User:Rex Feral

The Diary Of An Assassin

Jun 20^th 2009

At last! The longstanding Tyrannis Contract is complete. Carved a memorial for the mark. Time for some fun now. I hear there's a decent whorehouse up in the NW.

Jun 18^th 2009

Pursuing a target led me into the caves under the island. Strange things down there; giant spiders, swarms of rats and what looks like gold seams.

Jun 13^th 2009

Changed my mind. The damned cannibal island is a bitch. Staying alive long enough to find the target is the biggest challenge I've had since I landed on Shartak.

Jun 3^rd 2009

The mark appeared right on cue. Chalk up another for patience and timing. The journey to the cannibal island was worthwhile despite the dangers and the lack of friendly faces. Looking forward to the completion of this contract.

Jun 2^nd 2009

Hunting parakeets - a welcome diversion from the stress of cannibal-dodging.

May 27^th 2009

Informant turned out to be genuine. Two days of waiting patiently produced a result.

May 22^nd 2009

Another tipoff. And from a very surprising source. Might be a bum steer. Following this lead will take me to the ass-end of Shartak for sure.

May 13^th 2009

The worn boot-leather was worth it. Found the target near Wiksik. He wasn't difficult to pick out from the crowd of brown faces. He left tracks that a teetotal spinster could follow. The bigger they come, the harder they fall. Heading back to York for supplies.

May 6^th 2009

A longstanding target has been sighted on the other side of the island. Going to be doing a lot of walking. Might need a new pair of boots when I'm through.

May 3^rd 2009

Still in Durham. Same mark as last time. Boy has no imagination.

Apr 27^rd 2009

Taking a holiday around Durham. All killing and no play makes Rex an angry boy.

Apr 23^rd 2009

The mark made his way back to Durham. I caught up with him just S of the town. Carved him a fancy memorial. Fine weather for some exercise. Feels strange to be doing favours.

Apr 21^st 2009

Made the long journey to Durham but found no sign of the mark. Did find a glowing blue arch that acted as a gate to a native temple. Found the mark at the temple. Native prohibitions against bloodshed stopped me from killing. Looks like half the island population is cowering here like rats in a cave.

Apr 13^th 2009

Received a special request for my services. Glad to do a favour for a fellow working man.

Apr 13^th 2009

Received the incorporation documents for The Undertakers by carrier pigeon.

Apr 11^th 2009

Stopped at Raktam for supplies. The native village is more like a ghost town. Spotted a target hiding in the brush outside the village. He soiled his britches when I spoke to him. Almost made me sorry for him. Almost... but not quite. A good day for a killing.

Apr 9^th 2009

I've seen only one native in almost a week of travel. Plague?

Apr 2^nd 2009

What has happened on this island? It's quieter than a Red Indian at a KKK square dance.

Jan 7^th 2009

Received a visit while I was sleeping off the previous job. Revived at a roaming shaman. Found someone nearby who would do for payback, a random GSUC soldier. The killing isn't always about money.

Jan 3^rd 2009

Celebrated the New Year with a roaming shaman. Happily found one target in Derby. Three to go.

Dec 18^th 2008

Received a tipoff on the four remaining targets for the Raktam Contract. On the road again.

Dec 13^th 2008

Met a genuine idiot who attacked me even though I was leaving York to chase a target. Stupidity in action. However another target was actually back at York so my luck was in. One down four to go.

Dec 11^th 2008

Found the target at the waterfall. Also found one of the GSUC. Seems my message wasn't passed on to the rest of the GSUC. So I killed two birds with one stone. A good day.

Dec 10^th 2008

Target was apparently seen at the waterfall.

Dec 8^th 2008

Left a message for the GSUC. Might have to kill one of them as an example.

Dec 7^th 2008

Killed by a York fool. He used to be a random killer in the Criminal Fraternity Of York. Now he's working for GSUC. Moron has no idea who I'm hunting or he'd have left me well alone.

Dec 4^th 2008

A busy few days. The Raktam natives are a chaotic lot. This trip has produced mixed results. There's an upside. A new contract to fulfill. Money talks.

Dec 3^rd 2008

Missed the target by 24 hours. She has moved out of the war zone. On the trail again.

Dec 1^st 2008

Finally made it Raktam. Predictably there is no sign of the target.

Nov 28^th 2008

As usual York is surrounded by murderers. Delayed in getting back to Raktam. Tracking the target inside the war zone is going to take a while.

Nov 24^th 2008

Couldn't find the designated target in the Raktam war zone. Happened across one that has been pending for a while. An honest 10 gold earned. Home again. York has been too quiet then suddenly a new contract. And from an unexpected quarter. Normally I wouldn't target a woman but money talks. It means going back to the war zone. I have no quarrel with the natives. Business is business.

Contracts

Cannibal Contract

Status: Complete.

13th May 2009 - The Great Khali

WMA Request

Status: Complete.

23rd April 2009 - Gazmeister

3rd May 2009 - Gazmeister

Tyrannis Contract

Status: Complete.

13th Dec 2008 - Paul Bunyun

3rd Jan 2009 - Bahl

11th Apr 2009 - George W. Bush

27th May 2009 - De La Coiffe

3rd Jun 2009 - De La Coiffe

22nd Jun 2009 - De La Coiffe

Late fulfillment bonuses:

2nd Jun 2009 - A giant parakeet

19th Jun 2009 - Bahl

Papal Contract

Status: Complete.

11th Dec 2008 - Dappled Shadow

Yorkman Contract

Status: Complete.

14th Nov 2008 - Paul Bunyun

KOS Contract

Status: On hold.

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Three Bills

Status: Complete.

5th May 2008 - Pathetic BiIl

1st May 2008 - Pathetic Bill.

19th April - Pathetic Bill.