Talk:The Yorkman/Issue 005

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Third Invasion At An End, Claims Mercenary's Guild

You forgot to mention, when you wrote "paid for by one of the Guild's co-founders" that this co-founder is no longer part of the Mercenary's Guild, and wasn't when he paid for the hit. The way you wrote it sounded like we paid ourselves to attack people, which is not true. --Erados^MG 19:56, 16 October 2006 (UTC)

Apologies, mistake corrected. --The Yorkman 20:54, 16 October 2006 (UTC)

One week on, and the promised attacks on our operatives have yet to emerge. The Guild have fled York and it's environs, back to whatever dark pit they came from. In recognition of this great victory, the Council has decided to award medals to those who distinguished themselves in the defense of York. See Order of Patriots/Medals for a full list of the awards and their recipients. -- The Order Of Patriots 19:26, 22 October 2006 (UTC)

What you neglected to mention was the fact that Che, leader of The Shartak Rebel Forces killed some defenders of York for 'killing pirates'. I myself was a victim for killing Tyler Whitney the notorious captain of the smelly crew of the hellborn crumpet. I kicked the little gits ass but he and all he stands for is a farce. Print that!

Confessions of a Patriot

The Council will neither confirm nor deny that the individual who gave this interview was ever associated with the order. Contrary to the implication by the interviewee that the Order was severely strained by the recent failed attempt by that notorious gang of anti-York fanatics and murderers to destroy York and destory York's foremost defenders (The Order): In fact, the Council and the broader order remains intact, in full control of the situation, and stronger than ever. Truth be known, the Council remained in and around York through the entire invasion. The Council remains fully committed to and capable of defending York from all enemies, foreign and domestic.
--Press Release from The Order of Patriots