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===The Sub-Bylaws=== | ===The Sub-Bylaws=== | ||
| − | # | + | # The Royal Expedition is our enemy |
| − | # | + | # We have always been at war with the Royal Expedition |
| − | # The | + | # The Societas Eruditorum is our ally |
| − | # The | + | # The Societas Eruditorum has always been our ally |
| − | # | + | # Freedom is slavery |
==What's Going On== | ==What's Going On== | ||
Revision as of 11:35, 14 June 2006
| Discordian Cargo Cult | |
| Leadership: | Founded by Oulatek |
| Members: | As long as you are not a cabbage disguised as a person |
| Goals: | To contest the claims of clans, such as the Royal Expedition and the Discordian Cargo Cult, and create conflict. |
| Recruitment policy: | Open membership. Add "Discordian Cargo Cult" to your profile, and list yourself on this page. It's not very hard, so just do it. Or die. Your choice. |
| Contact: | discord@evilguru.com |
Discordian Cargo Cult is an aesthetic facade of blind creativity within Shartak. It also an official game clan, open to both Native and Outsider characters. Its goals are only communicated to clan members on a need-to-know basis.
Contents
The Roules
Storybook Island has been claimed as Discordian Cargo Cult territory; any character who ventures onto the islet is hereby advised of the Roules:
- Join Us or Die!
- We say "Mango!!!!!" instead of "Fnord!"
- Do not kill players unless they are in a clan we are at war with, unless you
have a pretty good reason.
- If you know the difference between "uncountably infinite" and "dense" in set theory, please tell us
- If at first you don't succeed, squint and look at it sideways.
The Sub-Bylaws
- The Royal Expedition is our enemy
- We have always been at war with the Royal Expedition
- The Societas Eruditorum is our ally
- The Societas Eruditorum has always been our ally
- Freedom is slavery
What's Going On
We are at war with the Royal Expedition because they think the Islet is called Shark Mountain, just because there are Mango trees there. Well the True name is "Storybook Island". So we are having a civil war with them. Civil, as in "pardon me, I'm going to hack you with this machete, terribly sorry, old chap." Also civil as in "let's not get into any hostilities on the mainland: skirmishes on the Islet itself only."
A Clarification
There is no such thing as mountaineers. Anyone who says otherwise must die.
Membership
If you wish to join the Discordian Cargo Cult, do so by adding "Discordian Cargo Cult" to your profile. Then add your name with a link to your profile to the list. Mango!
Members of the Discordian Cargo Cult:
Honorary Members Are Now Outlawed Any Discordian Cargo Cultist being found in possession of honor will be summarily censured!!!!!
