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'''Class:''' [[Pirate]]
 
'''Class:''' [[Pirate]]
  
'''Clan:''' [[Jolly Roger Gang]]
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'''Clan:''' [[1st Imperial Privateers Regiment]]
 
 
First Amongst Daves - As seen on Google and Wikipedia
 
 
 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:David_Stewart
 
  
 
==URL==
 
==URL==
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http://www.incandescentboard.com
 
http://www.incandescentboard.com
  
The sexiest and mightiest message board on the planet.
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Home of the 1st Imperial Privateers Regiment.
 
 
==Other Sites==
 
 
 
Now also appearing for a limited season only at
 
 
 
http://www.rkmbs.com
 
http://www.straightdope.com
 
http://www.snopes.com
 
 
 
==Mission===
 
 
 
1. To spread peace, love and goodwill amongst all citizens in Shartak.
 
 
 
2. To slaughter innocent and peaceloving native peoples - I'm morally offended by loincloths -  and savagely butcher the smug, prissy, perfumed and powdered inhabitants of the town of York.
 
 
 
3. To figure out a way of establishing a brothel without zerging. Damn.
 
  
  
First Amongst Daves does not endorse the following product:
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==History and Mission==
  
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Recently promoted from Colonel to Major-General, FirstAmongstDaves is a pirate who founded the 1st Imperial Privateers Regiment after attacking [[Dalpok]], participating in a failed expedition agsint York, and a skirmish with Wicksick headhunters north of York. Dave then explored the north coast (naming [[Irony Bay]]) and the southern river, before renouncing his membership of the [[Jolly Roger Gang]].
  
How would I get the gold coin back? Do I look like I'm made of money? Send them all to hell and let Satan sort them out, I say.
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The Imperials act on letters of marque and reprisal issued by Queen Laura of Holland, a sovereign dauphiness based in Maastricht near Brussels. Dave, Major-General Timothy Trust, Colonel Sam Bellamy, Colonel Nowherehowdy, Colonel Ella Chen, Colonel Prometheus, Captain Sammitch, Colonel Pariah, Colonel Klinton and others commenced operations in September.
  
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The Imperials quickly grew to the largest organisation on Shartak, and directly challenged the ethnic cleansing strategies of the [[Colonial Police]], the [[Order of Patriots]] and others in York. Duels between Dave and various elements in York resulted in significant bloodshed. Only magnanimous restraint by the Imperials avoided a larger conflict.
  
==Dave's Log==
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After entering into a shaky truce with the factions in York, in October the Imperials established a bank, with operations in [[Raktam]], York, [[Durham]] and [[Derby]]. In Durham, the Imperials supported the Durham Defence Force in repelling the Wicksick headhunters in their December headhunting contest.
  
1 October 2006 - named Rio Jessalyn, and the Irony Coast, east of the shipwreck and north of Dalpok. Killed by a native, [[Inola]]. Again. Damn natives.
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In late December Dave then lead a force against [[Dalpok]], capturing the town in a north-south pincer movement and renaming it New Amsterdam. The conquered town was sold to pirate [[User:Erados|Maevar Ralnick]] for 151 gold coins, the largest land purchase in Shartak history.
  
5 October 2006 - Heading south to York to assist the Mercenary's Guild kill off the locals. Have named a banana tree Jolly Roger Gang York Route Outpost #1.
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In early January Dave led Imperial forces in maneouveres against pirate killers [[Long Fin Killie]] and Petey in and around the [[shipwreck]], before participating in Maevar Ralnick's bear hunting contest.

Latest revision as of 23:52, 8 January 2007

- FIRST AMONGST DAVES - Founder of the 1st Imperial Privateers Regiment -

Who is this First Amongst Daves person anyway?

Name: Dave

Class: Pirate

Clan: 1st Imperial Privateers Regiment

URL

http://www.incandescentboard.com

Home of the 1st Imperial Privateers Regiment.


History and Mission

Recently promoted from Colonel to Major-General, FirstAmongstDaves is a pirate who founded the 1st Imperial Privateers Regiment after attacking Dalpok, participating in a failed expedition agsint York, and a skirmish with Wicksick headhunters north of York. Dave then explored the north coast (naming Irony Bay) and the southern river, before renouncing his membership of the Jolly Roger Gang.

The Imperials act on letters of marque and reprisal issued by Queen Laura of Holland, a sovereign dauphiness based in Maastricht near Brussels. Dave, Major-General Timothy Trust, Colonel Sam Bellamy, Colonel Nowherehowdy, Colonel Ella Chen, Colonel Prometheus, Captain Sammitch, Colonel Pariah, Colonel Klinton and others commenced operations in September.

The Imperials quickly grew to the largest organisation on Shartak, and directly challenged the ethnic cleansing strategies of the Colonial Police, the Order of Patriots and others in York. Duels between Dave and various elements in York resulted in significant bloodshed. Only magnanimous restraint by the Imperials avoided a larger conflict.

After entering into a shaky truce with the factions in York, in October the Imperials established a bank, with operations in Raktam, York, Durham and Derby. In Durham, the Imperials supported the Durham Defence Force in repelling the Wicksick headhunters in their December headhunting contest.

In late December Dave then lead a force against Dalpok, capturing the town in a north-south pincer movement and renaming it New Amsterdam. The conquered town was sold to pirate Maevar Ralnick for 151 gold coins, the largest land purchase in Shartak history.

In early January Dave led Imperial forces in maneouveres against pirate killers Long Fin Killie and Petey in and around the shipwreck, before participating in Maevar Ralnick's bear hunting contest.