User:Skull Face
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BACKGROUND | |
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Skull Face was once a peaceful, noble savage from Wiksik who spent his days in idle tranquil. His biggest headache was ensuring a steady supply of the sacred weed for his pipe. Then the outsiders arrived, tramping across the island and leaving devastation in their wake. Sacred sites were defiled. Women and children were murdered. Treasures were stolen. Appeals were made to outsider authorities. There was no justice for the natives of Shartak. Skull Face set aside his pipe and the sacred weed. He consumed large quantities of the sacred mushrooms and sought guidance from the ancestors. The ancestors told him what he had to do. Skull Face painted his face for war and took up his weapons... The outsiders must die, their heads shall decorate Skull Face's hut! | |
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PHILOSOPHY | |
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The ancestors tell of past times when outsiders came to Shartak. There was no common ground. Negotiation with the outsiders was impossible. It was 'kill or be killed'. As it was so shall it be... ...Skull Face is a Wicksick Headhunter, a term applied to those who follow the ancient philosophy and art of headhunting. He relaxes by doing a spot of fishing; he is a member of the Kraken Hunters clan. | |
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FAVOURITE TROPHIES | |
| Adolf Schwarznigger | Racist filfth. His head will be used as a target by village children learning to aim in the latrine trench. |
| Catalina | Psychotic killer of innocent natives. |
| Dr. Livingstone | An explorer who interrupted a Wicksick Ceremony. He now knows what it's like to take a central part in a Wicksick Ceremony. |
| Serious Sam | A wide-mouthed trophy that will be used to scare small children. The favourite of all the trophies claimed during The Dork Cup. |
| Bauer | Hereafter known as the Chicken Of York. In battle instead of fighting he runs around squawking like a frightened chicken. His decapitated head shows a pronounced wattle. |
| 0000FF Beard | A pirate's pirate and a fine addition to any shrunken head collection. |
| Blackbeard | Well known for murdering the natives of Dalpok. |
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HEADS SOUGHT | |
| First Among Daves | Leader of notorious pirates the Brotherhood of the Coast. |
| Marvin | Diseased son of an outsider and a monkey. |
| Armadox | A native who kills his own kind for sport. Admirable skills but lacking in focus. |
| Cthulhu | Interrupted a Wicksick Ceremony on Midway Island. |
| Glenn Danzig | Killed members of the Kraken Hunters during a hunt. |
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HEADS TAKEN IN VENGEANCE | |
| isaac99764 | Psychotic who kills his own kind. |
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Noble Savage |
| Skull Face is a proud Native. |
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Scottish |
| This user is proudly Scottish. |
