Talk:York Pirate Slayers

Joing the Pirate Slayers

If you're keen on pirate hunting perhaps you should join The Pirate Hunters or The Order of Patriots rather than start up a new clan. It makes sense to join an already established clan rather than go through all the effort to start up a brand new identical one. Zeff 12:29, 11 September 2006 (UTC)
What you say is interesting but our aims and style of dealing with problems(pirates) is different from your group and the Order.--Oztec 08:22, 12 September 2006 (UTC)

To be honest I can't really see any difference between our goals. In what way is your group different? Are you sure you won't reconsider joining up? Sign up to the Pirate Hunters now and you get a free Pirate Hunter Badge. You also get the high privellage and honour of wearing our spiffy skin-tight and colourful uniform - perfect for killing pirates - you'll be the envy and rolemodel of everyone in York! Additionaly, if you manage to kill the most pirates within a week, you get to wear the OFFICIAL Pirate Hunter Hunting Hat for a whole day! Its tempting, isn't it? Zeff 10:14, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
I was considering joining but then i spotted our differences immediately- you pirate hunters are civilized bunch with your tight pants and flashy hats...the pirate slayers must forego these pleasures. We are so devoted to killing pirates that in the midst of our slayings we might even resemble them, this is the unfortunate consequence of being a slayer. Also did you know we stink nearly as bad as them?--Oztec 08:37, 13 September 2006 (UTC) As the Founder of the Jolly Roger Gang I must admit...that all anti-pirate groups are rather boring. " Oh kill all the pirates they stink." After killing them over and over and hearing this you get rather dulled to their pleas. I will admit that reading the pirate hunters accounts does always give me a laugh. The york pirate slayers will be good exp for some of my new recurits however...--Michael edwards 23:28, 12 September 2006 (UTC) I do not communicate with the weakling enemy...pirate hunters have reached the shipwreck to kill, how many pirates have lived long enough to see the sights of York?--Oztec 08:37, 13 September 2006 (UTC)