Talk:The Jolly Roger Gang

Raid on Dalpok

• Yarr! Avast ye, scurvy dogs! Raid on Dalpok 60 squar's sou'east of the traders outpost! Bring yer cutlasses mates! Yarr, we dogs need a good doctors teh join us, I'm offering a shiny 15 gold pieces for ye who joins first. Ony' 2 fer the rest! Yarr harr harr! Capn Booty

Just Wondering...

Why do you say you're going to kill Natives too? Reading your life story, they didn't do anything to you. And let me get this right, you're killing all outsiders, but you're also trying to start a healthy alliance with them AND they're welcome in your clan? But, I suggest you don't hurt anyone in York. Che 16:50, 21 August 2006 (UTC)

Hey, pirates are all the same. They claim they're peacable folk at heart, then ask if you want to join them on their next pillaging spree. And views such as "People from anti-pirate towns like York need not apply" are why we had to drive those dastardly brigands from our fair city in the first place. --The Order Of Patriots 16:41, 25 August 2006 (UTC)

All outsiders have a common enemy with natives. I also enjoy a good relationship with Durham which is were I am now and who i'm starting an alliance with. I still am anti-york and will be--Michael edwards 23:37, 25 August 2006 (UTC)

Ohhhh....I see now! Just because someone from York killed you, you want to kill evrey single person from York ever. I get it. Totally Understadable. Sorry for asking...Che 05:01, 26 August 2006 (UTC)

Yorkers are the turds of the devil. They have sex with common livestock, including chickens, in the sad hope of producing magical chimera, blow their noses into the palms of their hands because snot is their currency, and eat small children in demonic ceremonies at midnight. I will not rest until I have used the mouth of every Yorker as a repository for my urine, and the throat of every Yorker as a scabbard for my blade. Any man in the Jolly Roger Gang who will not swear that oath should sever his tongue from his mouth and gift it to the filthy Dalpok tribe for use as toilet paper. First Amongst Daves

I swear that the next yorkman to set foot on our fair sand, will have his entrails ripped out and he'll be hung from the main-mast as a testament to the powers of bloody vengeance at my disposal! Gahar! Don't forget, on sept 17th we must all talk like pirates, it be international talk like a pirate day! Rozen

Ahoy shipmates. Why are we camped on the beach when we should seize the ship as our base of operations? It randomly generates supplies, arms and gold. Seize the ship and we hold an asset.First Amongst Daves

I thought the ship was the hell-bound-strumpet base? if they dont have it though...yahar! Rozen

And for no particular reason....aye!! avast ye scurvy landlubbers!!! Necropolis123 18:22, 19 September 2006 (UTC)

Arr. Missed the Dalpok-York Road, and am south of the island near the beach, stalking an elephant. Diamond Dog is down there, looks like he has not moved for a few days. I am now heading toward York to slay as many of the inhabitants as possible. With my time zone advantage I expect to give their guts some fresh air while they sleep. A gold coin bounty to any man for every dead Colonial Policeman's shield: list your dead CPs here .First Amongst Daves- 21 September 2006

Arr. Got mauled by a tiger, then killed by a small deer. Such indignity. I am heading to Shark Island to headbutt hippies. First Amongst Daves - 25 Septemeber 2006.

GAR! The PDF! WANTED LIST + AIMS

Aye, the Cap' has invited me to the crew, and as a semi-experienced PK'er slayer, he's put me in charge of the PDF. Our objectives...simple:

-Enjoy the EXP your about to get by following the next objective.

-Kill any York luvin', PKin', son-o-a-sea turtle mutineer that sets foot on dry sand!

-And of course, pirate to the best o' ye ability.

Rozen -- http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=4862 Rozen

WANTED - DEAD. (Add more when you find more)

Sreath123 - Small time PKer, we've been trading blows since i got on the island. I've killed him a few times, he's kiled me once.

Killed Sreath 123 on 13 Sept 2006 - First Amongst Daves

Burchill - NOT CONFIRMED. Widespread rumour and an entry in Long Fin's profile, probably a PKer but the jury is still out.

Long Fin Kille - VERY DANGEROUS, KILL ON SIGHT. He's got over 150 pirate kills, very dangerous, dont sleep near him or he'll slit your throat. If you kill anyone, make it Long Fin. He's never killed me, but not for lack of trying, and over 150 good pirates have died by his hands.

Ciberwolf - Killed LePreto outside the traders hut. An enemy of the JRG.

Henry Morton Stanley - a protector of natives and an avowed pirate hunter. Last spotted west near Movan on 11 Sept 2006, where he killed First Amongst Daves.

a nobleman - Killed Lucidiots on the camp. Alleged PKer.

japani - stupid profile, and 4 kills. Was killed by Long Fin Kille, no honor amoung PKers then.

petey - Attacked me and called the clan gay, I think he needs to be killed, numerous times. - Rozen

Grimmig - Big time PKer.

Zombie Ninja - Big Time PKer. Has more than a hundred pirate kills. Killed me as i was waiting for some kind soul with FAKs. kutless55

Remember - It doesn't matter if you've already killed them, that just means they'll look for you now. KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL and KILL them some more.

Sorry

Regrettably i will be unable to join in the raid on Dalpok today. I mistook SW for SE and i ploughed off in the wrong direction.... and as it happenns i'm nearly dead from a shark attack and i don't have a first aid kit.... my second day on this island isn't going well necropolis123 16:27 GMT 1st September

Don't worry about it just get your self killed and return to the shipwreck via shaman. you can still join in the pillage!--Michael edwards 15:55, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

HARHARHAHHRR!!!

A raid on Dalpok says you? A change in the wind says I! The Scurvy Crew will be more than eager to once more flood the dirt paths of Dalpok with blood. The fact that this might be the one of the first instances of multiple clans agreeing on an act only sweetens the rum! Expect us to emerge mysteriously from the jungle soon. - Captain Tyler Whitney

Yarrr!

Arrr, me ship-wrecked, rum sloshin' matey's, would ye kindly accept this poor Zom-VLD inta yer crew o' noble pirates?

I'd be fearful disappointed if ye were ta say no, but aa would hold no grudge.--HVLD 01:22, 29 September 2006 (UTC)

Sure Go and register at our forums and Report in at the shipwreck--Michael edwards 03:24, 29 September 2006 (UTC)

Yarr #Two

It appears that the Colonial Police and the Order of Patriots of York have a burning hatred for your group. As you may have heard, the Mercenary's Guild is attacking the settlement, for reasons we are not willing to disclose in public. The chaos that has ensued since our attack has been in our favor, so we were thinking of ways we could increase the chaos... We thought of you. Would you be interested in raiding York, preferably as soon as possible? It would benefit both our groups, as the Mercenary's Guild would be able to focus on its own missions without being constantly hounded by the CP. The Jolly Roger Gang, in return, would gain status and reputation in Shartak. York is weak. Either one of our groups could take it alone, but only with great struggle. We offer you the opportunity to fight alongside us and overwhelm York with ease. All we wish is to complete our missions, but I understand that having York in chaos would be profitable to your group in more ways than one - imagine the acknowledgement from other pirate groups after being the one to eradicate the bastion of anti-pirates... Think on it, and get back to us... -- Erados^MG 21:18, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

Erados, I can send A few men to help with killing the yorkers. However I have the bulk of the group out on the west coast trade route stocking FAKs for Shipwreck. I could have at least four men in york by tuesday however--Michael edwards 01:09, 2 October 2006 (UTC)

Will I be there? Does a dolphin piss in the ocean? I'll have a quiet word to Timothy Trust, Sam Bellamy (although he's out Durham way) and Pongo-Pongo and see if we can get a boarding party on deck. Cui bono! - First Amongst Daves

Oi

To raid York, you'll have to locate it, something I'm sure you'll have alot of trouble with. Then, after you finally find York, you'll have to attack people, something you'll have even more trouble with. -Che 20:51, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

I like you, Che. You're charming, sassy and clearly very intelligent. As it turns out, I have a spare piece of driftwood looking for an intimate relationship with a special new girlfriend, and you seem like just its type. We'll all be keeping a lookout on the streets of York for you, sunshine, and we'll see if the driftwood fits. - First Amongst Daves

Yeah, no problem. We'll talk when your level equals half of mine, eh? Che 20:54, 4 October 2006 (UTC)

Che How bout you and Daves just have a good ole'druken brawl?:)--Michael edwards 22:57, 4 October 2006 (UTC)

A good pirate doesn't wrestle girls, Captain, unless it involves action in the crow's nest. We all know she's only posting here because I'm so damn sexy. Arrr. -First Amongst Daves

Arrrr she be a fiesty one ar'ight, ye'll ave to giv' her some o' that 'special treatment' that we gi' ta all york women. -Rozen

I don't know why Xintlaer was directing others to kill your member. He must have his own beef with your treasurer. My recomendation is that we let them settle the score themselves and start taking bets from the sidelines. I put five gold on my boy to win! Tyler Whitney 01:34, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

If it be a beef between the two then fine by me. I just don't want the whole crew hunting for em, For the fight I got seven gold on my man!--Michael edwards 04:09, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

Could you ask them to fight a little farther south? I'd like to see the fight myself. I get to kill the winner! Phillip Murray 04:35, 6 November 2006m (UTC)

Hey Phill, where'd you get that pic? is it just off a site, on a site where you customize a pic or did you draw it? Rozen

Mr. Edwards, am i gonna be added to the wiki of the JRG? hehe just wondering. hehe

Hey Rozen! haha Quartermaster... haha i'm under you! haha kutless55

Well, I say I'm the quartermaster...I'm not even at the shipwreck most of the time. I'm more sort of the self-appointed one too. definately a surgeon thought, i'm with Healers of Shartak. Rozen

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