User talk:Arthur Lines

Dear Arty: Please use the preview function. :) --Black Joe 03:16, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

Preview? Now that I have been ordered to do so by my sworn enemy? Never! I would rather have a conversation with K19 and Otacon than collaborate with you! I shall certainly not do my utmost to remember the preview function, and will absolutely not use it in the future. For the glory of Derby! --Arthur Lines 20:25, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

Awww, I thought Rob was your sworn enemy! That's so sweet! In a twisted, fanatical kind of way.--Black Joe 01:24, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

Mneh, I've seen sicker and sweeter! You're just not trying anymore, Mr Lines. RobZombie

• I do not aim to please, you villain! Why should I try to satisfy your twisted pleasures? Answer me that! Why not leave Derby in pursuit of these 'delights'? The Wicksick Headhunters are always on the lookout for serial killers.--Arthur Lines 18:02, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

Hey Art! I noticed this and i thought of leaving a note.

Dear Art,

Hey, its Elegost. Do you remember me? I know we haven't been seeing each other in a long while now, i sorta miss ya dude. You know, killing each other.. Blabbing about each other's mistakes to witnesses. So, i'm pretty sure we'll see each other again! I may not be your sworn enemy, but i know i'll whoop your butt anyway. cheers, take care. and hope to see you soon! and whoop your butt and all. whatever.

Cheers

Elegost

10:08, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

• I do not recognise the name. Why should I? You are all the same to me - oppressors, to be purged from the face of Derby. I dare say we have met, but only as my machete liberates Shartak from your presence! There are far too many dead members of the Eastern Federation for me to remember the name of each savage, and still I am a constant thorn in your side!--Arthur Lines 18:02, 14 June 2007 (UTC) P.S. Give my love to Maggie.

Maggie? Anyway, thorn! Ha, why, we love you, and those little poems you say after you kill us! They make the job interesting. Oh, why do you attack hospitals and schools? Shouldn't you focus your attacks on the Federation police and Military who oppres the living hell out of the townsfolk, who seem to like them in return? - Rob