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clan_membership=Aye, we got members and they be large.| | clan_membership=Aye, we got members and they be large.| | ||
clan_goals=We be folk wot accept th' Flying Spaghetti Monster as our saviour an' hae dedicated our loives ta' th' cessation of global warmin' an', o' course, th' gatherin' o' booty. Harrr!| | clan_goals=We be folk wot accept th' Flying Spaghetti Monster as our saviour an' hae dedicated our loives ta' th' cessation of global warmin' an', o' course, th' gatherin' o' booty. Harrr!| | ||
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clan_contact= [mailto:pastapirate@bust.com Jack Cudgel] | clan_contact= [mailto:pastapirate@bust.com Jack Cudgel] | ||
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Revision as of 17:30, 25 March 2012
| Pastafarian Buccaneers | ||
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| In-game page | ||
| Leadership: | Jack Cudgel | |
| Members: | Aye, we got members and they be large. | |
| Goals: | We be folk wot accept th' Flying Spaghetti Monster as our saviour an' hae dedicated our loives ta' th' cessation of global warmin' an', o' course, th' gatherin' o' booty. Harrr! | |
| Recruitment policy: | Pirates only! Harrr! | |
| Contact: | Jack Cudgel | |
Wot be Pastafarianism?
Have a look here, matey.
Wot be ye doin' on Shartak Isle?
We be bringin' Shartak th' true word of th' Flying Spaghetti Monster. Further, we be adherein' ta' th' spirit of th' Kyoto Protocol by preventin' global warmin'. We also be gatherin' loot, booty, and th' loik t' pay for our worthy enterprise.
Harrr!
Aye, matey!
Harrr!
Spirit Dice
⚁ ⚄
It has been revealed unto us that dice may be used to receive guidance from the spirits. Some rolls reveal different answers at night, night being from 1800-0600 server time. Night time results are marked by a ☾.
To use dice as Spirit Dice, chant "Eanie, meanie, chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak! Tell me, O spirits," ask the question you seek an answer for, and throw them bones.
| Your Roll | Cool Name For Your Roll | The Spirits' Answer |
|---|---|---|
| 1 & 1 | Snake Eyes | It is certain |
| ☾ 1 & 1 | ☾ Poisonous Snake Eyes | ☾ Don't count on it |
| Any 3 | Acey-Deucey | Reply hazy, try again |
| Any 4 besides Hard 4 | Easy Four | It is decidedly so |
| 2 & 2 | Hard Four | Without a doubt |
| Any 5 | Fever | Yes - definitely |
| ☾ Any 5 | ☾ Jungle Fever | ☾ Ask again later |
| Any 6 besides Hard 6 | Easy 6 | My reply is no |
| 3 & 3 | Hard Six | You may rely on it |
| Any 7 | Natural | Better not tell you now |
| Any 8 besides Hard 8 | Easy 8 | My sources say no |
| 4 & 4 | Hard 8 | As I see it, yes |
| Any 9 | Nina | Most likely |
| ☾ Any 9 | ☾ Bloody Nina | ☾ Outlook not so good |
| Any 10 besides Hard 10 | Easy 10 | Cannot predict now |
| 5 & 5 | Hard 10 | Outlook Good |
| Any 11 | Heaven | Signs point to yes |
| ☾ Any 11 | ☾ Hell | ☾ When hell freezes over |
| 6 & 6 | Boxcars | Yes |
| ☾ 6 & 6 | ☾ Midnight | ☾ Concentrate and ask again |
