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clan_leaders=Captain [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=242 Tyler Whitney]| | clan_leaders=Captain [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=242 Tyler Whitney]| | ||
| − | clan_membership=There be the Captain, the First Mate, the Sailing Master, the Master's Mate, the Gunner, the Ship's Surgeon, the Boatswain, | + | clan_membership=There be the Captain, the First Mate, the Sailing Master, the Master's Mate, the Gunner, the Ship's Surgeon, the Boatswain, the Cartographer the Able-bodied Seamen, and A Monkey.| |
clan_goals=The pursuit of booty and/or rum. YARRR!!!| | clan_goals=The pursuit of booty and/or rum. YARRR!!!| | ||
clan_recruit=ARRR!! All crew positions be determined by first-come first-serve or no rules cage death match. Ye must be a pirate or pirate sympathizer. If ye wish to name your own rank ye have liberty to add it to the ship's manifest. | | clan_recruit=ARRR!! All crew positions be determined by first-come first-serve or no rules cage death match. Ye must be a pirate or pirate sympathizer. If ye wish to name your own rank ye have liberty to add it to the ship's manifest. | | ||
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| − | == | + | == TODAY'S THE DAY!!! == |
| − | In keeping with Captain Whitney's promise to keep the crew crotch-deep in booty, rum, and native women the Scurvy Crew | + | In keeping with Captain Whitney's promise to keep the crew crotch-deep in booty, rum, and native women the Scurvy Crew has commenced it's first organized raid. The savage, pagan monkey-worshipers and dart-spitters of the island invaded our wreck, slew our hostage Shaman, and picked the weakest of the crew off while their senses were dulled by rum and female companionship. Today's the day we teach the village of Dalpok what pirates be made of. All crew members are to make a screaming, burning, cursing run into Dalpok where we will drink, fight, and pillage until each of us is dead. If the pagan gods of the island love the offerings of blood and gold we spill within the village we will be returned to our pretty lass, The Hell-Born Strumpet WHERE THE FIRST ROUND WILL BE ON THE CAPTAIN!!! All who inflict the Scurvy Crew's bloody vengeance on the village of Dalpok (the source of many of our woes since the Strumpet was wrecked) will recieve from the captain their share of the purchase of their blood to enjoy their well-earned ration of grog!!! YAAAAAHHHHRRRRGGHH!!!!!!! |
== Current goals be: == | == Current goals be: == | ||
| − | Crew the ship: The Hell-born Strumpet (the bonniest ship in whatever ocean the island's in) | + | *Crew the ship: The Hell-born Strumpet (the bonniest ship in whatever ocean the island's in) |
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*Terrorize the locals | *Terrorize the locals | ||
*Pursue the elusive three-headed monkey | *Pursue the elusive three-headed monkey | ||
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*The Captain: [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=242 Tyler Whitney] The Captain is pleased to see the lot of you mutinous crab-lickers return to your duties after the wreck. As the Scurvy Crew outnumbers all other clans on the island by a generous margin Captain Whitney decides it be time to make our presence felt. All crew members be under notice to report to the shore where the Strumpet wrecked on June 1 to be followed by a raid in force on Dalpok. Any who fail to stand to shall be flogged on the Quarterdeck by the Ship's Monkey at 6 bells... | *The Captain: [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=242 Tyler Whitney] The Captain is pleased to see the lot of you mutinous crab-lickers return to your duties after the wreck. As the Scurvy Crew outnumbers all other clans on the island by a generous margin Captain Whitney decides it be time to make our presence felt. All crew members be under notice to report to the shore where the Strumpet wrecked on June 1 to be followed by a raid in force on Dalpok. Any who fail to stand to shall be flogged on the Quarterdeck by the Ship's Monkey at 6 bells... | ||
| − | + | We're neck and neck with the Royal Expedition for dominance of the island!! If you havn't yet now's the time to declare your allegiance to the crew as the Captain and your shipmates have done. | |
*First Mate: [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=153 Johnny Bollocks] Last one to get drunk and laid will feel the lick o' the cat! | *First Mate: [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=153 Johnny Bollocks] Last one to get drunk and laid will feel the lick o' the cat! | ||
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Revision as of 00:57, 1 June 2006
| The Scurvy Crew of The Hell-born Strumpet|-style="background-color: #ffffff; text-align: center;" | 
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| Leadership: | Captain Tyler Whitney | ||
| Members: | There be the Captain, the First Mate, the Sailing Master, the Master's Mate, the Gunner, the Ship's Surgeon, the Boatswain, the Cartographer the Able-bodied Seamen, and A Monkey. | ||
| Goals: | The pursuit of booty and/or rum. YARRR!!! | ||
| Recruitment policy: | ARRR!! All crew positions be determined by first-come first-serve or no rules cage death match. Ye must be a pirate or pirate sympathizer. If ye wish to name your own rank ye have liberty to add it to the ship's manifest. | ||
| Contact: | E-mail aehrig@hamilton.edu to be added to the manifest. | ||
Contents
TODAY'S THE DAY!!!
In keeping with Captain Whitney's promise to keep the crew crotch-deep in booty, rum, and native women the Scurvy Crew has commenced it's first organized raid. The savage, pagan monkey-worshipers and dart-spitters of the island invaded our wreck, slew our hostage Shaman, and picked the weakest of the crew off while their senses were dulled by rum and female companionship. Today's the day we teach the village of Dalpok what pirates be made of. All crew members are to make a screaming, burning, cursing run into Dalpok where we will drink, fight, and pillage until each of us is dead. If the pagan gods of the island love the offerings of blood and gold we spill within the village we will be returned to our pretty lass, The Hell-Born Strumpet WHERE THE FIRST ROUND WILL BE ON THE CAPTAIN!!! All who inflict the Scurvy Crew's bloody vengeance on the village of Dalpok (the source of many of our woes since the Strumpet was wrecked) will recieve from the captain their share of the purchase of their blood to enjoy their well-earned ration of grog!!! YAAAAAHHHHRRRRGGHH!!!!!!!
Current goals be:
- Crew the ship: The Hell-born Strumpet (the bonniest ship in whatever ocean the island's in)
- Terrorize the locals
- Pursue the elusive three-headed monkey
- Rum
- Keelhauling
- Wenches
- Plunder
- Grog
The Code of The Scurvy Crew
Any Pirates with the fortitude of spirit, or plenty of the hard spirits with which to fortify themselves may join, er, yargh...
Now accepting crew for the positions of:
- The Captain: Tyler Whitney The Captain is pleased to see the lot of you mutinous crab-lickers return to your duties after the wreck. As the Scurvy Crew outnumbers all other clans on the island by a generous margin Captain Whitney decides it be time to make our presence felt. All crew members be under notice to report to the shore where the Strumpet wrecked on June 1 to be followed by a raid in force on Dalpok. Any who fail to stand to shall be flogged on the Quarterdeck by the Ship's Monkey at 6 bells...
We're neck and neck with the Royal Expedition for dominance of the island!! If you havn't yet now's the time to declare your allegiance to the crew as the Captain and your shipmates have done.
- First Mate: Johnny Bollocks Last one to get drunk and laid will feel the lick o' the cat!
- Sailing Master: Rob Cath
- Master's Mate: Teach
- Ship's Surgeon: Captain Dan I've just come back from Dalpok, all well, LETS GO AGAIN!
- Surgeon's Mate: Rob Da Blades
- Boatswain: Xintlaer (Got my leadership skill Capt'n... awaiting orders...)
- Gunner: Wifey might not make it to the raid, but will try his damnedest.
- Gunner's Mate:
- Cartographer: Baron Von Roeboat
- Quartermaster: badhammer
- Carpenter:
- Carpenter's Mate:
- Steward:
- Cook: Pieman
- Billiard-marker: Tycho "Yarr" Everett
- Cabin Boy:born to kill
- Wenches:
- Rum Runners:
- Ship's Monkey: Dr Capitalism(The monkey was attacked by natives... time to go pillage a village.)
- Monkey's Mate:
- Our preserved Native head: The Chief
- Our second preserved Native head: Shrubar, shaman of Dalpok
- and Able Bodied Seamen:
- Crimson Jake
- Sigfrid Süßermann will, in all likelihood, be at the raid. Where are we raiding, again?
- Anne Bonny
- Axelius
Pirates be expert cartographers
There has been talk of pirates scouring the mountain for buried treasure, and the Captain has seen Mr. Wifey in one of the tunnels. To help with navigation here be the first map of paths under the mountain yet produced.
Thanks go to Dr J for his spelunking.
Thar be traitors in our midst
The spirits and zombie characters surrounding the wreck appear evenly devided between attempting to explore a new experience as spirits and simply being annoying. As such some are more deserving of death than others...
As the man said:
"The average man will bristle if you say his father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he discovers that his great-grandfather was a pirate."
Native Guide
The Crew of the Hell-born Strumpet are looking for a native guide not only to translate and inform the crew of any hidden island booty, but also to be mocked and paid in small pox.
