The Scurvy Crew of The Hell-born Strumpet
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| Leadership: | Captain Tyler Whitney | ||||
| Members: | There be the Captain, the First Mate, the Sailing Master, the Master's Mate, the Gunner, the Gunner's Mate, the Ship's Surgeon, the Surgeon's Mate, a Rum Runner, the Cabin Boy, the Ship's Carpenter, the Boatswain, the Cartographer the Able-bodied Seamen, and A Monkey. | ||||
| Goals: | The pursuit of booty and/or rum. YARRR!!! | ||||
| Recruitment policy: | ARRR!! All crew positions be determined by first-come first-serve or no rules cage death match. Ye must be a pirate or pirate sympathizer. If ye wish to name your own rank ye have liberty to add it to the ship's manifest. | ||||
| Contact: | E-mail aehrig@hamilton.edu to be added to the manifest. | ||||
HAR,HAHARHHARHAAAHRRR!!!!
Pull up your pants and throw out your empty rum bottles because shore leave is over!!! The Captain has decided that Wicksick will be the location of the Scurvy Crew of the Hell-Born Strumpet's second raid!!!! The Captain has already slain two of the local defenders and is shocked to learn that they have no fear of pirates. This be not a fault of theirs. It be the mistake of all pirates, that we have not shown them all the fun they're missing in their wretched existences as rumless natives. They even committed a sin to piratedom and referred to Captain Whitney as an Outsider, and not as a grog-chugging, mermaid-coveting, pirate. They are obviously unaware of the depths of drunken cruelty that distinguishes Pirates from Outsiders.
The Captain has decided that come July 12th the Scurvy Crew will educate them in murder and inebriated property destruction. All crewmembers be hereby given notice to gather in the jungle outside of Wicksick in anticipation of our July 12th pillaging. Sharpen your cutlasses and fill up your rum flasks because there's more than enough murdering for any pirate!!!!
Current goals be:
- ANNIHILATE THE RUMLESS, ELEPHANT-WORSHIPING NATIVES OF WICKSICK
- Crew the ship: The Hell-born Strumpet (the bonniest ship in whatever ocean the island's in)
- Terrorize the locals
- Pursue the elusive three-headed monkey
- Rum
- Keelhauling
- Wenches
- Plunder
- Grog
The Code of The Scurvy Crew
Any Pirates with the fortitude of spirit, or plenty of the hard spirits with which to fortify themselves may join, er, yargh...
- Every man shall obey civil Command; the Captain shall have one full share and a half in all Prizes; the Master, Carpenter, Surgeon, Boatswain and Gunner shall have one Share and quarter.
- If any man shall offer to run away, or keep any Secret from the Company, he shall be marroon'd with one Bottle of Powder, one Bottle of Water, one small Arm and shot.
- If any Many shall steel any Thing in the Company, or game, to the Value of a Piece of Eight, he shall be marroon'd or shot.
- If at any Time we should meet another Marrooner (that is Pyrate) that Man that shall sign his Articles without the Consent of our Company, shall suffer such Punishment as the Captain and Company shall think fit.
- That Man that shall strike another whilst these Articles are in force, shall receive Mose's Law (that is 40 stripes lacking one) on the bare Back.
- That Man that shall snap his Arms, or smoak Tobacco in the Hold, without a cap to his Pipe, or carry a Candle lighted without a Lanthorn, shall suffer the same Punishment as in the former Article.
- That Man that shall not keep his Arms clean, fit for an Engagement, or neglect his Business, shall be cut off from his Share, and suffer such other Punishment as the Captain and the Company shall think fit.
- If any Man shall lose a Joint in time of an Engagement he shall have 400 pieces of Eight; if a limb 800.
- If at any time you meet with a prudent Woman, that Man that offers to meddle with her, without her Consent, shall suffer present Death.
Now accepting crew for the positions of:
- The Captain: Tyler Whitney
When the crew left for the Dalpok raid they were tied with tea-swilling monarchists for dominance of the island. In as little as two weeks the ranks have swelled to DOUBLE what they were when we left. The Captain be pleased to see so many lime-eating parrot perches have returned to the crew.
The Captain's will be that any crewmembers still lingering around the wreck should announce the coming raid by writing it in the sand and placing signs for all to see. Inquirers should be directed to this wiki or simply told to go to Wiksik with rum on their breath and murder in their hearts...
Welcome aboard Mr. Din and Mr. Matee!! Come to Wicksick and join the raid!
- First Mate: Johnny Bollocks Last one to get drunk and laid will feel the lick o' the cat!
- Sailing Master: Rob Cath Eye, it's good fun raiding the natives. Got 5 kills so far. Going back for the shaman. Who's with me eh???
- Master's Mate: Teach
- Ship's Surgeon: Captain Dan I wish to tell ye myself, and ye not here it from another source. For some reason, I got to close to my hunter who was out exploring the jungle outside Derby. I have been cursed(punisment for zerging.) Let it be known that my hunter never had contact with me, but any punisment ye deal shall be considered fair. As for me, I withdraw to the shipwreck now. Sorry...
- Surgeon's Mate: Rob Da Blades
- Boatswain: Xintlaer They shall feel my blade deep between their ribs...
- Gunner: Wifey Yargh!
- Gunner's Mate: Wolverine This bein' before the whole Weapon X thing o' course.
- Cartographer: Baron Von Roeboat
- Quartermaster:
- Carpenter: Dian Cecht
- Carpenter's Mate:
- Steward:
- Cook: Pieman
- Billiard-marker: Tycho "Yarr" Everett
- Cabin Boy:born to kill
- Wenches: Irene
- Rum Runners: Opium Joe
- Ship's Monkey: Dr Capitalism(The monkey was attacked by natives... time to go pillage a village.)
- Monkey's Mate:
- Our preserved Native head: Shrubar, shaman of Dalpok
- and Able Bodied Seamen:
- Crimson Jake
- Sigfrid Süßermann Avast!
- Anne Bonny
- Axelius
- b4ll54ck kill3r
- Jim Davey Jones
- badhammer
- Karrak the Drunk
- Marines(Outsider Soldiers):
- Drunk, One-Eyed, No-Thumbed Swordsmith Who's Responsible for Every Poorly made Cutlass on the Island:
- Gold Biter & Rum Tester Arr Matee
Pirates be expert cartographers
There has been talk of pirates scouring the mountain for buried treasure, and the Captain has seen Mr. Wifey in one of the tunnels. To help with navigation here be the first map of paths under the mountain yet produced.
Thanks go to Dr J for his spelunking.
The Case of Mr. Badhammer
...has been moved to the discussion page in lieu of a dedicated history page to come later (once there's enough history to justify its existence. Any who wish to read about the first application of nautical justice in the island's history may read about it there.
THE SCURVY CREW IS LEGION!!
YAHRR! We be the first clan on the island to break 30 members!! The Captain decrees an extra pint of grog to all members in celebration.
As the man said:
"The average man will bristle if you say his father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he discovers that his great-grandfather was a pirate."
Native Guide
The Crew of the Hell-born Strumpet are looking for a native guide not only to translate and inform the crew of any hidden island booty, but also to be mocked and paid in small pox.
Total Natives Killed in the First Dalpok Raid:
- 46 (This be only the official count given by those who posted their exploits here. Several crewmembers may have cut swaths through the Dalpokers, yet abstained from announcing themselves because they did not know they could, or abstained from boasting for other, more mysterious reasons. Many, many more natives tasted cold steel, yet escaped death due to the crew's fatigue or their cutlasses' notoriously shoddy workmanship.)
Natives Killed List: Wicksick Raid
Tyler Whitney: The Captain, in what can only be described as an act of thrilling heroics, slew Foo Fighter just as he was about to finish off Mr. Kill, the Cabin Boy. In real-time!! With Mr. Kill down to his last four hitpoints and Foo Fighter with a full 85! The Captain is more than pleased to mark this as his sixth kill of the Wicksick Raid.
It seems the Wicksick Antidote Trust is guided less by a chief than by an even more uncivilized "communal" existence. As such Foo Fighter is merely one of the more active members. Not that this should interrupt our toasting his death...
As of the night of the 20th Your Captain has killed 7 Wicksickers
Johny Bollocks:
Rob Cath:
Teach:
Captain Dan: 6
Rob Da Blade:
Xintlaer: HARR!!! Fine... for today it shall be 6 Wicksickers
Wifey:
Wolverine:
Baron Von Roeboat:
badhammer: since th' floggins i've been hungry fer some native blood t' prove m'self to th' cap'n again. i will kill 20 natives an' their shaman before i leave wiksik! today i kill'd a mistrrr Josh Green o' Wiksik o'ver by th' mountain afterrr i saw Le Pirate Robert n tipped me hat ta 'im. since i be not in wiksik yet and the raid hasn't beggun, e's not part o' th' count i say. but a kill none the less. an' i killed the monkey he was fightin' too. harhar.--Badhammer 20:33, 8 July 2006 (UTC) OI! cap'n dan! i see ye' aimin' fer 25! i see ye' an' raise ye' i aim fer 30 now. may i die an' haunt them until i come back to kill em again.--Badhammer 21:37, 8 July 2006 (UTC) OI! dan! 35! mate i aim for 40 now. i be sittin' a lil north o' the town, i just got revived bby a wanddering shaman and ended up a few paces north o th' town. tomorrow i attack.--Badhammer 09:25, 11 July 2006 (UTC) You attack zevna for 3 damage. They die. (the raid hasn't begun yet, but i killed another one. --Badhammer 19:46, 11 July 2006 (UTC) Badhammer's kills are at a lowly 4, i have been haunting the medicine hut for the last week. getting that extra level i wanted for expert tracking. harharhar, i'll be killing them tomorrow though! back to the flesh!--Badhammer 12:09, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
Pieman:
Tycho "Yarr" Everett: 1 Armadax wot callz hizilf Butchur has provokd mi. (Planning to distract natives with ticking GPS units and glittering gems and "brown liquid" - a bit o mud from the freshwater spring.)
Born to Kill: After thsi raid, i will no longer be the cabin boy, but the cabin man! after i clean my pipes out in the natives i kill. i aim for at least a threesome, maybe more if my cutlasses don't break as often as they do. OY! Cap'n! thanks fer killin' Foo Fighter! so m' kill count is currently at 8 as ov th' mornin' ov th' 23rd ov july. why arrr thar so many natives that be from somewhere else? i killed a level 26 shaman from dolpak and some rakamites! yarrrghh This count is for Wiksikers ONLY! No other natives count. Captain Dan
Dr Capitalism:
Crimson Jake:
Sigfrid:
Anne Bonny:
Axelius:
OpiumJoe: 5 pairs of Wiksik ears be hung around me nethers.
Irene:
b4ll54ck kill3r: Upon my arrival at Wikstick I will kill as many as I please!
Karrak the Drunk: If'n I can get to Wikstick or wha'ever tha name be, I'll take 'least five of th' stinkin' native's heads.
