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| − | John Sevier is a student of the new branch of science known as Cryptozoology, which is concerned with the discovery and study of extremely rare and occasionally mythical animals. After being expelled from Oxford for capturing the current chancellor in a trap designed to | + | John Sevier is a student of the new branch of science known as Cryptozoology, which is concerned with the discovery and study of extremely rare and occasionally mythical animals. After being expelled from Oxford for capturing the current chancellor in a trap designed to lure the rare (and subsequently proven non-existent) Thames River Hippopotamus, Sevier caught the first ship he could to Shartak in the hopes of discovering a rare species in order to regain his standing at Oxford. He is joined by his faithful companion, Sir Reginald Scouxliebute, a most agreeable badger. In addition, he has founded the [[Shartak Cryptozoological Society]] in order to attract like minded individuals. |
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*People who stab or shoot him (obviously) | *People who stab or shoot him (obviously) | ||
*A warm one | *A warm one | ||
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| + | ==Ahem, the ''Other'' John Sevier, if you are so inclined to wonder== | ||
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| + | [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Sevier John Sevier] | ||
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| + | All he did was piss off Andrew Jackson, get involved in that whole 'American Revolution' nonsense, and have 18 kids. | ||
Latest revision as of 17:22, 28 July 2006
...I wasn't aware a monkey could bite so bloody much!
Bio
John Sevier is a student of the new branch of science known as Cryptozoology, which is concerned with the discovery and study of extremely rare and occasionally mythical animals. After being expelled from Oxford for capturing the current chancellor in a trap designed to lure the rare (and subsequently proven non-existent) Thames River Hippopotamus, Sevier caught the first ship he could to Shartak in the hopes of discovering a rare species in order to regain his standing at Oxford. He is joined by his faithful companion, Sir Reginald Scouxliebute, a most agreeable badger. In addition, he has founded the Shartak Cryptozoological Society in order to attract like minded individuals.
Likes
- Exploration
- Pirates (they too believe in fantastic species of a maritime nature)
- Natives (most are more civil than a certain chancellor)
- A cold one
Dislikes
- Monkeys (he will not fail to shoot on sight, and continue shooting until the foul mockery of creation respirates no more)
- People who stab or shoot him (obviously)
- A warm one
Ahem, the Other John Sevier, if you are so inclined to wonder
All he did was piss off Andrew Jackson, get involved in that whole 'American Revolution' nonsense, and have 18 kids.
