Team Tathers Shargle, Bears and Goat Extravaganza

This is a historical article, describing a past event or events that occurred on Shartak.

Initial Annoucement

Hello all, this is a thouroughly deceased Neil Tathers, who is here to congratulate you all on reading this thread! I feel like throwing another competiton, and while the thought of hunting rats and spiders was interesting, the caves themselves are a pain in the to navigate, and annoying to me personally, give me the sun to shine on my pecs, and plenty of coconut oil to rub on them (COCONUT CANNON!).

So, Team Tathers has decided, well, let's get real, I have decided to throw another contest, to celebrate the fact it's been a year since I thrown the last one, another hunting extravaganza! What are we hunting this time?

Why, animals native to the mysterious mountain of course! Especially those damn goats. Man, I hate those things.

Sign up will be open from today to 13AUG2012, where the contest will begin at 12:00AM server time, and last till 13SEP2012.

One catch, we need at least ten people to sign up. If we have nine, NO CONTEST! SO SIGN UP!

Rules:

There is one point for every Shargle, Bear and Goat kill. Extra points will be awarded for every upgrade the animal has. Shargles have three upgrades (ferocious, deadly, and Man eating), Bears have one known upgrade (hungry) and goats have no known upgrade. Assuming four upgrades per animal, here's the point structure.

Shargles: Normal - 1 point Ferocious - 2 points Deadly - 3 points Man eating - 4 points

Bears: Normal - 1 point Hungry - 2 points unknown - 3 points unknown - 4 points

Goats (THE MOST DEADLY) Normal - 2 points unknown - 4 points

I don't think the goats have more than one upgrade, unless the creator is going to be funny about it.

Contestants

• Muad Dib
• Tischalla
• Woodrow guthrie
• Jhelai
• Commissar Roderik<---FOR THE GLORY OF DURHAM!
• Pelleas
• Warrior Roger
• AlexanderRM
• Shooty McShootem'up
• FishOutOfWater <---Number ten! Contest is a go!
• babajeeb
• Alzado <---Won't lose to Neil Tathers this time!
• Kyunga
• nine <--Joined against his will
• kiwimage
• Calliope Grieve
• Kahmet
• Dreadlock Skull
• Anaru Kamora
• Joshua Abraham Norton
• Roo'fus <---SAYS I MISPELLED HIS NAME, I SAY I SPELLED IT BETTER
• Blue Hummingbird
• Global Warming

Results

• Muad Dib 6
• Commissar Roderick 11
• Dreadlock Skull 21
• Shooty McShootem'up 21
• woodrow guthrie 26
• Global Warming 34 <--- received a heavy sword during the contest!
• Blue Hummingbird 36
• Kyunga 37
• Warrior Roger 49 <---I only think of him as an alien with a Spartan helmut on his head, 100gc prize!
• Pelleas 58
• Joshua AbrahamNorton 65
• Ro o'Fuhs 69 <-- one of three people to score at least one hungry bear kill, 100gc prize cause I do stuff like that!
• Tischalla 80
• Kahmet 80 <---Second most goat kills, and since I hate goats, 100gc prize!
• Alzado 88
• nine 88 <--Received one of the heavy swords during the contest!
• Anaru Kamora 91<-- Killed one of every type of animal possible! 300gc prize!
• kiwimage 93
• babajeeb 105 <---Third Place, Most Bear Kills!
• FishOutOfWater 120<-- a Massive jump into second place, also most shargle kills!
• Jhelai 137 <---Winnah winnah chicken dinner!, most goat kills!

Total Amount Slain

• Total animals slaughtered - 1003
• Total shargle kills - 657
• Total Bear kills - 155
• Total goat kills - 191

Prizes Awarded

Everyone got an achievement! Global Warming received a heavy sword! Warrior Roger wins a 100 gold coins! Roo'fuhs wins 100 gold coins! Kahmet wins 100 gold coins! nine received a heavy sword! Anaru Kamora wins 300 gold coins! kiwimage received a heavy sword! babajeeb wins 100 gold coins and the Bear Claw Gauntlet! FishOutOfWater wins 200 gold coins and the Shargle Beak Kukri! Jhelai wins 300 gold coins and the Goat Horned Headdress!