Pastafarian Buccaneers
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| Leadership: | Jack Cudgel | ||||
| Members: | We be two score an' six strong. | ||||
| Goals: | We be Pirates wot accept th' Flying Spaghetti Monster as our savio(u)r an' hae dedicated our loives ta' th' cessation of global warmin' an', o' course, th' gatherin' o' booty. Harrr! | ||||
| Recruitment policy: | Ye must be a pirate to join wi' us. | ||||
| Contact: | mailto:pastapirate@malafide.com | ||||
Contents
Wot be Pastafarianism?
Have a look here, matey.
Wot be ye doin' on Shartak Isle?
We be bringin' th' nekkid heathen savages and th' lubberly settlers th' true word of th' Flying Spaghetti Monster. Further, we be adherein' to the spirit of th' Kyoto Protocol by preventin' global warmin'. We also be gatherin' loot, booty, and th' loik, but we be pirates after all.
Harrr!
Aye, matey! Harrr!
List o' Sinners
We Pastafarians is an easy-goin' lot, but th' following lubbers hae taken th' noime of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in voin an' should be sent to their respictive shamans wi' extreme prejoodisk.
News
May 26, 2007 (Feast o' Saint Siouxsie)
Roger Wilco be excomooneycated from th' Pastafarian Buccaneers fer bein' a founder o' th' Wailers, whose beliefs be counter ta' tha' o' Pastafarianism. Feel free ta' send th' doomed bugger ta' his shaman.
