Talk:The Jolly Roger Gang

Just Wondering...

Why do you say you're going to kill Natives too? Reading your life story, they didn't do anything to you. And let me get this right, you're killing all outsiders, but you're also trying to start a healthy alliance with them AND they're welcome in your clan? But, I suggest you don't hurt anyone in York. Che 16:50, 21 August 2006 (UTC)

Hey, pirates are all the same. They claim they're peacable folk at heart, then ask if you want to join them on their next pillaging spree. And views such as "People from anti-pirate towns like York need not apply" are why we had to drive those dastardly brigands from our fair city in the first place. --The Order Of Patriots 16:41, 25 August 2006 (UTC)

All outsiders have a common enemy with natives. I also enjoy a good relationship with Durham which is were I am now and who i'm starting an alliance with. I still am anti-york and will be--Michael edwards 23:37, 25 August 2006 (UTC)

Ohhhh....I see now! Just because someone from York killed you, you want to kill evrey single person from York ever. I get it. Totally Understadable. Sorry for asking...Che 05:01, 26 August 2006 (UTC)

Yorkers are the turds of the devil. They have sex with common livestock, including chickens, in the sad hope of producing magical chimera, blow their noses into the palms of their hands because snot is their currency, and eat small children in demonic ceremonies at midnight. I will not rest until I have used the mouth of every Yorker as a repository for my urine, and the throat of every Yorker as a scabbard for my blade. Any man in the Jolly Roger Gang who will not swear that oath should sever his tongue from his mouth and gift it to the filthy Dalpok tribe for use as toilet paper. First Amongst Daves

GAR! The PDF! WANTED LIST + AIMS

Aye, the Cap' has invited me to the crew, and as a semi-experienced PK'er slayer, he's put me in charge of the PDF. Our objectives...simple:

-Enjoy the EXP your about to get by following the next objective.

-Kill any York luvin', PKin', son-o-a-sea turtle mutineer that sets foot on dry sand!

-And of course, pirate to the best o' ye ability.

Rozen -- http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=4862 Rozen

WANTED - DEAD. (Add more when you find more)

Sreath 123 - Small time PKer, we've been trading blows since i got on the island. I've killed him a few times, he's kiled me once.

Killed Sreath 123 on 13 Sept 2006 - First Amongst Daves

Burchill - NOT CONFIRMED. Widespread rumour and an entry in Long Fin's profile, probably a PKer but the jury is still out.

Long Fin Killie - VERY DANGEROUS, KILL ON SIGHT. He's got over 150 pirate kills, very dangerous, dont sleep near him or he'll slit your throat. If you kill anyone, make it Long Fin. He's never killed me, but not for lack of trying, and over 150 good pirates have died by his hands.

Ciberwolf - Killed LePreto outside the traders hut. An enemy of the JRG.

Henry Morton Stanley - a protector of natives and an avowed pirate hunter. Last spotted west near Movan on 11 Sept 2006, where he killed First Amongst Daves.

a nobleman - Killed Lucidiots on the camp. Alleged PKer.

japani - stupid profile, and 4 kills. Was killed by Long Fin Kille, no honor amoung PKers then.

Remember - It doesn't matter if you've already killed them, that just means they'll look for you now. KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL and KILL them some more.

Sorry

Regrettably i will be unable to join in the raid on Dalpok today. I mistook SW for SE and i ploughed off in the wrong direction.... and as it happenns i'm nearly dead from a shark attack and i don't have a first aid kit.... my second day on this island isn't going well necropolis123 16:27 GMT 1st September

Don't worry about it just get your self killed and return to the shipwreck via shaman. you can still join in the pillage!--Michael edwards 15:55, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

HARHARHAHHRR!!!

A raid on Dalpok says you? A change in the wind says I! The Scurvy Crew will be more than eager to once more flood the dirt paths of Dalpok with blood. The fact that this might be the one of the first instances of multiple clans agreeing on an act only sweetens the rum! Expect us to emerge mysteriously from the jungle soon. - Captain Tyler Whitney