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+ | !style="text-align: center;"| '''''- FIRST AMONGST DAVES - SEXIEST AND MIGHTIEST OF PIRATES! -''''' | ||
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+ | ==Who is this First Amongst Daves person anyway?== | ||
− | + | '''Name:''' Dave | |
+ | '''Class:''' [[Pirate]] | ||
− | + | '''Clan:''' [[Jolly Roger Gang]] | |
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+ | First Amongst Daves - As seen on Google and Wikipedia | ||
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+ | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:David_Stewart | ||
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+ | ==URL== | ||
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+ | http://www.incandescentboard.com | ||
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+ | The sexiest and mightiest message board on the planet. | ||
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+ | ==Other Sites== | ||
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+ | Now also appearing for a limited season only at | ||
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+ | http://www.rkmbs.com | ||
+ | http://www.straightdope.com | ||
+ | http://www.snopes.com | ||
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+ | ==Mission=== | ||
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+ | 1. To spread peace, love and goodwill amongst all citizens in Shartak. | ||
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+ | 2. To slaughter innocent and peaceloving native peoples - I'm morally offended by loincloths - and savagely butcher the smug, prissy, perfumed and powdered inhabitants of the town of York. | ||
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+ | 3. To figure out a way of establishing a brothel without zerging. Damn. | ||
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+ | First Amongst Daves does not endorse the following product: | ||
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+ | How would I get the gold coin back? Do I look like I'm made of money? Send them all to hell and let Satan sort them out, I say. | ||
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+ | ==Dave's Log== | ||
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+ | 1 October 2006 - named Rio Jessalyn, and the Irony Coast, east of the shipwreck and north of Dalpok. Killed by a native, [[Inola]]. Again. Damn natives. | ||
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+ | 5 October 2006 - Heading south to York to assist the Mercenary's Guild kill off the locals. Have named a banana tree Jolly Roger Gang York Route Outpost #1. |
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