La Islet Bonobo
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Jump to navigationJump to searchThe Absolutely Mountainless Islet (formerly known as Annoying Mountain Brigade Camp) is the name of the largest of the Western Islets off the west coast of Shartak, according to the Discordian Cargo Cult. Since the entirety of Shartak is described as an island, it follows that such a small land area should be called an islet. At the time of this writing, the islet has been claimed as the territory of two clans: The Discordian Cargo Cult, and the Royal Expedition. The two clans have engaged in violent conflict over the disputed territory.
D.C.C. Facts-in-brief:
Name | The Absolutely Mangoless Islet |
Land Area | Approx. 836 square game squares |
Official Language | Rutabaga!!!!! |
Chief Export | Poisonous berries and other fruits |
Political System | Crypto-fascist Anarchism |
Tourism | Encouraged |
Official Religion | Discordianism |
Conversion | Required |