The Rakmogaki Collective

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The Rakmogaki Collective
Leadership: Any cannibal that wishes to be a "Master" -see below
Members:
Goals: See goals
Recruitment policy: Any cannibal interested in making Rakmogak strong can join
Contact: [here or here]


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ANYONE ELSE HUNGRY...?

Many people have already come to our island. And we can expect more in the days to come. Some wish to enslave us, some wish to trade with us, some wish to hire us and some wish to kill us. We will not be used! It is time Rakmogak carved it's own path!

"One for all and all for roast!" - Cannibal Cook


POLICY

We're not going to babysit you,

We're not going to tell you what to do,

We don't stand for some arrogant ideal of "Law",

All we ask, is to lend us your power... for Rakmogak!

- DIE POLITIK


GOALS

1. Making Rakmogak the strongest on Shartak.

2. Solidarity among cannibal brothers and sisters.

3. Fighting together to protect the interests of Rakmogak.

4. Defense of Rakmogak.

5. Raiding Parties.


RANKS

We have no ranks. Every cannibal is equal in the eyes of the collective.

Major decision about the best way to direct the Collective are made by "Masters". No major decision is made unless THE MAJORITY of Master's agree. If a non-Master disagrees with the Collective's decision, they should list themselves as a Master themselves to make sure their view is heard.

Anyone can volunteer to be a Master. The duties of a Master include -

  • Helping new cannibals become strong.
  • Recruiting cannibals.
  • Communicate with other Masters.
  • Working towards the general welfare of Rakmogak.
  • Acting as the "voice" of the Collective.

To be a Master, add your name here and start talking to other Masters. If you get bored of your duties, just remove your name from this list.

CURRENT MASTERS

Master Teeth

Cannibal Cook


FOREIGN POLICY

1. General guidelines for dealing with non-Rakmogaki: Hit until tender, then turn up the heat.

2. Mainland Natives, Outsiders, Pirates shall be henceforce known collectively as "Meat"

3. No need to kill all Meat on sight. There's plenty to go around. Some Meat is best saved until later. Meat that can fight well deserves respect.

4. Any Meat that outstays their welcome in Rakmogak shall be known as "Cooked Meat".


ARE YOU A PKer?

Then join us! Instead of killing your own, focus your energy on the Meat! It's a lot more fun if you have a friendly group to return to once you get bored of PKing. Otherwise, like most PKers, you'll end up getting caught in a cycle of -

  • killing
  • running away to hide,
  • someone finding you (will always happen if you kill enough people - look at the profiles of the best PKers on Shartak. Now look at their death count)
  • being killed
  • respawning at the shaman
  • repeat

Put your PKing skills to use killing non-Rakmogak. That way, you'll have a place of guaranteed safety and your own class wont kill you on sight!


PIT OF SHAME

If a cannibal is foolish enough to persist at killing their own, you can put them up here. We're not necessarily going to hunt them down or tell them off for you, but if you think they are a threat and want to warn others, put their profile up here.


Allied Groups

Cult of the Sky-Blood - The Spiritual stuff

Bone Gnawers - A fellow Cannibal Clan

News & Updates

August 2008

  • The Rakmogaki Collective is formed in Rakmogak. There is much rejoicing.

September 2008

  • Various mainlander natives travel to Rakmogak to say hello.
  • Rakmogak forums are up. Say hello to all the Cannibals.
  • Various mainlander natives are eaten in Rakmogak.
  • Rakmogaki growing restless. And hungrier.
  • The Rakmogak healing hut becomes extremely haunted. Many cannibals die of fright.

October 2008

  • The Collective plans a raid Derby.

November 2008

  • The Rakmogaki Collective and the Bone Gnawers clan raid Derby.
  • The Great Khali becomes the first ever Rakmogaki to hold the Shartak Wrestling Federation Title.

December 2008

  • Spurred by a prompting from new leader Grunk the Pale, the Collective descends upon Santa's Grotto, killing all how enter the sacred house to hurt the Big Fat Red Saint. The cannibals, along with a few spirits, raze the hut and limit the killings on Santa. The disperse by month's end.

January 2009

  • The Collective, under new leadership by Grunk the Pale and The Great Khali, coordinate an all-out assault on the shipwreck in an epic raid known as The Quest for the Obsidian Spear.

February 2009

  • Nihilo the cannibal retrieves the Obsidian Spear, 9 days early from the deadline, with 308 outstanding points.