Talk:1st Derby Privateers

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'Ere be the public business of the clan.

Policies

Towards All Outsiders and Pirates If a Privateer sees an outsider kill in your profile then we'll ask you how you got it. If you say nothing after so many hours, we'll fire a warning shot, give you more hours and then kill you if you still dont respond. If you run away, we'll ask you a little more forcefuly the second time, if you insult us or attack us, then you're a dead man. We dont often cross people off our wanted list. And if you lie to us, remember we'll be checking that your kills haven't increased since the last questioning.

Towards All Natives: KILL EM ALL! Nah, just kidding. If they speaka outsida, then question them like anybody else. If they no speaka di inglish and have a few kills, then kill them. Tough, I know. If they have about 30 kills then kill 'em anyway.

Towards Peace Clans: Open Arms will never by touched by the Privateers unless a Privateer has seen an Open Armsman kill an outsider or pirate.

Towards The Derby Hospitallers Our closest allies and brothers in the protection of Derby. We *heart* the DH.

Towards The Jolly Roger Gang and the Hell Born Strumpet: Such fine Pirates as these will not be harmed by the Privateers, especialy because my own brother, Rozen, is in the JRG. They are the 'good guys' and won't be killed unless they've killed a privateer or Derbyman in an unprovoked way. I'd like to consider the two of them allies in the fight against anti-piratism.

Towards Anti-Pirate Factions: Arrrr! So the OOP and PH are enemies. No hard feelings...then again Zeff, with those tight orange Pirate Hunter Power Pants, I'm not suprised you don't get hard feelings. Hehehe...

Recruitment Policy: Anybody who doesn't kill outsiders without a fair reason. Vigilantes are very welcome to join in the fight under our more legitimate banner. Even Natives can join.

Pirates are encouraged to join up, as long as they dont kill Derbymen or Durhamites and dont kill thier own except on a Mutineer Slaying basis (Like the JRG's PDF members).

RAID CONDUCT Dont touch unaligned Yorkers, and they wont touch us.

When encountering a Yorker from Pirate Hunters or the Order Of Patriots kill them where they stand.

When encountering a Native, Identify Friend or Foe, same for Yorkers, which is easier as you dont have to spend gold.

When encountering Che, it's probably best to shoot him. Use your own discression, as he's a trouble-maker, but he's usually benign in Derby. And the man has done a few favors for Shartak (ith my original idea, of course. See Flintlocks wiki). But say hello to him even if you're going to shoot him.

Signing Up

Interested in protecting Derby from the PKers and raiders?

Interested in rumrunning with the Shipwreck? Bootlegging with Durham? Peddling in York?

Interested in hacking away at the jungle?

Interested in hacking at Wiksick's criminal element?

Tired of being a lonely Derby guardian? You know you've got the skills but the Hospitallers aren't bloody and violent enough?

CONSIDER A CAREER IN THE POLICE FORCE OF DERBY, US.

King Death needs you! (For adventure, plunder and fame! (May contain wenches. Health plan INCLUDED!))

Rob Zombie's Political Satire!

What did Dave C say to the tavern patron?

'Do you smell burning?' - as seen on Raktam Tavern's wiki.


What do you call a man with no pants?

A Pirate Hunter.

What do you call a monkey with pants?

A JRG monkey.


What did Keiichi say to the Durham girl?

'I want your body'


What do the Pirate Hunters and the Order of Patriots have in common?

They all get ****ed by real men.


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