Discordian Cargo Cult
| Discordian Cargo Cult | |
| Leadership: | Founded by Oultaek |
| Members: | 3 so far |
| Goals: | Our goals are limited because we are playing against Wayne Gretzky. It's hard to score against him. But we want to rule the island off the west coast of Shartak. There's not much there, so who really cares. But come and try to take it if you can, wussy boys! Our leader is a girl and she is Eris, the Greek Goddess of Chaos. So join us or die! |
| Recruitment policy: | Open membership. Add "Discordian Cargo Cult" to your profile, and list yourself on this page. It's not very hard, so just do it. Or die. Your choice. |
| Contact: | discord@evilguru.com |
Discordian Cargo Cult is a clan within Shartak. It is open to Native and Outsider characters. It is open to animals too, but unless Simon codes animal clan membership (which we consider low priority) this openness is meaningless.
Contents
The Roules
La Islet Bonobo (the islet off the west coast of Shartak) has been claimed as Discordian Cargo Cult territory; any character who ventures onto the islet is hereby advised of the Roules:
- Join Us or Die!
- We say "Mango!" instead of "Fnord!"
- Eris does not know about the law of fives.
- Eris is a character, and she is a member of the Discordian Cult
- If at first you don't succeed, squint and look at it sideways.
- Don't spam on other clans' pages, especially not the Royal Expedition
- Join the Royal Expedition
- Brush your teeth after each meal
- The follwing rule is true
- The preceding rule is false
- There are only five rules
- There has never been a Discordian Cargo Cult, and there never will be
- Mango!!!!!
- Ghandi is a poopy-head, but Morgan Freelance is cool, even though he is our enemy.
- Some people have a loose grasp on what is "spam"
What's Going On
Apparantly, the Royal Expedition thinks the islet is theirs, just because they were there first. Well we gave it its name ("La Islet Bonobo"). Just because you have more members does not make your claim supercede ours. What, are you espousing "might is right" now? Damn imperialism. So anyways there's a skirmish afoot. That's excitement for you! Join the Discordian Cargo Cult today, and go to the island. Then kill anyone who has not joined. (See rule number 1, above).
A Clarification of Roule Number One
These roules only apply on the island. Discordian Cargo Cultists are not waging war against the general population of infidels. Only those who venture onto the island without joining us.
Membership
If you wish to join the Discordian Cargo Cult, do so by adding "Discordian Cargo Cult" to your profile. Then add your name with a link to your profile to the list. Mango!
Members of the Discordian Cargo Cult:
