User:Che/788

You have new invasions (Again!?).

I'm tired of all these so-called "invasions".

Local Yorker. (Who is he? Hunter S. Thompson?!)

The Seven-hundred-and-eighty-eighth battle of York started on October 3rd, 2007, when York was up to 196 invasions per week (or 28 per day). Several pirate groups announced they where attacking York, and started their march. The next day, October 4th, all pirates where dead, killed by York citizens. The pirates had killed nobody, except a monkey named 'Ronald Ray Gun'. Actually, they BARLEY killed that monkey, as the monkey alone killed 7 pirates and wounded another before being killed. An un-named York citizen wrapped this invasion up by saying "Snore." Brave words, brave words.

This has been a product of Che.