Pastafarian Buccaneers

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Pastafarian Buccaneers
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In-game page
Leadership: Jack Cudgel
Members: Aye, we got members and they be large.
Goals: We be Pirates wot accept th' Flying Spaghetti Monster as our savio(u)r an' hae dedicated our loives ta' th' cessation of global warmin' an', o' course, th' gatherin' o' booty. Harrr!
Recruitment policy: Ye must be a pirate ta' join wi' us.
Contact: Jack Cudgel

Wot be Pastafarianism?

Have a look here, matey.

Wot be ye doin' on Shartak Isle?

We be bringin' th' nekkid heathen savages and th' lubberly settlers th' true word of th' Flying Spaghetti Monster. Further, we be adherein' ta' th' spirit of th' Kyoto Protocol by preventin' global warmin'. We also be gatherin' loot, booty, and th' loik, but we be pirates after all.

Harrr!

Aye, matey!


Harrr!


Ye Seven Habits of ye Highly Effective Pirates

  • Pillage, then burn.
  • If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
  • Never turn your back on an enemy.
  • A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.
  • Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence.
  • A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

And ye #1 habit of ye highly effective pirates:

  • Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow.

Aye, Jack Cudgel done stoled these here habits from Schlock Mercenary. He's a pirate, ain't he?