History/2011
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An abbreviated chronology of Shartak during 2011.
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In general
- Wiksik and Raktam respectively sustain a handful of attacks. The rest of the island is relatively dormant.
- Several inhabitants try to promote tourism. Not much changes.
- Through the professional use of fire, roads between towns reach an all time high.
- Most of the more vociferous players seem to have dropped acid at least once.
January
- Raktam's mystical queen, Monaliza, has a funeral held by her mourning court, and is buried in the Royal Tomb. SofaKing succeeds, then shortly disappears.
- Anthor, leader of the Kingdom of Wiksik, returns from the grave. Somewhere on the beaches he finds a salvaged copy of Le Morte d'Arthur and rules with quixotic fervor.
- A ghost ship flickers around the coast of Shartak, appearing and disappearing like a cloud of smoke, luring many intrepid adventurers to its eerie call.
February
- The NAMG declares war on Raktam. The conflict ends as soon as it started.
April
- A celebration for cannibals, the Holy Month of Kril'Mangar, takes place. The savage catechism strongly recommends the consumption of one person per day.
May
- Nihlia conducts a Nsoromma ritual, a mystical event that achieves peace by drawing pictures in the mud. Shartak is now a peaceful fairyland with her ruling as its princess, forevermore.
June
- The month long Team Tathers Totally Awesome Alligator Romp, held in the Crab Claw swamp. Islanders were invited to hunt alligators. The powers that be must have a sense of humor, as a baffling number of hungry alligators suddenly migrated to the swamp.
August
- The infamous, if not legendary, Armadox, Butcher of Raktam, makes a reappearance. Years later, his name still brings fear into the hearts of villagers.
September
- Eyes of a Hawk massacres everyone in Durham using a series of versatile tactics.
October
- Silverback gorillas appear on the island. It's anyone's guess how these grayed, somewhat hefty animals arrived on the island.
November
- Anthor abdicates with unquestionable dignity and control of the Kingdom of Wiksik is transferred to Chief Joe.
