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If you wish to join, carve "We Are The Jaguar" into your profile and make your suggestions here, in the open, so the fat pink men may look upon them in fear.
 
If you wish to join, carve "We Are The Jaguar" into your profile and make your suggestions here, in the open, so the fat pink men may look upon them in fear.
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We took two Pirates tonight, including infamous Original-slayer Irene. Let all pasty-faced pig people know that reputation matters not to the Jaguar.

Revision as of 09:33, 26 March 2007

Kill All Outsiders


We are not a clan. We are the Island.

If you are with us, carve We Are The Jaguar on your chest.

Then kill all outsiders.

Jaguar warrior.jpg


We Are The Jaguar

We are not a clan. We move about the island as individuals, slaughtering outsiders in their beds. We are the wind and the leaves, the sound of the jungle and the scent of fear.

We are for Originals of all types who wish not to be part of the disgraced "Native" groups who have sullied themselves by making deals with the enemy.

We do not organise complicated, plodding events, so there is no need to "chek mess-ige bords". Our movements are stealthy but our plans are open.


From the midpoint of the third month until the midpoint of the fourth month we will slaughter the half-fishes on the Northwest shore - in terms of evil their attacks on Dalpok are second only to their rancid stench.

From the midpoint of the fourth month until the midpoint of the fifth month we will use the confusion of the Dork Cup to kill as many of the Big Smoke People as possible. York Beware.


If you wish to join, carve "We Are The Jaguar" into your profile and make your suggestions here, in the open, so the fat pink men may look upon them in fear.


News

We took two Pirates tonight, including infamous Original-slayer Irene. Let all pasty-faced pig people know that reputation matters not to the Jaguar.