Discordian Cargo Cult
| Discordian Cargo Cult | |
| Leadership: | Founded by Oulatek |
| Members: | 3 + 5 honorary |
| Goals: | Our goals are limited because we are playing against Wayne Gretzky. It's hard to score against him. But we want to rule the island off the west coast of Shartak. There's not much there, so who really cares. But it's definitely called La Islet Bonobo. Don't fall for any of this Shark Island business |
| Recruitment policy: | Open membership. Add "Discordian Cargo Cult" to your profile, and list yourself on this page. It's not very hard, so just do it. Or die. Your choice. |
| Contact: | discord@evilguru.com |
Discordian Cargo Cult is a clan within Shartak. It is open to Native and Outsider characters. Its goals are only communicated to clan officers on a need-to-know basis.
Contents
The Roules
La Islet Bonobo (also called Shark Island) has been claimed as Discordian Cargo Cult territory; any character who ventures onto the islet is hereby advised of the Roules:
- Join Us or Get Off La Islet Bonobo!
- We say "Mango!" instead of "Fnord!"
- Eris does not know about the law of fives.
- Eris is a character, and she is a member of the Discordian Cult
- If at first you don't succeed, squint and look at it sideways.
The Sub-Bylaws
- Join the Royal Expedition because some of them are cool (not Ghandi)
- Brush your teeth after each meal
- The follwing rule is true
- The preceding rule is false
- There has never been a Discordian Cargo Cult, and there never will be
- Mango!!!!!
- Morgan Freelance is cool, and is no longer our enemy.
- Ghandi is a twelve-year-old fool
- Slander will not be tolerated
What's Going On
Apparantly, the Royal Expedition thinks the islet is theirs, just because they were there first. Well we gave it its name ("La Islet Bonobo"). So we decided to kill them. But then we found out that some of them are highly respectable. So now we are conflicted.
A Clarification
These roules only apply on the island. Discordian Cargo Cultists are not waging war against the general population of infidels. Only those who venture onto the island without joining us.
Membership
If you wish to join the Discordian Cargo Cult, do so by adding "Discordian Cargo Cult" to your profile. Then add your name with a link to your profile to the list. Mango!
Members of the Discordian Cargo Cult:
Honorary Members Who May or May Not Have Accepted or Even Become Aware of the Honor
- Morgan Freelance
- Pancho Villa
- Daffy Duck
- Emperor Norton I
- Donny Osmond
