Pastafarian Buccaneers
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Jump to navigationJump to searchPastafarian Buccaneers|-style="background-color: #ffffff; text-align: center;" | |-style="background-color: #c3ddc3; text-align: center;" | In-game page | |||
Leadership: | Jack Cudgel | ||||
Members: | ??? | ||||
Goals: | We be Pirates wot accept th' Flying Spaghetti Monster as our savio(u)r an' hae dedicated our loives ta' th' cessation of global warmin' an', o' course, th' gatherin' o' booty. Harrr! | ||||
Recruitment policy: | Ye must be a pirate to join wi' us. | ||||
Contact: | mailto:pastapirate@malafide.com |
Wot be Pastafarianism?
Have a look here, matey.
Wot be ye doin' on Shartak Isle?
We be bringin' th' nekkid heathen savages and th' lubberly settlers th' true word of th' Flying Spaghetti Monster. Further, we be adherein' to the spirit of the Kyoto Protocol by preventin' global warmin'. We also be gatherin' loot, booty, and th' loik, but we be pirates after all.
Harrr!
Aye, matey! Harrr!