Pastafarian Buccaneers

Pastafarian Buccaneers
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Leadership:	Jack Cudgel
Members:	Aye, we got members and they be large.
Goals:	We be folk wot accept th' Flying Spaghetti Monster as our saviour an' hae dedicated our loives ta' th' cessation of global warmin' an', o' course, th' gatherin' o' booty. Harrr!
Recruitment policy:	We be an open clan, pirates, lubbers, and nekkid heathens be welcome t' join wi' us.
Contact:	Jack Cudgel

Wot be Pastafarianism?

Have a look here, matey.

Wot be ye doin' on Shartak Isle?

We be bringin' Shartak th' true word of th' Flying Spaghetti Monster. Further, we be adherein' ta' th' spirit of th' Kyoto Protocol by preventin' global warmin'. We also be gatherin' loot, booty, and th' loik t' pay for our worthy enterprise.

Harrr!

Aye, matey!

Harrr!

Spirit Dice

 

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It has been revealed unto us that dice may be used to receive guidance from the spirits. Some rolls reveal different answers at night, night being from 1800-0600 server time. Night time results are marked by a ☾.

To use dice as Spirit Dice, chant "Eanie, meanie, chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak! Tell me, O spirits," ask the question you seek an answer for, and throw them bones.

Your Roll	Cool Name For Your Roll	The Spirits' Answer
1 & 1	Snake Eyes	It is certain
☾ 1 & 1	☾ Poisonous Snake Eyes	☾ Don't count on it
Any 3	Acey-Deucey	Reply hazy, try again
Any 4 besides Hard 4	Easy Four	It is decidedly so
2 & 2	Hard Four	Without a doubt
Any 5	Fever	Yes - definitely
☾ Any 5	☾ Jungle Fever	☾ Ask again later
Any 6 besides Hard 6	Easy 6	My reply is no
3 & 3	Hard Six	You may rely on it
Any 7	Natural	Better not tell you now
Any 8 besides Hard 8	Easy 8	My sources say no
4 & 4	Hard 8	As I see it, yes
Any 9	Nina	Most likely
☾ Any 9	☾ Bloody Nina	☾ Outlook not so good
Any 10 besides Hard 10	Easy 10	Cannot predict now
5 & 5	Hard 10	Outlook Good
Any 11	Heaven	Signs point to yes
☾ Any 11	☾ Hell	☾ When hell freezes over
6 & 6	Boxcars	Yes
☾ 6 & 6	☾ Midnight	☾ Concentrate and ask again