The Scurvy Crew of The Hell-born Strumpet

The Scurvy Crew of The Hell-born Strumpet
Leadership:	Captain Tyler Whitney
Members:	There be the captain, his Sailing Master, the Gunner, and the Boatswain.
Goals:	The pursuit of booty and/or rum. YARRR!!!
Recruitment policy:	ARRR!! All crew positions be determined by first-come first-serve or no rules cage death match. Ye must be a pirate or pirate sympathizer.
Contact:	If ye wish to name your own rank ye have liberty to add it to the ship's manifest.

Avast me hearties!!!

Here be a clan for all pirates who believe in the pursuit of booty, rum, and native women. If ye be up to the task add yer name to the page and Captain Tyler Whitney will have ye crotch deep in grog and wenches before ye can say YARGH!!!

Current goals be:

Crew the ship: The Hell-born Strumpet (the bonniest ship in whatever ocean the island's in)

• Crew the ship
• Terrorize the locals
• Pursue the elusive three-headed monkey
• Rum
• Keelhauling
• Wenches
• Plunder
• Grog

The Code of The Scurvy Crew

Any Pirates with the fortitude of spirit, or plenty of the hard spirits with which to fortify themselves may join, er, yargh...

Now accepting crew for the positions of:

• First Mate:
• Sailing Master: Rob Cath
• Master's Mate:
• Ship's Surgeon:
• Boatswain: Xintlaer (aye landlubbers, added myself 'ere, for my own pleasure, as I arm this post. NOW ALL HANDS ON DECK, AND POLISH THEM CANNONS!!!)
• Gunner: Wifey
• Gunner's Mate:
• Quartermaster:
• Carpenter:
• Carpenter's Mate:
• Steward:
• Cook:
• Cabin Boy:
• Wenches:
• Rum Runners:
• Ship's Monkey:
• Monkey's Mate:
• and Able Bodied Seamen:

As the man said:

"The average man will bristle if you say his father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he discovers that his great-grandfather was a pirate."

Native Guide

The Crew of the Hell-born Strumpet are looking for a native guide not only to translate, inform the crew of any hidden island booty, but to be mocked and paid in small pox.