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clan_leaders=[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=8775 Jack Cudgel]|
 
clan_leaders=[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=8775 Jack Cudgel]|
 
clan_membership=Aye, we got members and they be large.|
 
clan_membership=Aye, we got members and they be large.|
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clan_goals=We be Pirates wot accept th' Flying Spaghetti Monster as our savio(u)r an' hae dedicated our loives ta' th' cessation of global warmin' an', o' course, th' gatherin' o' booty. Harrr!|
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clan_goals=We be folk wot accept th' Flying Spaghetti Monster as our saviour an' hae dedicated our loives ta' th' cessation of global warmin' an', o' course, th' gatherin' o' booty. Harrr!|
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clan_recruit=Ye must be a pirate ta' join wi' us.|
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clan_recruit=We be an open clan, pirates, lubbers, and nekkid heathens be welcome t' join wi' us.|
 
clan_contact= [mailto:pastapirate@bust.com Jack Cudgel]
 
clan_contact= [mailto:pastapirate@bust.com Jack Cudgel]
 
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==Wot be ye doin' on Shartak Isle?==
 
==Wot be ye doin' on Shartak Isle?==
  
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We be bringin' th' nekkid heathen savages and th' lubberly settlers th' true word of th' [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gospel_of_the_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster Flying Spaghetti Monster]. Further, we be adherein' ta' th' spirit of th' [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyoto_Protocol Kyoto Protocol] by preventin' [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pastafarian#Pirates_and_global_warming global warmin']. We also be gatherin' loot, booty, and th' loik, but we be pirates after all.
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We be bringin' Shartak th' true word of th' [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gospel_of_the_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster Flying Spaghetti Monster]. Further, we be adherein' ta' th' spirit of th' [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyoto_Protocol Kyoto Protocol] by preventin' [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pastafarian#Pirates_and_global_warming global warmin']. We also be gatherin' loot, booty, and th' loik t' pay for our worthy enterprise.
  
 
==Harrr!==
 
==Harrr!==
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==Ye Seven Habits of ye Highly Effective Pirates==
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==Spirit Dice==
  
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*Pillage, then burn.
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*If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
 
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*Never turn your back on an enemy.
 
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*A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.
 
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*Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence.
 
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*A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
 
  
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'''''And ye #1 habit of ye highly effective pirates:'''''
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<font size=7>'''&#9857;  &#9860;</font>
  
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*Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow.
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It has been revealed unto us that dice may be used to receive guidance from the spirits. Some rolls reveal different answers at night, night being from 1800-0600 server time. Night time results are marked by a &#9790;.
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To use dice as Spirit Dice, chant "''Eanie, meanie, chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak! Tell me, O spirits,''" ask the question you seek an answer for, and throw them bones.
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{| class="wikitable" border="1" cellpadding="3"
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|-
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! Your Roll
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! Cool Name For Your Roll
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! The Spirits' Answer
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|-
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| 1 & 1
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| Snake Eyes
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| It is certain
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|-
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| &#9790; 1 & 1
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| &#9790; Poisonous Snake Eyes
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| &#9790; Don't count on it
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|-
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| Any 3
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| Acey-Deucey
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| Reply hazy, try again
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|-
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| Any 4 besides Hard 4
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| Easy Four
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| It is decidedly so
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|-
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| 2 & 2
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| Hard Four
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| Without a doubt
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|-
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| Any 5
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| Fever
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| Yes - definitely
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|-
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| &#9790; Any 5
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| &#9790; Jungle Fever
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| &#9790; Ask again later
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|-
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| Any 6 besides Hard 6
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| Easy 6
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| My reply is no
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|-
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| 3 & 3
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| Hard Six
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| You may rely on it
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|-
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| Any 7
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| Natural
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| Better not tell you now
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|-
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| Any 8 besides Hard 8
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| Easy 8
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| My sources say no
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|-
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| 4 & 4
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| Hard 8
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| As I see it, yes
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|-
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| Any 9
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| Nina
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| Most likely
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|-
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| &#9790; Any 9
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| &#9790; Bloody Nina
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| &#9790; Outlook not so good
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|-
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| Any 10 besides Hard 10
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| Easy 10
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| Cannot predict now
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|-
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| 5 & 5
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| Hard 10
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| Outlook Good
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|-
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| Any 11
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| Heaven
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| Signs point to yes
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|-
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| &#9790; Any 11
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| &#9790; Hell
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| &#9790; When hell freezes over
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|-
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| 6 & 6
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| Boxcars
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| Yes
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|-
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| &#9790; 6 & 6
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| &#9790; Midnight
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| &#9790; Concentrate and ask again
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|}
  
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''Aye, Jack Cudgel done stoled these here habits from [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/ Schlock Mercenary]. He's a pirate, ain't he?''
 
 
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[[Category:Shipwreck]]

Revision as of 16:09, 28 January 2012

Pastafarian Buccaneers
Harrrr.jpg
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Leadership: Jack Cudgel
Members: Aye, we got members and they be large.
Goals: We be folk wot accept th' Flying Spaghetti Monster as our saviour an' hae dedicated our loives ta' th' cessation of global warmin' an', o' course, th' gatherin' o' booty. Harrr!
Recruitment policy: We be an open clan, pirates, lubbers, and nekkid heathens be welcome t' join wi' us.
Contact: Jack Cudgel

Wot be Pastafarianism?

Have a look here, matey.

Wot be ye doin' on Shartak Isle?

We be bringin' Shartak th' true word of th' Flying Spaghetti Monster. Further, we be adherein' ta' th' spirit of th' Kyoto Protocol by preventin' global warmin'. We also be gatherin' loot, booty, and th' loik t' pay for our worthy enterprise.

Harrr!

Aye, matey!


Harrr!


Spirit Dice

 

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It has been revealed unto us that dice may be used to receive guidance from the spirits. Some rolls reveal different answers at night, night being from 1800-0600 server time. Night time results are marked by a ☾.

To use dice as Spirit Dice, chant "Eanie, meanie, chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak! Tell me, O spirits," ask the question you seek an answer for, and throw them bones.

Your Roll Cool Name For Your Roll The Spirits' Answer
1 & 1 Snake Eyes It is certain
☾ 1 & 1 ☾ Poisonous Snake Eyes ☾ Don't count on it
Any 3 Acey-Deucey Reply hazy, try again
Any 4 besides Hard 4 Easy Four It is decidedly so
2 & 2 Hard Four Without a doubt
Any 5 Fever Yes - definitely
☾ Any 5 ☾ Jungle Fever ☾ Ask again later
Any 6 besides Hard 6 Easy 6 My reply is no
3 & 3 Hard Six You may rely on it
Any 7 Natural Better not tell you now
Any 8 besides Hard 8 Easy 8 My sources say no
4 & 4 Hard 8 As I see it, yes
Any 9 Nina Most likely
☾ Any 9 ☾ Bloody Nina ☾ Outlook not so good
Any 10 besides Hard 10 Easy 10 Cannot predict now
5 & 5 Hard 10 Outlook Good
Any 11 Heaven Signs point to yes
☾ Any 11 ☾ Hell ☾ When hell freezes over
6 & 6 Boxcars Yes
☾ 6 & 6 ☾ Midnight ☾ Concentrate and ask again
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