French (The)

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The French



"Other countries drink to get drunk, and this is accepted by everyone; in France, drunkenness is a consequence, never an intention. A drink is felt as the spinning out of a pleasure, not as the necessary cause of an effect which is sought: wine is not only a philtre, it is also the leisurely act of drinking." -Roland Barthes

The French
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Abbreviation: The French
Group Numbers: 25 Million
Leadership: Emperor Napolean
Goals: To make love, to live, to drink, to jump off of our peninsula
Recruitment Policy: You must have the love for the pleasure
Contact: If you are sitting in a cafe at mid-day, then you have already contacted us

- The French


This group has always existed, for the French spirit is a spirit as eternal as our God and our peninsula.

- Events



The Landing of Baron Robert Surcouf


Il de la Chemin-Midi


Casino Royale


The Founding of Port Breton




- Goals


- Objective Guide Lines

  • 01. To make love and war
  • 02. To destroy the English
  • 03. To serve our Catholic Church
  • 04. To maintain our prostitutes
  • 05. To jump from our peninsula into the Atlantic Ocean
  • 06. To look into the face of Cape Cod



- Allies


  • 01.Commonwealth of Raktam
  • 02.Republic of Fort Creedy


- Want to join?


We ask nothing of you but that you be French, nothing more and nothing less