Colonial Police/newsarchive

February 2007

February 12th, 2007

• A new wave of vandalisms on huts is annoying the population of York. Anyone who provides information leading to the apprehension of the culprit(s) will be rewarded.
• The fighting between the criminal MG gang and the city of York has all but ceased, with only light skirmishing remaining. Most MG thugs have fled. Other anti-York extremists who rushed to join the fighting have proved militarily incompetent, and are no more a threat to the peace than small-time local killers like keiichi. York's triumph over the Second MG Invasion to Conquer and/or Destroy York, is already being celebrated by many jubilant York citizens, but the CP and other pro-York forces remain on guard.

February 3rd, 2007

• The fighting between the violent gang of maniacs known as "MG" and York has now turned solidly in favor of York. Few York citizens have been killed of late, and the MG thugs have been hit hard in terms of casualties by York's broad counter-offensive.
• Word has been spreading that the 1st Imperial Privateers may be planning to attack York citizens in the near future, to aid the criminal MG gang in their quest to destroy York. All York citizens are advised to take necessary precautions.
• Yesterday, a despised local traitor was located cowering in a swamp with other critters of his ilk, and was killed by a member of the paramilitary wing of the Order of Patriots. York has already begun to celebrate this great news.

January 2007

January 30th, 2007

• The CP and allies have rallied to the cause of saving York from the aggression of the violent thugs of the MG gang. Support from Derby has arrived, and more York citizens than ever are standing steadfast against the invaders.
• CP founder and local legend MickR has returned to York and is in the CPHQ at present.

January 26th, 2007

• Lord Paul Reefer has joined the Colonial Police! Another piece of evidence that all of York is rallying together to defeat the criminal MG gang.
• In a major counter-offensive operation yesterday, the Colonial Police and allies killed as many as ten MG thugs in the space of just over 24 hours, the great majority of the MG attack force.

January 22nd, 2007
The Second MG Invasion. A new wave of anti-York violence and killings by the criminal MG gang are underway. All York citizens are advised to stay inside at night.The present wave of unprovoked, senseless killings of York citizens by MG thugs is not for a "bounty", as the phony pretext the last time they attacked York claimed. This time it is admitted to be a bid for power by the thugs of the MG. Their hatred of York knows very few, if any, bounds. Local traitor Zydd "Scum" Soral is suspected of helping plan this wave of killings, using inside information he provided this criminal gang.

January 19th, 2007

• CP effective strength is at an all-time high.
• The criminal MG-gang is officially proscribed again. We will be offering no protection to this criminal gang, and any member of this outlawed group seen in York risks being executed. Reason: The MG-gang is suspected of conspiracy to imminently murder and finance murders of York citizens, and MG-gang ringleaders have recently been seen lurking in York, claiming to be in York "on business", shades of the early days of the Third Invasion.
• There is currently a campaign underway to strip local traitor Zydd Soral of his medals.

January 16th, 2007

• Veteran officer Zydd Soral, reknowned across Shartak as the high-ranking pirate member of the Colonial Police in the very radically anti-pirate town of York--Zydd was probably the only pirate on the island who was safe in York--has turned traitor and joined a criminal anti-York gang. The ensuing shakeup that was created after the third-ranking officer of a major York organization deserted and brazenly joined the Enemy, has understandably rattled the CP to its core, and there is much gossiping going on by others about the state of affairs within the CP. Despite this blow, the CP will continue our police work as best we can, as we always have.

December 2006

December 24th, 2006

• A warning to all Catholic and Protestant religious warriors, we ask that you please cease attacking one another.
• The 1st Imperial Privateers are no longer suspected of criminality, and have been removed from the "suspected criminals" list.

December 21st, 2006

• The Colonial Police are now offering an open-ended gold reward for the successful apprehension of, or information leading to the apprehension of: Toucan Son of Sam, a notorious murderer. See the forum thread for details.
• The Colonial Police are alarmed at the mass exodus of citizens leaving York and heading northwards over the past two days, to the rumored site of a fat jovial man distributing gifts. The concern is that criminals may use this as an opportunity to re-enter York and attempt to steal unguarded belongings, and commit other crimes.

December 17th, 2006

• Most of the York/Colonial Police delegation to Durham have returned to York. The headhunter threat turned out to be all talk.
• Jesus has been expelled from the Colonial Police for killing outsiders.

December 2nd, 2006

• The Colonial Police are now in Durham to help defend the town from the criminal element bent on wreaking havoc and murdering many citizens. But criminals be warned that York is not undefended (the CP still has several men staying behind, and other contacts in the city), and the entire CP can get back to York very quickly, if needed.
• In a surprising development, Jesus has joined the Colonial Police! As has longtime CP-associate and friend guest.
• The notorious terrorist leader Lord Paul Reefer has resurfaced in York, and has begun attacking outsiders once again. So he is back on the Most Wanted list.

November 2006

November 27th, 2006

• The Colonial Police are on the road bound for Durham to help the outsiders there defend against the imminent headhunter attack.
• The Colonial Police have expelled renegade officer otacon who murdered an officer. Also expelled was his accomplice maverick.

November 20th, 2006
RobZombie and his clan 1st Derby Privateers have been removed from our list of suspected criminals. We are currently in the process of negotating some sort of agreement with this group, possibly even an alliance. The 1st Imperial Privateer Regiment, however, remains very dangerous and suspected criminals.

November 16th, 2006
We have opened relations with the Durham Pistoleers, two weeks ahead of the grave threat to the very existance of that settlement from a warband of murderous native warriors and headhunters.

November 11th, 2006
The emergence of two new anti-York gangs calling themselves privateers, one Dutch, one Derby nationalist, both dedicated to conquering York, is cause for concern. The CP will be keeping an eye on these two groups, and all privateer groups have been added to the "suspected criminals" list.

November 8th, 2006
With the end of the mercenary bloodbath two weeks ago, now being dubbed the Third Battle of York, peace has returned to our city. Several Colonial Police were honored by the Order of Patriots for their outstanding service during the invasion. The mercenaries are still in town, but have kept quiet of late.

October 2006

October 16th, 2006
The mercenary invasion appears to be over, and an uneasy peace had descended upon York. The CP are still reeling from the attack, but the righting seemed to have turned in our favour in the past week or two. Law and order has survived in York, the philosophy of the "rule of the jungle" has been turned back. Many CP members are still skeptical of the MG.

September 2006

September 28th, 2006
Alarming numbers of mercenaries have descended upon York and reports of murders of innocent civilians by mercenaries are pouring into the CPHQ. Also, the feared attacks by the Jolly Roger Clowns failed to materialize, apparently as a result of their attack force getting lost, which suggests that the group is full of blustery incompetents and boorish drunks, as suspected all along.

September 20th, 2006
Word is spreading in York of an imminent attack by The Jolly Roger Gang. York citizens are advised to travel with caution when on the north-bound road out of York. Also, our alliance with the Order of Patriots has officially come to an end.

September 9th, 2006
The conflict between Durham and York continues to escalate, as a Durhamer has begun to attack Colonial Police members while shouting messages such as "The island for Durham!!!". In the latest incident, Durhamer Halfway there and pirate associate Anne Bonney jointly attacked Colonial Police members in the CPHQ.

August 2006

August 26th, 2006
New leader decided. Kjendlie will be the one to lead the new Colonial Police.

August 23rd, 2006
Today, MickR, founder and leader of the Colonial Police retired. A new leader is currently being decided. However, all roads seem to be pointing to Kjendlie as the new leader. This is the new dawn of The Colonial Police!

July 2006

July 7th, 2006
Lately there have been a number of individuals messing with the Colonial Police wiki page. We would like to ask that this page only be edited by official CP members (unless, of course, you are placing your profile under the 'Members' section).

July 4th, 2006
The CP is currently undergoing negotiations with the Order of Patriots.

July 1st, 2006
The CP has a large number of friends and a large number of enemies. We are currently looking to form alliances with any group that supports our cause...

June 2006

June 15th, 2006
The war with Lord Paul Reefer's group, 'The Reefer Terror Cell', has officially begun. The CP needs new members now more than ever.

June 12th, 2006
The Colonial Police now has a grand total of nine members!

June 6th, 2006
We found and executed a number of criminals today, and tried talking to Lord Paul Reefer again.

June 4th, 2006
Yesterday, a member of the Mercenary's Guild was hired to kill MickR. The negotiations begin...

June 2nd, 2006
The CP are looking into entering negotiations with the Mercenary's Guild.

May 2006

May 31st, 2006
The Colonial Police forum is now open.

May 28th, 2006
To whoever posted their profile up on the wiki, the link didn't work so I deleted it, please try again.

May 27th, 2006
The Colonial Police are now an officially recognised clan. MickR and Arwedda are currently returning to HQ.

May 23rd, 2006
Neither Arwedda or MickR have enough XP to set up the clan today, but we're hoping to A.S.A.P. We're going hunting for a short time so that we can get 'Clan Leadership' we shall return to York soon.

May 22nd, 2006
After a long and painful trip we finally got him, JB Aristide is down! For the first time in the history of the Colonial Police, the 'Most Wanted' list is empty.

May 21st, 2006
We finally found him! Lord Paul Reefer has been brought to justice. His last know location was at [-70.383,+26.304].

May 14th, 2006
Membership Drive. Currently accepting any and every application to join the CPHQ, except those made by convicts. This drive is in response to the rampant crime that has overtaken the peoples of York. Your town needs you to help keep the peace.

May 12th, 2006
There has been some debate as to whether or not W B Hazen was guilty for killing BlackJack inside the CPHQ. Arwedda acted by instinct. W B Hazen... if, in fact, you were not guilty, the Colonial Police apologise for any inconvenience they may have caused.

May 11th, 2006
After further investigation by Mick, it seems that natives belonging to a dangerous group called The Raktamites are camping out in various huts around York. If you have the time, check any huts near-by and make sure there are no dangerous natives inside. Do not attack them unless you are SURE they are PKers.

May 9th, 2006
Phutnanog was finally brought to justice today. Hopefully he has now learnt that murders in York will always be avenged.

May 7th, 2006
The crime-rate in York is currently at an all time high. The CP is doing all they can to stop the murders.

May 3rd, 2006
Two new members joined the Colonial Police today. Welcome to Slavik and czech1. Together we can help protect the citizens of York, and eventually reduce crime in York on a massive scale.

April 2006

April 29th, 2006
It seems that a clan of Natives lead by Phutnanog, known as the 'Raktamites' has been on a killing spree in York. If you have any information that would give us a lead towards the capture of Phutnanog and the other murderous members of his group please contact Mick or Arwedda at the Colonial Police HQ in York (-70.374,+26.313).

April 25th, 2006
Clan established.