Talk:Colonial police

General Discussion

You guys seem like a nice, civilised group of people. If you'd be interested in opening relations with the Royal Expedition, contact us via our forum: http://s9.invisionfree.com/Royal_Expedition/index.php? --Less Than Lethal

MickR^CP - "Hi Yeah, signed up on your forums. We're definitely interested. Look forward to doing buisiness with you."

Hey, any chance you can put up a section on this wiki to report crimes? I posted on the PK thread and nothing yet. I was hoping you guys could help. He is Stoertebecker [ http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1553 ] and i'd like to see him dead. He killed me, then attacked me the very same day after I resurrected (and that, my friend, is not very sportsmanlike, PKer or not). I also found him in the far westerly area of York, where there are five huts bunched together. Can you make an 'arrest'? Jack W Spalding.

MickR^CP - "Yeah, we've heard of him Jack. In fact, he killed one of our officers. We're doing all we can to stop him. Oh, and if you want to add a criminal to the list, just put them under "--Criminals--" at the bottom of this page and they'll be added A.S.A.P."

Arwedda - "We would, of course, like some proof in the way of a screenshot of the murder. We've had trouble with people not being identified correctly."

I was in the York medical hut on May 14, and in the recent actions log it displayed that Lord Paul Reefer killed czech1. I'm sure your probably already aware of this, but I'd like to help your cause in anyway I can. Cheers --Gandhi 03:32, 15 May 2006 (BST)

MickR^CP - "Yeah, we know. Thanks anyway Gandhi, any information you can give us is always a great help."

Most Wanted

Hell yeah, I made a wanted list and wasnt even trying! You guys should totally do a 'ten most wanted' or suchlike. It'd stoke my ego no end :P -- Dave C

MickR^CP - "Watch yourself Dave... Murders in York will NOT be tolerated..."

Dont worry, I'm busy deforesting an islet for the hell of it at the moment. You're dave-free for a while ;) -- Dave C

MickR^CP - "Heh, good luck with that. See you round Dave... see you round..."

Aw, crap. "Justin Fected" decided to come to Shartak. In UD, he's a fairly infamous PKer. Keep an eye open for an alt he'll likely have, "Justin Time."--Wifey 00:21, 9 May 2006 (BST)

MickR^CP - "Thanks Wifey, we'll keep our eyes peeled."

Raktamites

As a Raktamite, I'm fairly certain when I say... It's just Phutnanog.--Wifey 07:27, 11 May 2006 (BST)

MickR^CP - "No matter who they are, if someone kills another player in York, they will be brought to justice."

Lord Paul Reefer's Group

(Any information on Lord Paul Reefer or his lackeys would be appreciated. If the information leads to his execution, a reward of gold will be provided.)

Criminals

I was killed by Mal completely unprovoked.--Tom Failur 19:33, 28 May 2006 (BST)

MickR^CP - "Thanks Tom. Mal has just been executed."

New Recruits

(If you are interested in joining the CPHQ post your name and profile here)

Great News!

Tom Failur, the 'Butcher of York', known murderer and scallywag, was executed by the Order of Patriots last night. Despite having slain over 20 yorkmen without warning or provocation, Tom was quietly removed from the CP's Most Wanted list, and has in fact been aided by them when attacked by a native nearby. Why was he not apprehended and despatched before these atrocities could happen? Clearly the time is long overdue for right-thinking citizens of York to take matters into their own hands!

I must say I was shocked when I was helped after I had killed so many York citizens. I was also quietly disaapointed to be removed from the wanted list. It does seem like the CP is not able to enforce law and order in York. However death isn't the end. I will return to York to kill again as I am being paid to do it. I'm sure we will meet agin.--Tom Failur 12:51, 1 June 2006 (BST)

Oh right, so NOW you add him to the wanted list. Don't you think thats a bit late? -- Order of Patriots 11:13, 3 June 2006 (BST)

MickR^CP - "We had our reasons..."

Arwedda^CP - "The Colonial Police would like to take this opportunity to state that although we asked for evidence of these atrocities, multiple times, none was presented. At the moment we do NOT unprovokedly attack people without proof, unlike some vigilante organisations that I do not care to mention. However, with the above admission of guilt coming to light, we have added him to our wanted list. Secondly, we would like to state that we do not encourage murder in any capacity, and the apparent "Helping" of Tom Failur was merely the removal of a different dangerous criminal from the streets of York."

The South Shartak Trading Company

Hi! Great work you're doing! I was wondering, I have a couple of natives in my company. They would like to do business with the Outsider towns. Could you guys make sure you and your boys at least don't shoot them? They're good people, and they wouldn't be agents of the SSTC if they're proven to be killing without provokation. I also hope you'll persecute anyone that murders my fellow traders, be it pirate, native or outsider. They'll be on the member list of the SSTC wiki page. Again, thanks for the law enforcement! Jack W Spalding

MickR^CP - "We never attack natives unprovoked. We can only protect them in York. But, if they're heading that way, tell them to stay in the western part of York. That way we can keep our eyes on them."

Mercenaries Guild

As I have said on the OOP wiki talk, I feel your persecution of the Mercenaries Guild is unfounded. We Mercenaries are simply trying to earn an honest living - and we are honest. We work for anyone, providing the coin is good enough. No coin, no kill/job. We do not kill out of malicious intent, we're trying to survive in a merc-unfriendly world...--HVLD 23:41, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

MickR^CP - "We never attack ANYONE unprovoked."