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[[Image:The_Islet.PNG|right|thumb|The Islet of Mountainless Wonder as mapped by [http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/ the UBER MAP project]]]
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[[Image:The_Islet.PNG|right|thumb|La Islet Bonobo as mapped by [http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/ the UBER MAP project]]]
  
'''The Absolutely Mountainless Islet''' (formerly known as [[Annoying Mountain Brigade Camp]]) is the name of the largest of the [[Western Islets]] off the west coast of Shartak, according to the [[Discordian Cargo Cult]].  Since the entirety of Shartak is described as an island, it follows that such a small land area should be called an islet.  At the time of this writing, the islet has been claimed as the territory of two clans: The [[Discordian Cargo Cult]], and the [[Royal Expedition]].  The two clans have engaged in violent conflict over the disputed territory.
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'''La Islet Bonobo''' (formerly known as [[Mango Island]]) is the name of the largest of the [[Western Islets]] off the west coast of Shartak, according to the [[Discordian Cargo Cult]].  Since the entirety of Shartak is described as an island, it follows that such a small land area should be called an islet.  At the time of this writing, the islet has been claimed as the territory of two clans: The [[Discordian Cargo Cult]], and the [[Royal Expedition]].  The two clans have engaged in violent conflict over the disputed territory.
  
 
==D.C.C. Facts-in-brief:==
 
==D.C.C. Facts-in-brief:==
 
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| '''Name'''
 
| '''Name'''
| The Absolutely Mangoless Islet
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| La Islet Mango
 
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| '''Official Language'''
 
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| Rutabaga!!!!!
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| Unitarian!!!!!
 
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| '''Chief Export'''
 
| '''Chief Export'''

Revision as of 20:15, 30 May 2006

La Islet Bonobo as mapped by the UBER MAP project

La Islet Bonobo (formerly known as Mango Island) is the name of the largest of the Western Islets off the west coast of Shartak, according to the Discordian Cargo Cult. Since the entirety of Shartak is described as an island, it follows that such a small land area should be called an islet. At the time of this writing, the islet has been claimed as the territory of two clans: The Discordian Cargo Cult, and the Royal Expedition. The two clans have engaged in violent conflict over the disputed territory.

D.C.C. Facts-in-brief:

Name La Islet Mango
Land Area Approx. 836 square game squares
Official Language Unitarian!!!!!
Chief Export Poisonous berries and other fruits
Political System Crypto-fascist Anarchism
Tourism Encouraged
Official Religion Discordianism
Conversion Required