User:Zomtard

Oh hello. You seem to have stumbled upon my user page, for some unknown reason. Bit new to the whole wiki deal so you'll haveto forgive me if I fucked something up.

Currently Working on

Society of New Havens Wiki page: Self explanatory.

Zomtard's, The art of War : A small page I'm writing about how to really go about a war in shartak.

Introduction

Hello there. For those who don't know me. I am Zomtard, Outsider of the Island who originally came from a place known as malton, before someone crashed the Zepplin we were riding around on. However thats a diffrent tale. Here in shartak, I tend to hang out around New Haven, north of Durham, doing whatever the group decide's to do. But enough about me. Your here to learn about what I think is the right way to go about war in shartak. Also on a side note this is my first wiki article ever, so you'll have to forgive the crappy layout.

What this page contains?

What I, Zomtard. Beleive is the correct way to go about fighting in shartak. Not singular hunting or assasanation. But proper tactics for how to defend or maim a little peice of the island. That being said the methods on this page could be used for most styles of fighting on the island. The page is divided into a few sections.

Who this page is not for

Peace Lovers, Political Biggots and people who have yet to play the game. The first two can take there :palm: elsewhere. As for the new comers I suggest checking out the Newcomers Guide. Right now that, thats all over lets get started.

PREPARATION

Nobody ever won a battle without at least some preparation. This is probably the most vital step in battle. Preparation is something that should be done before you go assualting another colony/group or before your attacked. So then. What do you need to be prepared? The following is what I beleive to be the bare minimun to be prepared for most classes equipment load out.

A Soldiers preparation: 30-X loaded rifles, 20-25 First aid kits, 3 Machete's or Cutless's, Sharpening Stone, Charged GPS unit, X Gold.

But why all this Zomtard? Quite simple lad. You are a soildier and you may as well be a villager without your rifle.

Rifle: Your main damage comes from the Rifle's at your side. You got some of the best damage and hit ratio's on the island with it and why trouble yourself with reloading when you can simple carry several loaded guns in and have the same amount of storage as if you had just bought one rifle and several bullets. Save's the valuable resource in wartime known as AP.

Machete or Cutlass: Should be a man's standard. After all why wouldn't you have one or three of these weapons. Got all that jungle to cut through and of course your enemies when you run out of bullets or are hoping to save some on the scum who is hardly worth your time. Hell maybe you just want to be fancy and show your swashbuckling skills.

Sharpening Stone: This should need no explanation. Your weapon should always be as sharp as your wits. It's no good to you dull and blunt is it?

First aid kits: Must I really explain this? Even if your not lucky enough to survive your enemies assult there's pleanty of Sharks and Tigers out there.

Gold: Well who doesn't want to :censor'd word: the fact they have money around. Well actully cover it's real use in a later topic.

GPS: I'll simply say this. Your no good to us lost are you?

A Warriour's preparation: 1 Blow pipe, 50+ Poisin Darts, 20-25 Healing Herbs, 3 Machete's or Cutless's, 1 Sharpening Stone, Charged GPS unit, X Gold.

But why al- SHUT YOUR :censor smiley: MOUTH. YOU ASKED THAT LAST TIME. NO MORE ASKING THAT QUESTION. Now then.

Blowpipe: A Warrior is bassicaly the Natives equivilant to the Outsiders Soildiers. Except you use a blowpipe and deal a bit of extra poisin damage. Well ladi da. I shouldn't have to explain anything else here.

Poison Darts: Haha, no explanation needed.

Every other class on the island: 1 Backpack, 3 machete's/Cutlass's/Wooden Clubs, 1 Sharpenings Stone, 30-X First aid Kits/Healing Herbs, Charged GPS unit, X gold. (Yes this includes you pirates and cannibals already at each other in the back row)

Your kit is self explanatory and has been explained already through other kits, so no you don't get a rant dedicated to your class. Quit your belly aching.

The Extra Gear: X Heavy Sword's, X Bottle/Gourd Fungi Juice, Knife/Dagger, 1 Backpack, 1 Shovel.

These first initial two Items are for if you really have alot of spare time on your hands.

Heavy sword: Truly a weapon of singular destruction dealing 5 damage a hit and having the same hit ratio as a machete or cutlass. Truly a deadly weapon in anyone's hands. If your not like this man when using it, your clearly not channeling enough Fighting Spirit into the blade.

Fungi Juice: It's for when you absolutly possitively have to kill every :More censoring as to not offend young viewers and :even more censor:: in the room. This is the stuff of wonders. All that AP you spent searching and juicing or possibly buying. It all comes back here. I suggest reading the effects for Bottle/Gourd of Fungi Juice before use however. The juice is not for everyone.

Knife/Dagger: Let's be serious for a moment here. This is not a real fighting tool it's a last resort and a properganda writer. The most you'll ever really use this for is a humilation kill or to write something on the wall. Preferably something humiliating or even a link to this article if you feel your enemy needs a hand. (Spoiler: They never should).

Backpack: Whats to explain. It's more inventory space. You love it.

Shovel: will be covered later in this chapter.

Loadout's aside what else can I do to prepare? A good question. Here are a few things often over looked.

Have a stash: Thats right, there's nothing on shartak like an electrified, bonified STASH! What I say? You get the gist.

Anyway, having a stash does not mean have an alt to hold your spare items. I frown upon anyone who does this and your sure as hell not one of my pupil's. No, a stash is normally a hole in the ground or several holes in the ground in a discreet and close by location, filled with items that you can get in bulk but may need to spring out at any time rather then aquiring them again from the store or X-hut. Be mindful and remember where you buried it all though. And try to keep it out of the way from where people wander. Don't want some filthy treasure hunter taking whats not his. Also avoid marking your hole with a large X sign.

The extra things to note

Well for starts. If you or your allies name is hidden, don't give it away. Make yourself a target that way.

Don't get distracted. If you have a target or goal don't waste time with any other thing thay may show it'self, less it be of higher priority.