Who is this First Amongst Daves person anyway?
Name: Dave
Class: Pirate
Clan: Jolly Roger Gang
First Amongst Daves - As seen on Google and Wikipedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:David_Stewart
URL
http://www.incandescentboard.com
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Other Sites
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Mission=
1. To spread peace, love and goodwill amongst all citizens in Shartak.
2. To slaughter innocent and peaceloving native peoples - I'm morally offended by loincloths - and savagely butcher the smug, prissy, perfumed and powdered inhabitants of the town of York.
3. To figure out a way of establishing a brothel without zerging. Damn.
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How would I get the gold coin back? Do I look like I'm made of money? Send them all to hell and let Satan sort them out, I say.
Dave's Log
1 October 2006 - named Rio Jessalyn, and the Irony Coast, east of the shipwreck and north of Dalpok. Killed by a native, Inola. Again. Damn natives.
5 October 2006 - Heading south to York to assist the Mercenary's Guild kill off the locals. Have named a banana tree Jolly Roger Gang York Route Outpost #1.
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