User:Rex Feral

The Diary Of An Assassin

May 13^th 2009

The worn boot-leather was worth it. Found the target near Wiksik. He wasn't difficult to pick out from the crowd of brown faces. He left tracks that a teetotal spinster could follow. The bigger they come, the harder they fall. Heading back to York for supplies.

May 6^th 2009

A longstanding target has been sighted on the other side of the island. Going to be doing a lot of walking. Might need a new pair of boots when I'm through.

May 3^rd 2009

Still in Durham. Same mark as last time. Boy has no imagination.

Apr 27^rd 2009

Taking a holiday around Durham. All killing and no play makes Rex an angry boy.

Apr 23^rd 2009

The mark made his way back to Durham. I caught up with him just S of the town. Carved him a fancy memorial. Fine weather for some exercise. Feels strange to be doing favours.

Apr 21^st 2009

Made the long journey to Durham but found no sign of the mark. Did find a glowing blue arch that acted as a gate to a native temple. Found the mark at the temple. Native prohibitions against bloodshed stopped me from killing. Looks like half the island population is cowering here like rats in a cave.

Apr 13^th 2009

Received a special request for my services. Glad to do a favour for a fellow working man.

Apr 13^th 2009

Received the incorporation documents for The Undertakers by carrier pigeon.

Apr 11^th 2009

Stopped at Raktam for supplies. The native village is more like a ghost town. Spotted a target hiding in the brush outside the village. He soiled his britches when I spoke to him. Almost made me sorry for him. Almost... but not quite. A good day for a killing.

Apr 9^th 2009

I've seen only one native in almost a week of travel. Plague?

Apr 2^nd 2009

What has happened on this island? It's quieter than a Red Indian at a KKK square dance.

Jan 7^th 2009

Received a visit while I was sleeping off the previous job. Revived at a roaming shaman. Found someone nearby who would do for payback, a random GSUC soldier. The killing isn't always about money.

Jan 3^rd 2009

Celebrated the New Year with a roaming shaman. Happily found one target in Derby. Three to go.

Dec 18^th 2008

Received a tipoff on the four remaining targets for the Raktam Contract. On the road again.

Dec 13^th 2008

Met a genuine idiot who attacked me even though I was leaving York to chase a target. Stupidity in action. However another target was actually back at York so my luck was in. One down four to go.

Dec 11^th 2008

Found the target at the waterfall. Also found one of the GSUC. Seems my message wasn't passed on to the rest of the GSUC. So I killed two birds with one stone. A good day.

Dec 10^th 2008

Target was apparently seen at the waterfall.

Dec 8^th 2008

Left a message for the GSUC. Might have to kill one of them as an example.

Dec 7^th 2008

Killed by a York fool. He used to be a random killer in the Criminal Fraternity Of York. Now he's working for GSUC. Moron has no idea who I'm hunting or he'd have left me well alone.

Dec 4^th 2008

A busy few days. The Raktam natives are a chaotic lot. This trip has produced mixed results. There's an upside. A new contract to fulfill. Money talks.

Dec 3^rd 2008

Missed the target by 24 hours. She has moved out of the war zone. On the trail again.

Dec 1^st 2008

Finally made it Raktam. Predictably there is no sign of the target.

Nov 28^th 2008

As usual York is surrounded by murderers. Delayed in getting back to Raktam. Tracking the target inside the war zone is going to take a while.

Nov 24^th 2008

Couldn't find the designated target in the Raktam war zone. Happened across one that has been pending for a while. An honest 10 gold earned. Home again. York has been too quiet then suddenly a new contract. And from an unexpected quarter. Normally I wouldn't target a woman but money talks. It means going back to the war zone. I have no quarrel with the natives. Business is business.

Contracts

Cannibal Contract

13th May 2009 - The Great Khali

WMA Request

23rd April 2009 - Gazmeister

3rd May 2009 - Gazmeister

SK Contract

Status: Ongoing.

13th Dec 2008 - Paul Bunyun

3rd Jan 2009 - Bahl

11th Apr 2009 - George W. Bush

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Papal Contract

Status: Complete.

11th Dec 2008 - Dappled Shadow

Yorkman Contract

Status: Complete.

14th Nov 2008 - Paul Bunyun

KOS Contract

Status: On hold.

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Three Bills

Status: Complete.

5th May 2008 - Pathetic BiIl

1st May 2008 - Pathetic Bill.

19th April - Pathetic Bill.