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[[Image:The_Islet.PNG|right|thumb|La Islet Bonobo as mapped by [http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/ the UBER MAP project]]]
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[[Image:The_Islet.PNG|right|thumb|Storybook Island as mapped by [http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/ the UBER MAP project]]]
  
'''La Islet Bonobo''' (formerly known as [[Mango Island]]) is the name of the largest of the [[Western Islets]] off the west coast of Shartak, according to the [[Discordian Cargo Cult]].  Since the entirety of Shartak is described as an island, it follows that such a small land area should be called an isletAt the time of this writing, the islet has been claimed as the territory of two clans: The [[Discordian Cargo Cult]], and the [[Royal Expedition]]The two clans have engaged in violent conflict over the disputed territory.
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Once upon a time there was a magical land called '''Storybook Island'''.  This happy place was formerly known as [[La Islet Bonobo]]).  It is the largest of the [[Western Islets]] off the west coast of Shartak, and the secret headquarters of the [[Discordian Cargo Cult]].  Sometimes the bad mean people of the Royal Expedition sneak onto the island and kill the poor defenseless Discordians.  But then they come back to life!  They come back and return to their happy island.  The happy Discordians like to say "Mango!!!!!" and play with fluffy bunnies and give you candy.  You want to be their friend, don't you?  Of course you doThere are plenty of fun stories to read on the beaches around the coast of the island.  You should come there and join usOr die.
  
 
==D.C.C. Facts-in-brief:==
 
==D.C.C. Facts-in-brief:==
 
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| La Islet Mango
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| Storybook Island
 
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| '''Official Language'''
 
| '''Official Language'''
| Unitarian!!!!!
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| Literazi!!!!!
 
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| '''Chief Export'''
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| '''Chief Exports'''
| Poisonous berries and other fruits
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| Poisonous berries and your mom
 
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| '''Political System'''
 
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Revision as of 02:50, 9 June 2006

Storybook Island as mapped by the UBER MAP project

Once upon a time there was a magical land called Storybook Island. This happy place was formerly known as La Islet Bonobo). It is the largest of the Western Islets off the west coast of Shartak, and the secret headquarters of the Discordian Cargo Cult. Sometimes the bad mean people of the Royal Expedition sneak onto the island and kill the poor defenseless Discordians. But then they come back to life! They come back and return to their happy island. The happy Discordians like to say "Mango!!!!!" and play with fluffy bunnies and give you candy. You want to be their friend, don't you? Of course you do. There are plenty of fun stories to read on the beaches around the coast of the island. You should come there and join us. Or die.

D.C.C. Facts-in-brief:

Name Storybook Island
Land Area Approx. 836 square game squares
Official Language Literazi!!!!!
Chief Exports Poisonous berries and your mom
Political System Crypto-fascist Anarchism
Tourism Encouraged
Official Religion Discordianism
Conversion Required