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Editor, you are very much incorrect in your choice of titles for this article. This is not "southern" infighting. Not at all. No, most of these deaths can be blamed on none other than the Pirate Scourge. The Pirate Scourge emanates from that most cursed and damned of places, the shipwreck, which is in fact at the far ''north'' end of this island, far away from our settlements (Thank God for that!). It is safe to say that the great majority of these 4,500 so-called outsider-on-outsider killings are either pirates murdering Outsiders or Outsiders fighting back and killing pirates in self-defense. Now, you might say, "Then we can just revise this title to read 'Outsider Infighting', and it would still stand", but this too would be incorrect, as no proud Yorkman can possibly consider pirates to be true Outsiders. Hell, I know many a Yorkman who barely consider these vermin to be human, let alone Outsiders. I know many who would sooner let their guard down and break bread, alone, with a dozen of the most bloodthirsty headhunters, than allow even one pirate within 100 yards of themselves. Gentle editor, the fact of the matter is that it is incontrovertible that the Pirate Menace is the cause of this bloodshed. These pirates' lust for blood and their constant attacks on outsiders and natives alike have brought endless misery wherever they go. They are the dregs of this island, and the scourge of the peace-loving peoples of Shartak. ''Killing a pirate is an act of patriotism.''<br>--A press release from [[User:The Order Of Patriots|The Order Of Patriots]] 00:45, 12 February 2007 (UTC) | Editor, you are very much incorrect in your choice of titles for this article. This is not "southern" infighting. Not at all. No, most of these deaths can be blamed on none other than the Pirate Scourge. The Pirate Scourge emanates from that most cursed and damned of places, the shipwreck, which is in fact at the far ''north'' end of this island, far away from our settlements (Thank God for that!). It is safe to say that the great majority of these 4,500 so-called outsider-on-outsider killings are either pirates murdering Outsiders or Outsiders fighting back and killing pirates in self-defense. Now, you might say, "Then we can just revise this title to read 'Outsider Infighting', and it would still stand", but this too would be incorrect, as no proud Yorkman can possibly consider pirates to be true Outsiders. Hell, I know many a Yorkman who barely consider these vermin to be human, let alone Outsiders. I know many who would sooner let their guard down and break bread, alone, with a dozen of the most bloodthirsty headhunters, than allow even one pirate within 100 yards of themselves. Gentle editor, the fact of the matter is that it is incontrovertible that the Pirate Menace is the cause of this bloodshed. These pirates' lust for blood and their constant attacks on outsiders and natives alike have brought endless misery wherever they go. They are the dregs of this island, and the scourge of the peace-loving peoples of Shartak. ''Killing a pirate is an act of patriotism.''<br>--A press release from [[User:The Order Of Patriots|The Order Of Patriots]] 00:45, 12 February 2007 (UTC) | ||
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| + | *Which is why you guys decided not to kill me for the duration of my 5-6 month service in the CP, right? Nah, I think you OoP guys kill pirates whenever it feels convinient, not whenever you come accross one. I seem to recall you guys preying on an innocent level one without any kills at all under his belt simply for the fact that he was a pirate, even though there was a perfectly good pirate to kill naught 6 steps away, inside a hut. --[[User:Zydd Soral|Zydd Soral]] 01:19, 12 February 2007 (UTC) | ||
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Contents
Discussion
Discuss the articles in this issue here. Although, be nice, or we may be forced to liberally splatter your comments with asterisks!
Exclusive Interview: Lama on the Derby Derby
Invasion Continues In York
I realy was there to heal the wounded. But on what side, eh? hehe. He didn't drive me from York. Guess where I am now? And a slight error there, i wasn't JRG captain, i was the PDF captain. --Rozen 23:24, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
Mercenary Alternative Launches
Bear Hunt Ends Sooner Than Expected
Newsbites
Order Increases Uniformed Presence
York Forces Kill Shaman
Southern Infighting Is Major Cause Of Death
Editor, you are very much incorrect in your choice of titles for this article. This is not "southern" infighting. Not at all. No, most of these deaths can be blamed on none other than the Pirate Scourge. The Pirate Scourge emanates from that most cursed and damned of places, the shipwreck, which is in fact at the far north end of this island, far away from our settlements (Thank God for that!). It is safe to say that the great majority of these 4,500 so-called outsider-on-outsider killings are either pirates murdering Outsiders or Outsiders fighting back and killing pirates in self-defense. Now, you might say, "Then we can just revise this title to read 'Outsider Infighting', and it would still stand", but this too would be incorrect, as no proud Yorkman can possibly consider pirates to be true Outsiders. Hell, I know many a Yorkman who barely consider these vermin to be human, let alone Outsiders. I know many who would sooner let their guard down and break bread, alone, with a dozen of the most bloodthirsty headhunters, than allow even one pirate within 100 yards of themselves. Gentle editor, the fact of the matter is that it is incontrovertible that the Pirate Menace is the cause of this bloodshed. These pirates' lust for blood and their constant attacks on outsiders and natives alike have brought endless misery wherever they go. They are the dregs of this island, and the scourge of the peace-loving peoples of Shartak. Killing a pirate is an act of patriotism.
--A press release from The Order Of Patriots 00:45, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
- Which is why you guys decided not to kill me for the duration of my 5-6 month service in the CP, right? Nah, I think you OoP guys kill pirates whenever it feels convinient, not whenever you come accross one. I seem to recall you guys preying on an innocent level one without any kills at all under his belt simply for the fact that he was a pirate, even though there was a perfectly good pirate to kill naught 6 steps away, inside a hut. --Zydd Soral 01:19, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
