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== Pirate drawing ritual in Wiksik ==
 
== Pirate drawing ritual in Wiksik ==
 
Dear Pirates, since you seem to have a good time in our village but are seen so rarely, we decided to hold a ritual and make up our own pirates. All in good fun ;-)
 
 
 
Jesus says "*enters hut, dressed with an eyepatch and a cutlass*" (2006-07-25 20:04)
 
 
Jesus says "Har har har me scurvy dogs...." (2006-07-25 20:04)
 
 
Foo Fighter says "The ancestors seem to be content with us, fellow wiksikians, for where was a hut with that many people and not a single spirit inside seen? *Starts a fire and begins to fan the smoke around*" (2006-07-25 20:05)
 
 
Jesus says "I am Tyler Whitney...." (2006-07-25 20:05)
 
 
Wambayak says "oh great spirits of Wicksickness and Ancestors of the Wiksik tribe, hear us! *malming herbs in a big pottery*" (2006-07-25 20:05)
 
 
Foo Fighter says "Oooooh, look at that! Jesus seems to be possessed by the spirit of a pirate! What is your name, spirit?" (2006-07-25 20:05)
 
 
Jesus says "har har har me mates... where have you ever seen a scurvier pirate than me... tyler whitney" (2006-07-25 20:06)
 
 
Foo Fighter says "Tyler Whitney? Oh, I remember you, you boasted about bringing violence to our fair village, but you keep getting chopped at all the time. Is that really you?" (2006-07-25 20:06)
 
 
Jesus says "call me tyler, sob!!!!!!!!!!! I am the bravest of all brave... like last week, when I almost managed to find my way to this wickwick village" (2006-07-25 20:07)
 
 
Wambayak says "*taking dried banana leaf. starting to fill up with herbs* Spirits send us funny dressed heads!" (2006-07-25 20:07)
 
 
Jesus says "oho.. me mates... strange herbs you got.... I need rum..... *sings.... what shall we do with the drunken sailoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor"" (2006-07-25 20:09)
 
 
Wambayak says "Now Tyler tell us where your brothers are! Went they lost in the jungle? " (2006-07-25 20:09)
 
 
Foo Fighter says "Hahaha, yes, it is him, he who thinks WickSick is a village and that I am the leader of something like TWAT, he is possessing Jesus, OMG. Why do you do such things? Won't you dare to get here alive?" (2006-07-25 20:10)
 
 
Jesus says "eeerrrr, I dunno, *starts crying*.... fiiiiiirst... we left the ship...... uhu I mean this was new for us all... we have never been out alone... ye must know.... we are afraid of these big animals... " (2006-07-25 20:11)
 
 
Foo Fighter says "Maybe they found a banana tree and ganged up beneath it. Everybody knows, pirates love bananas. Actually, they may be classified as belonging to the dildo tribe, hahaha." (2006-07-25 20:11)
 
 
Jesus says "arrrrrrrrrrrrrr aye mates... we need more rum" (2006-07-25 20:11)
 
 
Jesus says "well, left the ship..... blackhammer and all this spitlickers where Whitney err with me..." (2006-07-25 20:12)
 
 
Foo Fighter says "*Gives Jesus Rum and a stuffed parrot to sit on his shoulder*" (2006-07-25 20:12)
 
 
Wambayak says "Who is Rum? is it the spirit which is leading you the way to your destiny?*jumping up, rolling with his eyes, swirling the machete over his head!*" (2006-07-25 20:13)
 
 
Foo Fighter says "Ah, like this 'My name is Captain but I am no Captain Dan'? Of course, who could forget this wannabe rogue." (2006-07-25 20:13)
 
 
Jesus says "arr... me friend... so lemme go on telling me fish story.... " (2006-07-25 20:13)
 
 
Foo Fighter says "Rum is the only thing we can learn from these pirates, I wish we would have discovered their Rum secret when we were at the shipwreck." (2006-07-25 20:14)
 
 
Wambayak says "I want to dance! all the spirits unite and let Tyler speak!" (2006-07-25 20:14)
 
 
Foo Fighter says "Tell us, tell us!" (2006-07-25 20:14)
 
 
Jesus says "hang him till he's sober............ har" (2006-07-25 20:14)
 
 
Wambayak says "*starts bowing and winding*" (2006-07-25 20:15)
 
 
Jesus says "I neeeeeeeeeeeeeed ruuuuum... *stumbles already drunk, seems he cannot take lot of this rum*" (2006-07-25 20:15)
 
 
Jesus says "see you wickwick its sick.... what kind of man I am......... *sigh*" (2006-07-25 20:16)
 
 
Jesus says "me mother was a poor woman at the fish market an me father had too much of gin..........." (2006-07-25 20:16)
 
 
Wambayak says "UAHUAUooooooohUAOH!...*takes a little flute crafted out a bone and plays a very noisy tone*" (2006-07-25 20:17)
 
 
Wambayak says "tell us more *noisy tone* ...ahUh!" (2006-07-25 20:18)
 
 
Jesus says "I was poor... ran away and started as a shipboy.... I was always sick... and *starts crying* theeeeeeeeeese seamen did nasty things to little tyler*" (2006-07-25 20:18)
 
 
Jesus says "anywayyyyyyyyy... gimme more ruuuuuuuum *falls down*" (2006-07-25 20:19)
 
 
Foo Fighter says "Oooooh, that sounds like a harsh life. That is going to be a sad story, I know it. *Starts to ritually wail, tears out some hair and scratches his chest*" (2006-07-25 20:19)
 
 
Jesus says "my crew... these stinky stupid suckers... they have no real idea of magnificence... they are worth nothing......" (2006-07-25 20:20)
 
 
Foo Fighter says "*Gives Jesus more rum* I can imagine it is not easy, being the youngest on such a ship. Why did it run on the beach, anyway? Were the watchmen busy with you or what?" (2006-07-25 20:20)
 
 
Jesus says "me is lonely... and there's this badhammer *tztztztz* cheating cheater.........*brabbles* zer, err erz err zer-ger" (2006-07-25 20:21)
 
 
Wambayak says "Hey Tyler! Kind of funny brown stripes are spoiling your pants *long painful noisy tone*" (2006-07-25 20:21)
 
 
Foo Fighter says "Oh, yes, I hear he got lashed for that, hmmmhmmm, spanking and all." (2006-07-25 20:22)
 
 
Foo Fighter says "*starts to shake wildly, eyeballs rolling upwards* Aaaaaaaaaaaah, that memory summoned the ghost of Captain Dan! Watch me walk the planks! *Starts to shamble across the room* ARRR, me mateys!" (2006-07-25 20:24)
 
 
Jesus says "aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr, are you mekin fun of me? Harr... these things happen to a lot of us pirates...... how could we do else... with all these ferocius parrots on our way here" (2006-07-25 20:25)
 
 
Wambayak says "We should spank Tyler now for his cowardly behaviour! *takes a banana spliff and hits the head of posessed jesus*" (2006-07-25 20:25)
 
 
Foo Fighter says "I am a lucky pirate, and my name is Captain Dan! But I am no Captain, no worries. But I got cutlass, look how I can swing it when I find sleeping people!" (2006-07-25 20:26)
 
 
Jesus says "ouch ouch ouch ouch " (2006-07-25 20:26)
 
 
Wambayak says "*hits the heads of posessed FooFighter*" (2006-07-25 20:26)
 
 
Foo Fighter says "Arrrr...me mateys, that is a good idea, let's spank him! He deserves it, since because of him I always have to explain that I am no Captain! Arrrrr...." (2006-07-25 20:27)
 
 
Jesus says "ayeeeeeee we are coward people... nobody knows... we really wish to threaten tis gorgeous wickwick guys... they are our idols..." (2006-07-25 20:27)
 
 
Jesus says "ouch... no no... IIIIIIIIII am the captain... ME IS TYLER WHITLEY" (2006-07-25 20:27)
 
 
Jesus says "the crying babe" (2006-07-25 20:28)
 
 
Foo Fighter says "OOOhhh, ah littel bit faster but less harder would be ok for me. By the way, does anyone know what a 'sodomist' is? Foo Fighter used the word, but I have no idea what it is.....I will not leave until " (2006-07-25 20:28)
 
 
Foo Fighter says "I know what this is, spanking or no. *Starts to hit Wambayak with the blunt side of the cutlass* Arrrr, I am a vicious pirate!" (2006-07-25 20:29)
 
 
Jesus says "*sings loudly* we are pirates - the jungle scares us much - we are pirates- each other we like to touch-- ayeeeeeeeee" (2006-07-25 20:30)
 
 
Foo Fighter says "Now tell me already, or I start to wail like Tyler Whitney, and then all kinds of things can happen, especially to my digestion organs..." (2006-07-25 20:30)
 
 
Jesus says "*har har.... me boys... we all remeber these lonely nights at the shipwreck... don't ya?" (2006-07-25 20:31)
 
 
Foo Fighter says "Arrrrrrrrrrrr, what a nice song! WE ARE PIRATES AND WE ARE OK; WE TOUCH ALL NIGHT AND WE BRAG ALL DAY" (2006-07-25 20:31)
 
 
Wambayak says "Seamen like Samen! A Shaman told me that! Oh spirits how to satisfy those Pirates..." (2006-07-25 20:31)
 
 
Foo Fighter says "You know who is missing? That necrophilic sicko, born to kill. He is really disturbed if you ask me, but well, he needs some caring and hugging friends, too." (2006-07-25 20:32)
 
 
Wambayak says "AH! this pot full of monkey scum could serve! *taking a huge barrel from the corner in the middle of the room!"" (2006-07-25 20:33)
 
 
Jesus says "yarrr - we touch all night and brag all day.... har har... but me TYLER is the first to touch" (2006-07-25 20:33)
 
 
Foo Fighter says "I wonder how they can tolerate his stench and all the weird veneral diseases he carries around with him, I mean, even pirates have to be careful at least a little bit..." (2006-07-25 20:33)
 
 
Jesus says "Me chose all me men, me is the first to please them" (2006-07-25 20:33)
 
 
Foo Fighter says "Hey, did you realize that? I am no longer possessed. I guess Captain Dan fled after the song. Makes me wonder where..." (2006-07-25 20:34)
 
 
Wambayak says "Hey Pirates! Uahahua..Oh! Listen pirate spirits posessing the bodies of my honorable headhunter mates! here`s a barrel full of rum! we call it batida de coco! hmm!!!! Uahaauaoh!" (2006-07-25 20:34)
 
 
Jesus says "gimme rum gimme rum.... gimmm e gimmee gimmmee rum rum rum" (2006-07-25 20:35)
 
 
Foo Fighter says "Hahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, really, Tyler?" (2006-07-25 20:35)
 
 
Wambayak says "ah foo you are healed!" (2006-07-25 20:35)
 
 
Foo Fighter says "Ewwww, that is no Batida de Coco, but shshshssshhh, don't tell Jesus, errrr, Tyler!" (2006-07-25 20:35)
 
 
Jesus says "what HUHU?" (2006-07-25 20:36)
 
 
Jesus says "me been called...?" (2006-07-25 20:36)
 
 
Jesus says "*falls down on the floor* errr. what happened" (2006-07-25 20:37)
 
 
Foo Fighter says "Ohhhh, what a pity, that was just a second too early,,,,glad to have you back again, though :-)" (2006-07-25 20:37)
 
 
Jesus says "*confused* hey guys... so what about our ancestor ritual? does it start now?" (2006-07-25 20:38)
 
 
Wambayak says "The Spirits ment it well with us! Now we know what kind of malad justed characters they are!" (2006-07-25 20:39)
 
 
Wambayak says "...those pirates! and jesus the ritual was great. You were Tylor Whimpey and Foo you called yourselve Cockteen Dan !" (2006-07-25 20:41)
 
 
Foo Fighter says "Yes, I hope we all learned something from this episode - the pirates are not to be trusted, since the are deformed! Kill them and collect their heads! That is the way to do it, fuck yes!" (2006-07-25 20:41)
 
 
Foo Fighter says "Wow, that is an odd thing, Wambayak. I still feel like a sissy, that is for sure." (2006-07-25 20:42)
 
 
Jesus says "are you sure?" (2006-07-25 20:43)
 
 
Foo Fighter says "Oh well, I am quite exhausted. I think I'll go to sleep now, but my back will stay right next to the hut wall, that is for sure, I seem to have odd memories...well, nevermind. Night all." (2006-07-25 20:45)
 
  
  
 
That was very cute natives... I am a little disappointed that things seem to have gotten personal sometime between certain members and their native counterparts. We do not hold anything against the natives personally. They are merely our natural prey. After all, what peace can there be between sheep and lions? As for rarely seeing us, well wiksik isn't exactly a thriving metropolis. Hardly anybody seems to be lingering outside and most of the huts are empty. That's not quite the experience we had in Dalpok where there were over a dozen natives lingering at the shaman or around the village at any given time. The goal of Scurvy Crew raids is also not one of occupation, merely murder and plundering. Crewmembers are encouraged to pounce on the natives, then withdraw back into the jungle to spend the rest of the day drinking rum and sharpening their cutlasses. This might explain to the easily confused why there's no permenant Scurvy Crew presence in the village. - [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=242 The Captain]
 
That was very cute natives... I am a little disappointed that things seem to have gotten personal sometime between certain members and their native counterparts. We do not hold anything against the natives personally. They are merely our natural prey. After all, what peace can there be between sheep and lions? As for rarely seeing us, well wiksik isn't exactly a thriving metropolis. Hardly anybody seems to be lingering outside and most of the huts are empty. That's not quite the experience we had in Dalpok where there were over a dozen natives lingering at the shaman or around the village at any given time. The goal of Scurvy Crew raids is also not one of occupation, merely murder and plundering. Crewmembers are encouraged to pounce on the natives, then withdraw back into the jungle to spend the rest of the day drinking rum and sharpening their cutlasses. This might explain to the easily confused why there's no permenant Scurvy Crew presence in the village. - [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=242 The Captain]

Revision as of 15:52, 27 July 2006

Arrr! All this talk o' wenches and giving natives smallpox has piqued me interest, matey! Count me in!--Wifey 06:34, 28 March 2006 (BST)

Avast! Ye Jolly Roger, she be a mite large. With yer blessin' I reckon I can shrink it down a tad and place it fancy like in yer clanbox. --Lint 03:28, 29 March 2006 (BST)

Tcho Arr Everett or whatever his name is is with the Royal Expedition. I thought he was with us? His name is on the manifest. I don't know... Captain Dan/Surgeon


Our next raid could be...

As the miserable dogs shot me, how bout we go give York a visit? I know I said it would be a mistake to attack outsiders, but they attacked me and that means that they think they'll better then us. I'm going back down. Thats my kind of shore leave! Captain Dan/Surgeon

The "Order of Patriots"(Yorkies) have put abounty on all pirates. Please sir, I beg of ye. Let us rallie the other pirate groups and loners and move to take York. Those bastards should pay. Captain Dan/Surgeon

The Route to Raktam

Aye, note from the Boatswain - as we are going to burn down Raktam, the route from the deck is 58 paces due SE,145 paces E and 15 paces SE

Why Raktam? Why not Dalpok? Is not Dalpok closer? And we already have a road leading straight to Dalpok from the ship! It's scarcely two days' walk.--Wifey 23:14, 23 April 2006 (BST)
As it wasn't my decision I am only giving the route... talk to the Captain for details.--Xintlaer


Impersonation of the Captain

Captain, some mangy dog has called himself 'Tyler Whitey' in a cheap impersonation of yourself. Do you know anything about this? Captain Dan

"Tyler Whitey" merely be ICDIF with lifts to make him appear taller and more threatening and, hrm... "Stuffing" to disguise his other obvious inadequacies.

The Battle of Dalpok

Argh, having just joined the Scurvy Crew meself, I'm proud t' report me first kill for you lads is none other than Xyu. I nabbed him just off the road to Dalpok. We've set up a bit of a camp, and are guerilla-ing it back and forth. - Wolverine.

Well done! Xyu is also the name of a player who started the Mal Tour 06 in Urban Dead. Well done! Captain Dan/Surgeon

Wow! I was going to mention that I was wondering if it was him, but I thought it best not to mention UD as if everyone played it, because that would be bad form. I hope it was him, though such a legend should have had more skills than Close Combat and Advanced CC. -Wolverine

Secured a hut to the very South West. Moving to take control of their armoury. Captain Dan/Surgeon

Bugger. I took one out then got hit. Will be at the hut soonish I hope. -Wolverine

Armoury secured. Need more men. Whos supposed to be leading the raid? Captain Dan/Surgeon

Yarr, Cap'n, I've come to bolster your security. All priates heading to Dalpok, get to the South West most hut. Tis offering good protection. Do we have a forum for this sort of thing? -Wolverine

Blow me away, I be not a good geography plotter! The hut we are all in is somewhere along the western side. The armourie is captured, but can't be defended. I NEED MORE MEN TO HELP ME!!! As this is also to get our name recognised, I've been writing on all the Empty Huts "Hut has been taken by the Men of the Strumpet!" (Do pirates have medals? 'Cause I damn well diserve one!!!) Captain Dan/Surgeon

To anyone in Dalpok, aim for the Shaman!!! Captain Dan/Surgeon

WHICH GOD FORSHAKEN BASTARD CARVED THIS INTO THE GROUND BY ME?!!! "This is where Captain Dan lost his anal virginity." I CHALLENGE WHOEVER IT WAS TO SINGLE COMBAT AFTER THE BATTLE OF DALPOK! Captain Dan/Surgeon

Excellent work on the raid! The Captain would will that it continue, except that since there's no way to really occupy a village due to the presence of the shamen. There's also been a flood of new crew members (at the rate of 1-2 a day) since the clans feature was upgraded. To encourage further additions to the ranks, and so the Natives in Wicksick and Raktam don't start thinking that the Scurvy Crew is a "Dalpok problem" we're going to take advantage of our new numbers and start attacking other villages. Two weeks is long enough for a raid anyhow. The Captain is open to suggestions as to which should be our next target. Something with an established group of defenders (like the Wicksick Headhunters or Raktamites) would seem most likely.- Captain Tyler Whitney

A possibility that has been brought up by members of the crew who shall remain nameless is that the Scurvey Crew's next raid should be an outsider village. Why? Because we're pirates. Yar... This would have a large effect on the crew and relations between pirates and outsiders as a whole. Many crew members who have only recently signed up might be less willing to attack their outsider cousins than the stinking natives. Attacking York or Deby would also make it more difficult for any pirate to travel or trade there. The Captain wills that the matter be opened to debate within the crew.

It has also been suggested that we start charging protection money from villages we don't raid, or that we continue raiding them until we are paid. The Captain has already grown quite fond of this idea, but would like to hear from the rest of the crew. There are other matters to consider, such as (most importantly) how much do we charge? Which representatives will pay us and who will collect the loot? In true pirate fashion the Captain would collect and distribute whatever booty collected, but how would we decide on each pirate's share? Discuss... -Captain Tyler Whitney

Perhaps in true pirate fashion, the Captain could divvy out an arbitrary amount in advance to each pirate, or pay each pirate for their service upon the initiation of village-pillaging activities. After that, pillaging would continue until locals have given the Captain enough gold to persuade him to call off the raid. So if one local wanted to cover for all the rest, they could pay a full amount. If no local wanted to pay, the raid would continue until the Captain got bored. A friendly pirate crew might give advance warning, e.g., "we're going to raid York next Friday, and kill everyone in the Colonial Police, unless the Captain receives 45 gc by Thursday midnight..." --Tycho44 07:53, 15 June 2006 (BST)

I have asked this on the page, but do I count as a senior member? I believe that I fought harder then most in Dalpok, only being beaten by the Captain and equaled with Wolverine. I would not fail you, and would not require any reward for my service. I am a Surgeon, I know, but... you decide Captain...

I belive it is wrong to upset the Pirate/Outsider balance. It would be stupid and unnescary to annoy such powerful adversarys. Natives r one thing, but outsiders... It would be silly.

Captain Dan/ Surgeon

Pirate on Pirate crime Policy

Garr, does the captain have a policy regarding fellow pirates who slaughter our crew? --b4ll54ck kill3r

Why do you ask? Captain Dan/Surgeon

I was killed by ICDFIFiringSquad, a fellow pirate. b4ll54ck kill3r

The mangy dog be back? I fought I took all the fight out of him when I ripped his balls off in our previous encounter. Just ignore em, and kill em if yee can! Captain Dan/Surgeon

I'd normally say Pirate v. Pirate brawling is between the two pirates but ye have liberty to murder Firingsquad if ye wish it. -The Captain.


A Bounty on my Head?

I had just reached York, and some guy called oden147(not sure if the number is right) attacked me saying there me a bounty on my here head. Any one got any imfomation on this? Captain Dan/Surgeon

See Order of Patriots#Bounties. According to the talk page, oden184 claimed your kill and was paid for it. — Elembis (talk) 19:37, 27 June 2006 (UTC)

== additon by Anne Bonney == not knowing how else to communicate what has occurred see http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1553 Stortebecker is a pirate killer, he has killed an even dozen - including most recently our little 'borntokill' - and as such I killed him. I know nothing of the badhammer case.- (moved by the captain from the front page to discussion)


Dalpok Raid

I didn't know if we should keep this tally as part of the crew's history or not. If anyone wanted to see how many each crewmember has killed they could always just look at their profile so it seemed less important. In any case each raid's total will be a permenant part of the main page.

Just set this up so we could keep track of how many natives we get on THIS trip to Dalpok. Put your count next to your name. Captain Dan/Surgeon

Tyler Whitney: Total is now five with many more bloodied in the night.

Johny Bollocks:

Rob Cath: 6

Teach:

Captain Dan: 7 (10 times dead!!! Coming back to the Strumpet to guard it.)

Rob Da Blade: 5 (Not one death so far!)

Xintlaer: That'll be 9 mateys...

Wifey:

Wolverine: 4 (Tis funny how we run so hard into battle after dying)

Baron Von Roeboat:

badhammer:

Pieman:

Tycho "Yarr" Everett: 0 (altho one native looked nigh unto fainting in terror when I lay into the trader with my driftwood)

Born to Kill:

Dr Capitalism:

Crimson Jake:

Sigfrid:

Anne Bonny: 5

Axelius:

OpiumJoe: 4

Irene: 1


Before the raid

Be sure to check out the next Pirates of the Carribbean movie. If only to improve your pirate vocabulary, savvy?

During the last raid several pirates hid in the high grass west of Dalpok to pounce on the village like lions in the savanna before withdrawing at the end of the day. The benefits of this were that it would take a dedicated tracker to follow the footsteps back to a bloody, sleeping pirate. This of course means one must spend more ap charging into the village and withdrawing each day but it usually means fewer pirate deaths. The Captain only died two or three times during the entire Dalpok raid!

It also be the Captain's will that the crew use wandering shamans (shamen?) exclusively during this raid to cut down on time spent running through the jungle.

Raiders

Wondering if you fellows would like to subscribe to this umbrella group? All we live for is organizing raids on Natives and stealing their gold! --Maestro Raider 18:20, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

Tis not my place to say, but it twould be rude not to respond. I'm sure that the Captain would be pleased to have your group as an alliance or something of the likes. Please wait for the Captain to respond before making any assomtions, but I'm pretty sure he would welcome the friendship. Captain Dan/Surgeon


Congratulations for killing Foo Fighter

Captain Dan managed to kill me yesterday, after I chopped him down to 30 HP and fell asleep for some reason. When he logged in, he payed me back in the same currency and sent me to the spirits. My congratulations for that one. Maybe the captain may mention as well that he got chopped down short time afterwards by a fellow headhunter, Crotchbat, who had followed my newsgroup warcry.--Foo Fighter 16:43, 13 July 2006 (UTC)

Its good to see some civilised brutal killers amongsted the natives. My congratulations to Crotchbat. He is a continuing nuisance and a worthy foe, and so is my nest target. I hope to see ye both in Wiksik. And yes I was cut down, but death is nothing to me. I fight for the pure reason to die and come back to fight for the crew. Captain Dan/Surgeon Let it be known, I am no Captain. I serve Tyler Whitney and the rest of the crew, and do not wish to be Captain.

Well, if we want to go into technicalities - I am not the fucking leader of the WickSick Headhunters; we are egalitarian and go to great lengths to avoid leaders. Thank you. --Foo Fighter 17:48, 14 July 2006 (UTC)

I avoid being called a Captain because I am not and I have no wish to be. And if ye wish to be using language like that, save it for the raid, ye rumless, monkey fucking native. Captain Dan/Surgeon

There is a difference between swearing and calling someone a sodomist, but you don't seem to get it. --Foo Fighter 12:18, 15 July 2006 (UTC)

I have no idea what sodomist is, but I'll take as an insult. I'll see you in Wiksik. Captain Dan/Surgeon



Pirate drawing ritual in Wiksik

That was very cute natives... I am a little disappointed that things seem to have gotten personal sometime between certain members and their native counterparts. We do not hold anything against the natives personally. They are merely our natural prey. After all, what peace can there be between sheep and lions? As for rarely seeing us, well wiksik isn't exactly a thriving metropolis. Hardly anybody seems to be lingering outside and most of the huts are empty. That's not quite the experience we had in Dalpok where there were over a dozen natives lingering at the shaman or around the village at any given time. The goal of Scurvy Crew raids is also not one of occupation, merely murder and plundering. Crewmembers are encouraged to pounce on the natives, then withdraw back into the jungle to spend the rest of the day drinking rum and sharpening their cutlasses. This might explain to the easily confused why there's no permenant Scurvy Crew presence in the village. - The Captain