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== In general ==
 
== In general ==
  
* Wiksik and Raktam respectively sustain a handful of attacks. The rest of the island is relatively dormant.
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* The villages of Wiksik and Raktam respectively sustain a handful of attacks. The rest of the island is relatively dormant.
  
 
* Several inhabitants try to promote tourism. Not much changes.
 
* Several inhabitants try to promote tourism. Not much changes.

Revision as of 00:26, 9 February 2012

History
2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012

An abbreviated chronology of Shartak during 2011.

In general

  • The villages of Wiksik and Raktam respectively sustain a handful of attacks. The rest of the island is relatively dormant.
  • Several inhabitants try to promote tourism. Not much changes.
  • Through the professional use of fire, roads between towns reach an all time high.
  • Most of the more vociferous players seem to have dropped acid at least once.

January

  • Raktam's mystical queen, Monaliza, has a funeral held by her mourning court, and is buried in the Royal Tomb. SofaKing succeeds, then shortly disappears.
  • Anthor, leader of the Kingdom of Wiksik, returns from the grave. Somewhere on the beaches he finds a salvaged copy of Le Morte d'Arthur and rules with quixotic fervor.
  • A ghost ship flickers around the coast of Shartak, appearing and disappearing like a cloud of smoke, luring many intrepid adventurers to its eerie call.

February

  • The NAMG declares war on Raktam. The conflict ends as soon as it started.

April

  • A celebration for cannibals, the Holy Month of Kril'Mangar, takes place. The savage catechism strongly recommends the consumption of one person per day.

May

  • Nihlia conducts a Nsoromma ritual, a mystical event that achieves peace by drawing pictures in the mud. Shartak is now a peaceful fairyland with her ruling as its princess, forevermore.

June

  • The month long Team Tathers Totally Awesome Alligator Romp, held in the Crab Claw swamp. Islanders were invited to hunt alligators. The powers that be must have a sense of humor, as a baffling number of hungry alligators suddenly migrated to the swamp.

August

  • The infamous, if not legendary, Armadox, Butcher of Raktam, makes a reappearance. Years later, his name still brings fear into the hearts of villagers.

September

  • Eyes of a Hawk massacres everyone in Durham using a series of versatile tactics.

October

  • Silverback gorillas appear on the island. It's anyone's guess how these grayed, somewhat hefty animals arrived on the island.

November

  • Anthor abdicates with unquestionable dignity and control of the Kingdom of Wiksik is transferred to Chief Joe.