The Scurvy Crew of The Hell-born Strumpet
| The Scurvy Crew of The Hell-born Strumpet | |
| Leadership: | Captain Tyler Whitney |
| Members: | There be the Captain, his Sailing Master, the Gunner, the Ship's Surgeon, the Boatswain, and A Monkey. |
| Goals: | The pursuit of booty and/or rum. YARRR!!! |
| Recruitment policy: | ARRR!! All crew positions be determined by first-come first-serve or no rules cage death match. Ye must be a pirate or pirate sympathizer. E-mail aehrig@hamilton.edu to be added to the manifest. |
| Contact: | If ye wish to name your own rank ye have liberty to add it to the ship's manifest or e-mail. |
Contents
Avast me hearties!!!
Here be a clan for all pirates who believe in the pursuit of booty, rum, and native women. If ye be up to the task add yer name to the page and Captain Tyler Whitney will have ye crotch deep in grog and wenches before ye can say YARGH!!!
Current goals be:
Crew the ship: The Hell-born Strumpet (the bonniest ship in whatever ocean the island's in)
- Crew the ship
- Terrorize the locals
- Pursue the elusive three-headed monkey
- Rum
- Keelhauling
- Wenches
- Plunder
- Grog
The Code of The Scurvy Crew
Any Pirates with the fortitude of spirit, or plenty of the hard spirits with which to fortify themselves may join, er, yargh...
Now accepting crew for the positions of:
- The Captain: Tyler Whitney
- First Mate:
- Sailing Master: Rob Cath
- Master's Mate:
- Ship's Surgeon: Captain Dan Rum for breakfast, Rum for tea, and hopefuly, we won't even remember dinner! This was Dan's petition to join the Scurvy Crew: "Put my name down as surgeon, but I have no healing skills, so I took it off. I've put myself down as cook." Captain Whitney's response was: Actually having a ship's surgeon with absolutely NO medical skills or training whatsoever is exactly the kind of crew we were going for. Welcome aboard Ship's Surgeon Dan! YAHHRR!!!!
- Boatswain: Xintlaer (NOW ALL HANDS ON DECK, AND POLISH THEM CANNONS!!!.. oh, and bring meh a bottle o' rum... Aye, we see that the Crew is growing... good.. OFF TO WORK YA LAZY LANDLUBBERS)
- Gunner: Wifey
- Gunner's Mate:
- Quartermaster:
- Carpenter:
- Carpenter's Mate:
- Steward:
- Cook:
- Cabin Boy:
- Wenches:
- Rum Runners:
- Ship's Monkey: Dr Capitalism
- Monkey's Mate:
- Our preserved Native head: The Chief
- Our second preserved Native head: Shrubar, shaman of Dalpok
- and Able Bodied Seamen:Crimson Jake
As the man said:
"The average man will bristle if you say his father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he discovers that his great-grandfather was a pirate."
Native Guide
The Crew of the Hell-born Strumpet are looking for a native guide not only to translate, inform the crew of any hidden island booty, but to be mocked and paid in small pox.
