User:Rex Feral
Contents
- 1 The Diary Of An Assassin
- 1.1 Jul 23rd 2009
- 1.2 Jul 17th 2009
- 1.3 Jul 8th 2009
- 1.4 Jun 30th 2009
- 1.5 Jun 27th 2009
- 1.6 Jun 20th 2009
- 1.7 Jun 18th 2009
- 1.8 Jun 13th 2009
- 1.9 Jun 3rd 2009
- 1.10 Jun 2nd 2009
- 1.11 May 27th 2009
- 1.12 May 22nd 2009
- 1.13 May 13th 2009
- 1.14 May 6th 2009
- 1.15 May 3rd 2009
- 1.16 Apr 27rd 2009
- 1.17 Apr 23rd 2009
- 1.18 Apr 21st 2009
- 1.19 Apr 13th 2009
- 1.20 Apr 13th 2009
- 1.21 Apr 11th 2009
- 1.22 Apr 9th 2009
- 1.23 Apr 2nd 2009
- 1.24 Jan 7th 2009
- 1.25 Jan 3rd 2009
- 1.26 Dec 18th 2008
- 1.27 Dec 13th 2008
- 1.28 Dec 11th 2008
- 1.29 Dec 10th 2008
- 1.30 Dec 8th 2008
- 1.31 Dec 7th 2008
- 1.32 Dec 4th 2008
- 1.33 Dec 3rd 2008
- 1.34 Dec 1st 2008
- 1.35 Nov 28th 2008
- 1.36 Nov 24th 2008
- 2 Contracts
The Diary Of An Assassin
Jul 23rd 2009
Heading for supplies I was stopped by a native. Now I've a new contract, four new targets and I'm 80 GC richer. That means I've got contracts on both sides of this war in Raktam. Someone's going to be unhappy that's for sure.
Jul 17th 2009
Raktam is a war zone again. Natives don't know how to stop fighting. Bad for me though. I can't find the target. Only good thing is finding so many familiar faces. Profit be damned, I've settled a few scores in the last week.
Jul 8th 2009
Rumour mill says that an old target has been spotted in Raktam. She has been out of sight for months. I'll have to make good on that contract seeing as how I spent the gold already.
Jun 30th 2009
Looks like some of my previous marks are upset and now I'm a wanted man. Ain't no such thing as bad publicity.
Jun 27th 2009
Didn't make it as far as the shipwreck. Had two run-ins on the way there. Tigers, natives and idiots, oh my! Need to replenish my supplies.
Jun 20th 2009
At last! The longstanding Tyrannis Contract is complete. Carved a memorial for the mark. Time for some fun now. I've earned plenty of honest gold on that contract. I hear there's a decent whorehouse up in the NW.
Jun 18th 2009
Pursuing a target led me into the caves under the island. Strange things down there; giant spiders, swarms of rats and what looks like gold seams.
Jun 13th 2009
Changed my mind. The damned cannibal island is a bitch. Staying alive long enough to find the target is the biggest challenge I've had since I landed on Shartak.
Jun 3rd 2009
The mark appeared right on cue. Chalk up another for patience and timing. The journey to the cannibal island was worthwhile despite the dangers and the lack of friendly faces. Looking forward to the completion of this contract.
Jun 2nd 2009
Hunting parakeets - a welcome diversion from the stress of cannibal-dodging.
May 27th 2009
Informant turned out to be genuine. Two days of waiting patiently produced a result.
May 22nd 2009
Another tipoff. And from a very surprising source. Might be a bum steer. Following this lead will take me to the ass-end of Shartak for sure.
May 13th 2009
The worn boot-leather was worth it. Found the target near Wiksik. He wasn't difficult to pick out from the crowd of brown faces. He left tracks that a teetotal spinster could follow. The bigger they come, the harder they fall. Heading back to York for supplies.
May 6th 2009
A longstanding target has been sighted on the other side of the island. Going to be doing a lot of walking. Might need a new pair of boots when I'm through.
May 3rd 2009
Still in Durham. Same mark as last time. Boy has no imagination.
Apr 27rd 2009
Taking a holiday around Durham. All killing and no play makes Rex an angry boy.
Apr 23rd 2009
The mark made his way back to Durham. I caught up with him just S of the town. Carved him a fancy memorial. Fine weather for some exercise. Feels strange to be doing favours.
Apr 21st 2009
Made the long journey to Durham but found no sign of the mark. Did find a glowing blue arch that acted as a gate to a native temple. Found the mark at the temple. Native prohibitions against bloodshed stopped me from killing. Looks like half the island population is cowering here like rats in a cave.
Apr 13th 2009
Received a special request for my services. Glad to do a favour for a fellow working man.
Apr 13th 2009
Received the incorporation documents for The Undertakers by carrier pigeon.
Apr 11th 2009
Stopped at Raktam for supplies. The native village is more like a ghost town. Spotted a target hiding in the brush outside the village. He soiled his britches when I spoke to him. Almost made me sorry for him. Almost... but not quite. A good day for a killing.
Apr 9th 2009
I've seen only one native in almost a week of travel. Plague?
Apr 2nd 2009
What has happened on this island? It's quieter than a Red Indian at a KKK square dance.
Jan 7th 2009
Received a visit while I was sleeping off the previous job. Revived at a roaming shaman. Found someone nearby who would do for payback, a random GSUC soldier. The killing isn't always about money.
Jan 3rd 2009
Celebrated the New Year with a roaming shaman. Happily found one target in Derby. Three to go.
Dec 18th 2008
Received a tipoff on the four remaining targets for the Raktam Contract. On the road again.
Dec 13th 2008
Met a genuine idiot who attacked me even though I was leaving York to chase a target. Stupidity in action. However another target was actually back at York so my luck was in. One down four to go.
Dec 11th 2008
Found the target at the waterfall. Also found one of the GSUC. Seems my message wasn't passed on to the rest of the GSUC. So I killed two birds with one stone. A good day.
Dec 10th 2008
Target was apparently seen at the waterfall.
Dec 8th 2008
Left a message for the GSUC. Might have to kill one of them as an example.
Dec 7th 2008
Killed by a York fool. He used to be a random killer in the Criminal Fraternity Of York. Now he's working for GSUC. Moron has no idea who I'm hunting or he'd have left me well alone.
Dec 4th 2008
A busy few days. The Raktam natives are a chaotic lot. This trip has produced mixed results. There's an upside. A new contract to fulfill. Money talks.
Dec 3rd 2008
Missed the target by 24 hours. She has moved out of the war zone. On the trail again.
Dec 1st 2008
Finally made it Raktam. Predictably there is no sign of the target.
Nov 28th 2008
As usual York is surrounded by murderers. Delayed in getting back to Raktam. Tracking the target inside the war zone is going to take a while.
Nov 24th 2008
Couldn't find the designated target in the Raktam war zone. Happened across one that has been pending for a while. An honest 10 gold earned. Home again. York has been too quiet then suddenly a new contract. And from an unexpected quarter. Normally I wouldn't target a woman but money talks. It means going back to the war zone. I have no quarrel with the natives. Business is business.
Contracts
Cannibal Contract
Status: Complete.
13th May 2009 - The Great Khali
WMA Request
Status: Complete.
23rd April 2009 - Gazmeister
3rd May 2009 - Gazmeister
Tyrannis Contract
Status: Complete.
13th Dec 2008 - Paul Bunyun
3rd Jan 2009 - Bahl
11th Apr 2009 - George W. Bush
27th May 2009 - De La Coiffe
3rd Jun 2009 - De La Coiffe
22nd Jun 2009 - De La Coiffe
Late fulfillment bonuses:
2nd Jun 2009 - A giant parakeet
19th Jun 2009 - Bahl
Papal Contract
Status: Complete.
11th Dec 2008 - Dappled Shadow
Yorkman Contract
Status: Complete.
14th Nov 2008 - Paul Bunyun
KOS Contract
Status: Ongoing.
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Three Bills
Status: Complete.
5th May 2008 - Pathetic BiIl
1st May 2008 - Pathetic Bill.
19th April - Pathetic Bill.