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First Amongst Daves - As Seen on Google.
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==Who is this First Amongst Daves person anyway?==                         
  
URL  http://www.incandescentboard.com
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'''Name:''' Dave
  
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'''Class:''' [[Pirate]]
  
36 year old intellectual property lawyer based in Perth, Western Australia, married with two daughters.
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'''Clan:''' [[Jolly Roger Gang]]
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First Amongst Daves - As seen on Google and Wikipedia
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:David_Stewart
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==URL==
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http://www.incandescentboard.com
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The sexiest and mightiest message board on the planet.
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==Other Sites==
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Now also appearing for a limited season only at
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http://www.rkmbs.com
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http://www.straightdope.com
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http://www.snopes.com
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==Mission===
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1. To spread peace, love and goodwill amongst all citizens in Shartak.
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2. To slaughter innocent and peaceloving native peoples - I'm morally offended by loincloths -  and savagely butcher the smug, prissy, perfumed and powdered inhabitants of the town of York.
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3. To figure out a way of establishing a brothel without zerging. Damn.
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First Amongst Daves does not endorse the following product:
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{{IdentifyFriendOrFoe}}
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How would I get the gold coin back? Do I look like I'm made of money? Send them all to hell and let Satan sort them out, I say.
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==Dave's Log==
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1 October 2006 - named Rio Jessalyn, and the Irony Coast, east of the shipwreck and north of Dalpok. Killed by a native, [[Inola]]. Again. Damn natives.
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5 October 2006 - Heading south to York to assist the Mercenary's Guild kill off the locals. Have named a banana tree Jolly Roger Gang York Route Outpost #1.

Revision as of 06:10, 5 October 2006

- FIRST AMONGST DAVES - SEXIEST AND MIGHTIEST OF PIRATES! -

Who is this First Amongst Daves person anyway?

Name: Dave

Class: Pirate

Clan: Jolly Roger Gang

First Amongst Daves - As seen on Google and Wikipedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:David_Stewart

URL

http://www.incandescentboard.com

The sexiest and mightiest message board on the planet.

Other Sites

Now also appearing for a limited season only at

http://www.rkmbs.com http://www.straightdope.com http://www.snopes.com

Mission=

1. To spread peace, love and goodwill amongst all citizens in Shartak.

2. To slaughter innocent and peaceloving native peoples - I'm morally offended by loincloths - and savagely butcher the smug, prissy, perfumed and powdered inhabitants of the town of York.

3. To figure out a way of establishing a brothel without zerging. Damn.


First Amongst Daves does not endorse the following product:

Guilder.png This user or clan supports the Identify Friend or Foe initiative.

How would I get the gold coin back? Do I look like I'm made of money? Send them all to hell and let Satan sort them out, I say.


Dave's Log

1 October 2006 - named Rio Jessalyn, and the Irony Coast, east of the shipwreck and north of Dalpok. Killed by a native, Inola. Again. Damn natives.

5 October 2006 - Heading south to York to assist the Mercenary's Guild kill off the locals. Have named a banana tree Jolly Roger Gang York Route Outpost #1.