Parrotologists Society

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Leadership:	Natural Sciences
Members:	1 parrotologist
Goals:	Parrotology!
Recruitment policy:	Particular interest in parrots' habits.
Contact:	Drop a line on a discussion page. Thanks!

A story behind all this...

As I always wanted to become parrotologist, I start my bird observing journal today.

• 2007-06-06 10:44 spotted a parrot. Starting observations. Parrot looks much like a parrot, it has two wings, a beak and some legs too. And many colors.

• 2007-06-06 11:21 Parrot moved 1SE

• 2007-06-06 14:16 Almost lost track of a parrot! It moved 3E, 2NE and 1N. Phew, that was close. I must watch it better.

• 2007-06-06 15:25 Parrot moved 2E

• 2007-06-06 16:18 Parrot moved 2E

• A parrot squawks "hey bird" (2007-06-06 16:35)

• 2007-06-06 17:11 Parrot moved 1E

• A parrot makes a sound remarkably similar to a human cough. (2007-06-06 18:05)

After that, I lost a track of the bird. but tomorrow I'm going to find myself a new one :D Parrotology is fun!

2007-06-10 22:21 Being ghastly observer is quite comfortable, yet loosing a bird means starting everything again. I need tracking skills! Signed: Devoted parrotologist.

And that's when I got an idea of starting a Society, devoted to exploring wonderful world of Shartak fauna, namely parrots.

Facts about parrots

Fact number one - parrots are birds

Parrots are birds. They may try to deceive you though, so even if you see striped feline, with enormous claws and a fuzzy tail, first check for for the wings. If wings appear, and you also notice a beak there are two conclusions to be made. First - this is a parrot in tiger outfit, and a second - you just met legendary parrot species, griffin. They are rather rarity nowadays and if you start thinking where could they come from, you will surely write down a...

Fact number two - parrots are perverts

Hypothesis, yet to be proved - parrots are dirty perverts and from time to time they mate with cats. Yuck. As soon as I see such scene, I will take a photo and post it here.

Roger's Diary...

2007-06-12 - Preparations for field research started

Hut

From inside, you can see this is a trading post. There are numerous supplies stacked along shelves and a sign hangs near the door indicates you should beware of the guard dog.

I cannot wait to hit the jungle again. Good I still have some money, this way affording faks and herbs for my first trip into wilderness as a parrotologist wasn't a problem; furthermore, I believe I bought all of the medical supplies in stock. That's not much though... I also tried a mango juice, must say it was very refreshing. If everything goes well and evil spirits are not going to bother me, I think I can move in about 3 days.

For my travel plans, I decided to take the north coast until I leave highly populated areas. I hope there are some parrots there. Sadly, it is getting harder and harder every day to meet any birds in close vicinity of settlements (if you agree to call shipwreck a settlement, for that matter). My next entry will appear here when the 1st official parrotologist expedition blasts off.

2007-06-22 - Advanced tracking

After 10 days of a hard work I earned enough to afford mentioned skill. Now it is only 532 experience points and I will get another tracking skill. Preparations are pretty boring and do not give me all that excitation I feel when observing parrots from behind the big banana leaf but I keep telling to myself that without these necessary abilities my work wouldn't be of much efficiency. Back to XP gathering then!

2007-07-04 - Expert tracking

Not much to say. Sorry for all the folks scared to death because of my urge to research and explore. Science is something more important than simple stupid human morality. Life, death, doesn't matter. Hope they understand...

Disclaimer

This page was made by Lama for his character, Roger Wilco

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