Talk:The Derby Protectors

Hello

Great exalted leader, I am Lord Jones, I became aware of this group through the heretical writings of the vile tome named the Derby Evening Press. I am a son of Derby, and on my arrival to the island I went out and explored, bringing pain and death the the undeserving natives.

After a long time out in the wilderness I returned to Derby to find out that the town had changed, gone was the need to kill all natives in the own, natives where actually welcomed. On finding that this sickening act has taken place, I decided to undertake a one man war aginst the natives in Derby, while initally may crusade was successful, over a period of time I gained a Kill On Site notice. While this notice did not effect me in anyway, I did mean that I had to take my crusade to the world of the spirits, and from that day I have been haunting Derby.

When I saw the notice in the Derby Evening News about the Derby Protectors I knew that others felt the samne way I did about the Eastern Federation and its ways. As such I decided to join your clan.

Yours most greatfully

Lord Rupert Finsburry Charles Arthur Philip Louis Albert David Mountbatten Windsor-Jones( Lord Jones 23:08, 14 June 2007 (UTC) )

• Ignore him, he's just annoyed that I killed him while he was on the beach on the same square as a native chick. Brutal, i noticed he was gettin kinda friendly with her, both of them KOS, you know. So I separated this happy coupple, Brutaly. - Nathan Explosion

• Lord Jones, we are truly brothers in arms! I am glad we share such passion for our beloved Derby. We cannot let her fall! Do what you can for the cause. The Eastern Federation must be made aware that there are those in Derby who will not sit back and let them oppress us. Leave the civilian population; it is they who suffer so much already. Attack those who belong to the Federation, and let them know fear. Spread the word - if three of us can cause so many problems to the Federation, imagine the effects of a whole town rising up against them!--Arthur Lines 10:48, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

The town probably wont kick out the only organised defence force, medical service, and education service. We haven't done anything negative to them. On a flavoursome note, if we were kicked out, it'd be pretty cool, because we'd lead a gurrlia war on you. and we have bigger numbers. - RobZombie

• Keep telling yourself that, murderer.--Arthur Lines 21:57, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

• Well i did post a reply but it seems to have been lost to the winds of time. Anyways if my great exaulted leader could contact me if possibile via private message on the Official Shartak forum, i would like to discuss a cunning plan I am forumlating

Lord Rupert Finsburry Charles Arthur Philip Louis Albert David Mountbatten Windsor-Jones( Lord Jones 22:16, 15 June 2007 (UTC) )

• I have contacted you in the manner of which you spoke, and await the plan with anticipation!--Arthur Lines 15:59, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

Heeyy, let's all try to be reasonable. Join the EF. We have cookies. Got milk? No? We have milk too. -Elegost 01:53, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

We've got more cookies and milk than in your wildest dreams, Arthur...come to us...digestive biscuits, custard creams, fig rolls! All served to the people of Derby with the rum or milk of thier choice. But we're on emergency backup supply milk. We're on the dog's milk...- Rob

...--Marvin 11:00, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

we've got uhhhh... rum aged 3 years, 6 years and century old. as for milk, i think we have goat's, full cream, skimmed, low-fat, powdered, dandelion, milk of magnesia. We don't just have those biscuits, we've got oreos, chips ahoy!, oatmeal, ginger snaps. etc -Elegost 14:13, 16 June 2007 (UTC) join us, you won't regret it. :)

Well it sucks that I'm both lactose intolerant and wheat hypersensitive which means that your biscuits and milk would kill me, so I am afraid I would have to decline the offer.

Lord Rupert Finsburry Charles Arthur Philip Louis Albert David Mountbatten Windsor-Jones Lord Jones 22:22, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

The right to know

Your five members have the right to know that the Federation isn't an evil entity at all, and is in fact, and always has been, working for the safety and security of Derby citezens. Comparing your campaign of racist gurrila war, to our school, hospital, police force and Shartak's first standing army...well, I just think your members have the right to know what's what. Perhaps we can negotiate some kind of deal? one more thing, you know who all 14 of the real Privateers are, and who all 40 odd of the Federation are, but we dont know who you are, except for three. how about a members list, to even the playing field?

One more-one more thing, if this is some beef you have with me in particular, I'm okay with settling it in mano-e-mano combat - Rob Zombie

DEP

Sorry to interject here, but the very people you attempt to subvert are the actual reporters of the DEP. Myself included. - Rob Zombie.