Talk:1st Derby Privateers

'Ere be the public business of the clan.

Policies

Towards Yorkers: Deal with case by case, some are suprisingly NOT anti-pirate. Any OOP or PH Yorker will be killed for thier savagery.

Towards The Colonial Police: Through our brothers, the Derby Hospitallers, we're not going to be causing any trouble towards the CP, nada, nothing, zip - Thinking about it, I should have revied thier policies a bit more before saying we were to harm them.

Towards Durhamites: You're brothers in arms, thier pro-pirate, we're pro-pirate, we're all happy. Have some rum. Ok, ok, some Durhamites will kill a pirate, but like Yorkers, thier mostly one way.

Towards Derbians: If you kill a Derbyman, then there better be a good reason. If it isn't explained in your profile why you killed them, then...oh dear...

Towards Pirates: Your bog-standard corsair is a simple man, of simple pleasures. Rum, steel, gold, rum, wenches and gold. Want all that, my scurvy ridden comrades? Well, we'll likely be helping in some form of raid at some point.

Towards All Natives: KILL EM ALL! nah, just kidding. Case by case dealings. Some natives wont kill an outsider, but from my experience they will. Wiksick is the worst for it I believe. So, dont kill a native unless he has unexplained kills in his profile. if you see 30 Derby kills then feel free to send the man to hell.

Towards Peace Clans: Open Arms, they will never by touched by the Privateers unless a Privateer has seen an Open Armsman kill a Derbyman, Durhamite or Pirate, in an unexplained way.

Towards The Derby Hospitallers and Durham Pistoleers: Unless they've killed one of us, then we don't kill any of them; I look forward to cooperation and coordination between the three of us, when we get to anywhere near thier power level.

Towards The Jolly Rodger Gang and the Hell Born Strumpet: Such fine Pirates as these will not be harmed by the Privateers, especialy because my own brother, Rozen, is in the JRG. They are the 'good guys' and wont be killed unless they've killed a privateer or Derbyman in an unprovoked way. I'd like to consider the two of them allies in the fight against anti-piratism.

Towards Anti-Pirate Factions: Arrrr! So the OOP and PH are enemies. No hard feelings...then again Zeff, with those tight orange Pirate Hunter Power Pants I'm not suprised you dont get hard feelings. Hehehe...

Recruitment Policy: Any Derbyman who isn't a practicing PKer is welcome, if he no longer kills or never killed Pirates or outsiders then he's welcome. Same goes for Durhamites and Yorkers.

Any Native who isn't a big time outsider killer and has promised to stop killing outsiders is welcome.

Pirates are encouraged to join up, as long as they dont kill Derbymen or Durhamites and dont kill thier own except on a Mutineer Slaying basis (Like the JRG's PDF members).

RAID CONCUCT Dont touch unaligned Yorkers, and they wont touch us.

When encountering a Yorker from Pirate Hunters or the Order Of Patriots kill them where they stand.

When encountering a Native, Identify Friend or Foe, same for Yorkers, which is easier as you dont have to spend gold.

When encountering Che, it's probably best to shoot him, use your own discression, he's a trouble-maker, but he's usualy benign in Derby. And the man has done a few favors for Shartak (with my original idea, of course, see Flintlocks wiki) But say hello to him even if you're going to shoot him.

Signing Up

Interested in protecting Derby from the PKers and raiders?

Interested in rumrunning with the Shipwreck? Bootlegging with Durham? Peddling in York?

Interested in hacking away at the jungle?

Interested in hacking at Wiksick's criminal element?

Tierd of being a lonely Derby guardian? You know you've got the skills but the Hospitallers aren't pro-pirate enough?

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RobZombie

Francis Learner

Guildmaster

Johan1

Relixa

Nice!

All Yorkers are case-by-case, so you're going to be in the next York raid? The CP aren't enemies of Pirates, only pirates who kill other people. Are Open Arms Enemies too? With this logic, it almost makes sense. This is just a Pirate gang with a new name and a new city. -Che 23:23, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

Read deeper, I'm not like my bro, who i'm to assume put several choice phrases your way. I will clarify it and amend for your sake. Anyone in Open Arms, even if he's a Yorker, will only be killed if he's seen to have killed someone in an unprovoked manor. All Yorkers who haven't alligned themselves (i admit, i missed that out) to the PH, CP or OOP - granted we can't tell whos OOP - any unalligned Yorker will be dealt with on a C by C basis. And i'm sure the CP dont distinguish between harmless freebooters and bloodthirsty corsairs, especialy when York dewlling pirates are driven out by the OOP, who do kill, and admit to, killing every pirate in york. did i miss something? RobZombie

The Road To Durham!

Yay! I'm rubbish! Hehehe, I set off to help out Durham for this upcoming Raid but i ended up following the coast instead of the non-existent trail...I had a swim then a wet, wet, muddy swim through the swamp...last time I try to be nice and help someone.RobZombie

I met a beautiful lady on my way to help out in Durham, about half way across the island on the south side, seek the Traveler's Rest, just a signpost in a clearing, she's headed for Derby so watch out for beatiful henna haired piratesses. RobZombie

I'm back in Derby after being murdered by suspected Headhunter, Jesus, en route. I was not 30 AP's walk from the Medical Hut and without cartography skills i would have been lost in the Jungle if i'd have used a roaming shaman. So i'm back home. hello Derby. RobZombie

The Colonial Police

I think the CP are rather cynical due to their past experiences. They got burned during the Third Battle when the Scurvy Crew and JRG joined the other side. I think if you go a long period without attacking York, they'll get over it.--Black Joe 16:54, 19 November 2006 (UTC)

Poetry and Chanties

Seeing as the OoP are continuing to call us monarchists, though i've made it clear to them we're just kind of sponsored by the English, i've written this tasty ballad, based on Tenacious D's Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown). Members are encouraged to submit thier own poems and ballads about members, players, clans or events.

Lamentation of the OoPer Trooper To the tune of Beelzeboss by 'The D'

Figure out when the OoP talk and when the Pirates talk, its not entirely based on Beelzeboss. Mind the *s.

Verse I - Our Quest On Shartak

Were the Order, we love killing, Check our kills they're f**king many!

We're the Order we can kill who we want, There's ne're a pirate we aint dumped in the swamp, Our reputation, that's the our highest cost.

We can wait to take the Strumpet back to hell, But we're gonna get shot down, cut up and fell, The JRG make us squeal like a two-months wild boar!

Verse II - The Final Showdown pt.I

Come on Rolly Roger, bring the thunder, There's just no way that you can win, We are the golden piece, listen to us We rock to hard because we are immortal men,

Godsdamnit(-rage), your words are like a maze, We're gonna scratch our greasy heads, yes, 'coz the Privateers will bust this massive monster jam, Pirate's been though so much s**t, rocked out-thin and thick Soon its time to blow you f**kers do-own

Verse III - The Final Showdown pt.II

Come on Hell-Born now its time to blow OoPs down, I hear you JRG, now its time to blow OoPs down, put up the 'cades coz its time for a sootdown We'll knock you over and we'll take you to blood-town Now were gonna blow you f**kers down We're gonna kill you coz our men you did cut down Come on HB coz its time to shoot OoPs down (Ooooh) We'll ball-grab ya, its time for a smack down!

We know you're number, is nearly up, We know you're weakness, our Pirate-ness, We rock the beaches, and blow ya down, we will defeat you, for all pirate kind You hold the rifles, we hold the blades You are the Order, we are the Scur-vy We are the The Scurvy!

You guys are f**king lame, come on pirates you're comming with us Taste my bullets scurvies! (*Ricochete*)

Nooooo!

(*Cannonfire*)

Oww my f**king pride! Oh no!

Fra' wence yar came yar shall remain, til' yar Shamaned 'gain!

Nooooooooo! F**k you Privateers, and f**k you Hell-Born, I'll get you scurvieeeeees.....(fades)