Reefer has resurfaced!. New offenses (Nov-Dec 2006): Murdered czech1, owner of the famous tavern and at least two civilians.-Killed in retribution by local paramilitary Mr. Bungle!. New Offence - killed an Officer during the Defence of Durham despite said Officer letting him live and making it clear that during the Durham defence there would be no hostilities between them. New Offence - killed an officer in Czechy's tavern.

• Sam Bellamy (Pirate) known murderer of innocent york citizens, has been Executed!. Is instructed to stay out of York. Also wanted for possible collaboration with the criminal 'Imperial Privateer' gang. New offense: Murdered a peaceful citizen in the medical hut!-Executed!. New offense: Murdered a prominent York civilian.

• Raffles (Pirate), an aggressive York-hating pirate, is wanted for numerous attacks on York citizens and for the murders of several innocent civilian. -Second Offence Killed an officer. -EXECUTED! -Third Offense Killed an officer in the CPHQ.-fourth Offense Killed an officer in the CPHQ. NOTE: This criminal has reformed and will be removed from this list when he completes his community service to York (as outlined here.) [failed to complete or even attempt community-service]. New murder rampage- Murdered at least one York civilian.

At Large

• ombined (Outsider-York) is wanted for gunning down an environmentalist who was in the midst of a speech in the medical supplies hut, and for killing lacuna, the shaman helping York. HIGH PRIORITY-Executed! (Is rumored to have fled York. Is not welcome in York.) New offenses: Killed a CP officer! Killed a pro-York militiaman!

• Adolf Schwarznigger (Outsider-York) Wanted for killing a friendly Shamen (CrowJane) in the Medical hut of York. -Executed! New offenses: Killed a CP officer. Killed another CP officer. Suspected of attempting to foment radical anti-CP agitation for reasons unknown. -Executed!ot

• Mack the Shipper (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing friendly pro-York shaman Tony Almeida.

• Keiichi (Stop fucking with the wiki you attention seeking whore. - czech1)

• Nowherehowdy (Outsider-York) is wanted for attacking members of the Royal Expedition. Suspected member of the sometimes-criminal Imperial Privateer gang.

• Gimbo (Native) is wanted for killing local pro-York zealot SeriousSam.

• Lucifer Rustypants (Pirate) is wanted for repeatedly attacking an officer. -Executed. New offense: Killed a York civilian during a peaceful Christmas gathering southeast of the mountain.

• Agent47 (Outsider-York), known mercenary, is wanted for questioning on the possibility of contracted hits on CP Officers and for the murder of a Colonial Police officer.-Executed! Killed a citizen of York -Executed! New offense: Killed a civilian. Is rumored to have fled the island of Shartak.

• JollyRoger (Pirate) is wanted for killing a CP officer and conspiracy to murder York citizens.

• YellowMelanie (Outsider-York) is wanted for an assault upon a Colonial Police officer.

• DaBinks (Native) is wanted for the murder of an outsider. Has killed 99 outsiders! High Priority.

• Byron (Native) is wanted for numerous attacks on settlers, and the murder of a CP officer.

• Foo Fighter (Native) is wanted for the death of a CP officer on Rodrigo Island.

• CcGame (Outsider-York) is wanted for the death of Derby citizen Lutheran on York soil.

• Xiombarg (Native) is on the run after reportedly killing outsiders in northeast York. Wanted Dead or Alive.

• Halfway there (Outsider-Durham) is wanted for killing an officer in the CPHQ and wanted for questioning in numerous attacks on civilians.-Executed! -Second offence! Attacked members of the Colonial Police in the CPHQ. New offense: Murdered a newly-arrived York citizen!

• LDC (Pirate) is wanted for attacking an officer. -Executed! New Offense: Attacked another officer!

• screech (Ousider-York) is wanted for killing at least 2 York citizens.-Executed! New offenses: Has attacked and killed dozens of innocent York citizens!

• gorthax (Native) is wanted for attacking several York citizens and spitting on a CP officer.

• Lord Henry Mowbray is wanted for killing a CP officer.

• Lutheran is wanted for questioning on the growing religious tensions in York, and for getting into a fist fight with a York citizen over a religious dispute. -Shot dead by a religious opponent. New crime - Killed a new arrival who calls himself "The Pope".

• Toucan Son of Sam (Native), is wanted for attacking an officer.-Executed! Murdered a York citizen in the CPHQ.-Executed! New offenses: -Attacked at least one CP officer. -Killed a York citizen! Update: Often seen cowering in Czechy's Tavern.-Executed! New offense Killed member of CP.

Suspected

• The following people are suspected of religious violence and/or conspiracy to commit religious violence in York: CcGame (Outsider-York), Capt San (Outsider-York), Lutheran (Outsider-Derby), Agent47 (Outsider-York), Bob Nowak (Outsider-York), Killian (Outsider-York), "The Pope" (Outsider-York), Toucan Son of Sam (Native), [others]. We ask that they please cease and desist.

• Maevar Ralnik and Arhcer are suspected of conspiracy to murder York citizens.

• The criminal Mercenary's Guild is hereby warned not to attack York citizens. Local traitor Zydd Soral is warned in particular against attacking Yorkpeople.

Executed or Inactive criminals

• joef1day (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a citizen inside the tavern, and killing a member of the CP more than 5 times, also has a suspected alias - "blame josef", defacing every hut he sees. At least seven offences-Executed -Eighth offence! Killed a CP officer.-Executed New offense: -Killed a CP officer in the CPHQ!

• Werwolf (Outsider-York) is wanted for biting and gnawing on the limbs of many citizens and CP officers. Has killed several citizens during and around the last full moon. / Whereabouts Unknown.

• Baron Samedi (Native) is wanted for numerous attacks on civilians. Has killed five people in one week! High Priority / Whereabouts Unknown.

• Sergeant Snodgrass (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a York citizen unprovoked, and then lying about his identity.-Executed!

• Otacon (Ousider-York), a renegade CP officer, is wanted for the murder of a CP officer. Possibly hired by unknown person(s). Any reliable information on this suspect or his employers will be rewarded. -Executed! killed another CP officer -Executed! Known accomplices: Solidus, Maverick. Possible accomplices: <several>. -Executed!

• Cunstnail (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. / Whereabouts Unknown.

• Snake Tongue (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer! / Whereabouts Unknown.

• Barbecue (Native) is wanted for murdering an officer! / Whereabouts Unknown.

• Barbarossa (Pirate) is wanted by the Colonial Police for the murder of an officer. / Whereabouts Unknown.

• Paul Gascoigne (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. / Whereabouts Unknown.

• Anne Bonney (Pirate) is wanted for attacking Colonial Police members in the CPHQ. / Whereabouts Unknown.

• Kadaj (Outsider) is wanted for killing a Colonial Police officer. / Whereabouts Unknown.

• Archer (Pirate) is wanted for continously injuring several CP officers by banshee wailing. Has agreed to stop

• Ninjoc (Native), a well-known killer, has struck again. Currently wanted for killing a peaceful civilain in York.-Brought to justice.

• Bernice van Buren (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a CP officer on the outskirts of York.-Executed!

• Tom Failur (Pirate), a mercenary so notorious in York that he has been dubbed "The Butcher of York", is wanted for a new string of unprovoked attacks on innocent civilians in and around the Medical Supplies hut. [historical note: this "string of attacks" was part of the first wave of the Third Battle of York]. New offense: Murdered CP founder MickR! HIGH PRIORITY -Killed by a York citizen and fled York in shame!

• Stoertebecker (Pirate) is wanted for the murder of an officer within the CPHQ. -Connected to Lord Paul Reefer! -Second offence! Repeatedly attacked another officer. -Third offence! Killed an innocent civilian. -Executed -Fourth offence! Murdered two officers inside the CPHQ. -Executed again -Fifth offence! Killed another officer! -Executed! -Sixth offence! Attacked an officer multiple times in the CPHQ, almost killing him. -Seventh offence! Attacked another officer. -Eighth offence! Killed a CP officer.

• Eli Jenkins (Outsider) is wanted for the murder of an officer. -Executed! -Second Offence Attacked two officers in the CPHQ. -Executed again. -Third Offence Attacked two more officers inside the CPHQ. -Executed -Fourth Offence Killed another officer. -Fifth Offence Attacked two officers inside the CPHQ. -Executed! -Sixth Offence Attacked another officer inside the CPHQ! -Executed again -Seventh Offence Attacked an officer repeatedly. -Eighth Offence Killed an innocent civilian. EXECUTED! -Ninth Offence Attacked another officer. Executed again -Tenth Offence Attacked two officers inside the CPHQ. -EXECUTED! -Eleventh Offence Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. -EXECUTED! -Twelfth Offence Killed an officer.-EXECUTED! -Thirteenth Offence Killed an officer. -Fourteenth Offence Attacked numerous officers. -EXECUTED! -Fourteenth Offence Attacked an officer. EXECUTED! -Executed Again. -Executed Again. -Executed again

• manteno (Outsider) is warned against Assaulting Police officers - -Second offence! Killed a man in the Trader hut -Executed!

• Qberry (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. -Executed!

• Elembis (Native) is wanted for the murder of a Colonial Police officer inside the CPHQ. -Second Offence Killed another officer! -Third Offence Murdered numerous civilians. -Forth Offence Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ! -Fifth Offence Killed another officer inside the CPHQ. -Sixth Offence Murdered another officer. -Seventh Offence Murdered numerous civilians. -Executed! -Eighth Offence Murdered another officer inside the CPHQ. -Ninth Offence Attackted and poisoned and officer inside the CPHQ -Executed! -Tenth Offence Killed another officer inside the CPHQ. -Executed! (Note: This individual seems to have reformed, and is no longer considered a criminal. He remains on the list only for reference.)

• A warning to Schmeckel (Outsider) for repeatedly attacking an officer. -Brought to justice.

• Arrgyle (Pirate) is wanted for the murder of an officer inside the CPHQ! -Executed

• Dashing Derek (Outsider) is wanted for murdering a CP officer. (HIRED) -Brought to justice.

• Firebabe871 (Outsider) is wanted for repeatedly attacking a CP officer. -Executed

• zybe (Native) is wanted by the Colonial Police for repeatedly attacking an officer inside the Colonial Police HQ. -Executed

• Phutnanog (Native) wanted for multiple murders of officers and civilians. -Executed -Second Offence Attacked another officer. -Brought to justice

• Mal (Native) is wanted for the murder of a citizen. -Executed!

• Dekuyper (Pirate) is wanted for killing innocent civilians. -Brought to justice

• Sylth is wanted for the murder of a citizen. -Executed!

• Jacob Ladder (Outsider) is wanted for an attack on an officer. -Executed! -Second Offence Attacked an officer in the CPHQ-Executed!

• JB Aristide (Native) is wanted by the Colonial Police for murdering an officer.
  -Second offence! Attacked an officer. -Third offence! Murdered another officer! -Fourth offence! Murdered an innocent civilian. -Fifth offence! Attacked another officer! -Sixth offence! Repeatedly attacked an officer! -Executed! -Seventh offence! Killed an officer. -Eighth offence! Murdered another officer! -Ninth offence! Killed another CP officer! -Tenth offence! Killed another officer. -Eleventh offence! Murdered a CP officer. -Twelth offence! Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. -Thirteenth offence! Murdered another officer. -Fourteenth offence! Poisoned and otherwise injured an officer. -Fifteenth offence! Killed an officer! -Sixteenth offence! Murdered another officer inside the CPHQ! -Seventeenth offence! Murdered another CP officer! -Eighteenth offence! Killed another Colonial Police officer.-nineteenth offence! murdered another Colonial Police officer. -Twentieth offence! Killed an officer and attacked another officer inside the CPHQ. -EXECUTED and fled York in shame!

• Danny O the 7 (Pirate) is wanted for killing a doctor.-Executed!

• Liova is wanted for the death of a York citizen while on a visit to one "Santa Claus" -Executed by Pro-Yorker Bauer. Well done Sir.

News

January 19th, 2007

• CP effective strength is at an all-time high.
• The criminal MG-gang is officially proscribed again. We will be offering no protection to this criminal gang, and any member of this outlawed group seen in York risks being executed. Reason: The MG-gang is suspected of conspiracy to imminently murder and finance murders of York citizens, and MG-gang ringleaders have recently been seen lurking in York, claiming to be in York "on business", shades of the early days of the Third Invasion.
• There is currently a campaign underway to strip local traitor Zydd Soral of his medals.

January 16th, 2007

• Veteran officer Zydd Soral, reknowned across Shartak as the high-ranking pirate member of the Colonial Police in the very radically anti-pirate town of York--Zydd was probably the only pirate on the island who was safe in York--has turned traitor and joined a criminal anti-York gang. The ensuing shakeup that was created after the third-ranking officer of a major York organization deserted and brazenly joined the Enemy, has understandably rattled the CP to its core, and there is much gossiping going on by others about the state of affairs within the CP. Despite this blow, the CP will continue our police work as best we can, as we always have.

December 2006

December 24th, 2006

• A warning to all Catholic and Protestant religious warriors, we ask that you please cease attacking one another.
• The 1st Imperial Privateers are no longer suspected of criminality, and have been removed from the "suspected criminals" list.

December 21st, 2006

• The Colonial Police are now offering an open-ended gold reward for the successful apprehension of, or information leading to the apprehension of: Toucan Son of Sam, a notorious murderer. See the forum thread for details.
• The Colonial Police are alarmed at the mass exodus of citizens leaving York and heading northwards over the past two days, to the rumored site of a fat jovial man distributing gifts. The concern is that criminals may use this as an opportunity to re-enter York and attempt to steal unguarded belongings, and commit other crimes.

December 17th, 2006

• Most of the York/Colonial Police delegation to Durham have returned to York. The headhunter threat turned out to be all talk.
• Jesus has been expelled from the Colonial Police for killing outsiders.

December 2nd, 2006

• The Colonial Police are now in Durham to help defend the town from the criminal element bent on wreaking havoc and murdering many citizens. But criminals be warned that York is not undefended (the CP still has several men staying behind, and other contacts in the city), and the entire CP can get back to York very quickly, if needed.
• In a surprising development, Jesus has joined the Colonial Police! As has longtime CP-associate and friend guest.
• The notorious terrorist leader Lord Paul Reefer has resurfaced in York, and has begun attacking outsiders once again. So he is back on the Most Wanted list.

November 2006

November 27th, 2006

• The Colonial Police are on the road bound for Durham to help the outsiders there defend against the imminent headhunter attack.
• The Colonial Police have expelled renegade officer otacon who murdered an officer. Also expelled was his accomplice maverick.

November 20th, 2006
RobZombie and his clan 1st Derby Privateers have been removed from our list of suspected criminals. We are currently in the process of negotating some sort of agreement with this group, possibly even an alliance. The 1st Imperial Privateer Regiment, however, remains very dangerous and suspected criminals.

November 16th, 2006
We have opened relations with the Durham Pistoleers, two weeks ahead of the grave threat to the very existance of that settlement from a warband of murderous native warriors and headhunters.

November 11th, 2006
The emergence of two new anti-York gangs calling themselves privateers, one Dutch, one Derby nationalist, both dedicated to conquering York, is cause for concern. The CP will be keeping an eye on these two groups, and all privateer groups have been added to the "suspected criminals" list.

November 8th, 2006
With the end of the mercenary bloodbath two weeks ago, now being dubbed the Third Battle of York, peace has returned to our city. Several Colonial Police were honored by the Order of Patriots for their outstanding service during the invasion. The mercenaries are still in town, but have kept quiet of late.

October 2006

October 16th, 2006
The mercenary invasion appears to be over, and an uneasy peace had descended upon York. The CP are still reeling from the attack, but the righting seemed to have turned in our favour in the past week or two. Law and order has survived in York, the philosophy of the "rule of the jungle" has been turned back. Many CP members are still skeptical of the MG.

Older News

Older news items, all the way back to our founding on April the 25th, ---6, can be found here: Colonial Police/newsarchive.