The Scurvy Crew of The Hell-born Strumpet

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Leadership:	Captain Tyler Whitney
Members:	There be the Captain, the First Mate, the Sailing Master, the Master's Mate, the Gunner, the Ship's Surgeon, the Boatswain, the Cartographer the Able-bodied Seamen, and A Monkey.
Goals:	The pursuit of booty and/or rum. YARRR!!!
Recruitment policy:	ARRR!! All crew positions be determined by first-come first-serve or no rules cage death match. Ye must be a pirate or pirate sympathizer. If ye wish to name your own rank ye have liberty to add it to the ship's manifest.
Contact:	E-mail aehrig@hamilton.edu to be added to the manifest.

TODAY'S THE DAY!!!

In keeping with Captain Whitney's promise to keep the crew crotch-deep in booty, rum, and native women the Scurvy Crew has commenced it's first organized raid. The savage, pagan monkey-worshipers and dart-spitters of the island invaded our wreck, slew our hostage Shaman, and picked the weakest of the crew off while their senses were dulled by rum and female companionship. Today's the day we teach the village of Dalpok what pirates be made of. All crew members are to make a screaming, burning, cursing run into Dalpok where we will drink, fight, and pillage until each of us is dead. If the pagan gods of the island love the offerings of blood and gold we spill within the village we will be returned to our pretty lass, The Hell-Born Strumpet WHERE THE FIRST ROUND WILL BE ON THE CAPTAIN!!! All who inflict the Scurvy Crew's bloody vengeance on the village of Dalpok (the source of many of our woes since the Strumpet was wrecked) will recieve from the captain their share of the purchase of their blood to enjoy their well-earned ration of grog!!! YAAAAAHHHHRRRRGGHH!!!!!!!

Current goals be:

• Crew the ship: The Hell-born Strumpet (the bonniest ship in whatever ocean the island's in)
• Terrorize the locals
• Pursue the elusive three-headed monkey
• Rum
• Keelhauling
• Wenches
• Plunder
• Grog

The Code of The Scurvy Crew

Any Pirates with the fortitude of spirit, or plenty of the hard spirits with which to fortify themselves may join, er, yargh...

Now accepting crew for the positions of:

• The Captain: Tyler Whitney The Scurvy Crew is on their way to Dalpok and has already encountered their first native defenders, including a savage named "Donut" who ambushed Mr. Axelius on the road. Captain Whitney lended Mr. Axelius first aid and gave the dirty Native a thrashing with fists and cutlass, but was weary from travel. Any crew members that are active in the area should help the Captain and the Able Bodied Seaman to finish him off and keep the road to Dalpok clear as the Crew rushes into the village.

We've tied with the Royal Expedition for dominance of Shartak, but because English is a useless fish-kicking excuse for a language we're still listed second. It seems some wig-powdering fop in the 12th century decided that "S" comes after "R." In protest the Captain suggests that the crew speak only in "Yargh!" "Avasts" and non-verbal grunting until the list is corrected to reflect how much more badass Pirates are than any stinking monarchists...

• First Mate: Johnny Bollocks Last one to get drunk and laid will feel the lick o' the cat!
• Sailing Master: Rob Cath
• Master's Mate: Teach
• Ship's Surgeon: Captain Dan I've just come back from Dalpok, all well, LETS GO AGAIN!
• Surgeon's Mate: Rob Da Blades
• Boatswain: Xintlaer (Got my leadership skill Capt'n... awaiting orders...)
• Gunner: Wifey Yargh!
• Gunner's Mate:
• Cartographer: Baron Von Roeboat
• Quartermaster: badhammer
• Carpenter:
• Carpenter's Mate:
• Steward:
• Cook: Pieman
• Billiard-marker: Tycho "Yarr" Everett
• Cabin Boy:born to kill
• Wenches:
• Rum Runners:
• Ship's Monkey: Dr Capitalism(The monkey was attacked by natives... time to go pillage a village.)
• Monkey's Mate:
• Our preserved Native head: The Chief
• Our second preserved Native head: Shrubar, shaman of Dalpok
• and Able Bodied Seamen:

Crimson Jake

Sigfrid Süßermann Avast!

Anne Bonny

Axelius

Pirates be expert cartographers

There has been talk of pirates scouring the mountain for buried treasure, and the Captain has seen Mr. Wifey in one of the tunnels. To help with navigation here be the first map of paths under the mountain yet produced.

Thanks go to Dr J for his spelunking.

Thar be traitors in our midst

The spirits and zombie characters surrounding the wreck appear evenly devided between attempting to explore a new experience as spirits and simply being annoying. As such some are more deserving of death than others...

As the man said:

"The average man will bristle if you say his father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he discovers that his great-grandfather was a pirate."

Native Guide

The Crew of the Hell-born Strumpet are looking for a native guide not only to translate and inform the crew of any hidden island booty, but also to be mocked and paid in small pox.