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==Wot be Pastafarianism?== | ==Wot be Pastafarianism?== | ||
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==Wot be ye doin' on Shartak Isle?== | ==Wot be ye doin' on Shartak Isle?== | ||
Revision as of 03:36, 2 July 2007
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In-game page | |||
| Leadership: | Jack Cudgel | ||||
| Members: | We be one score an' noin strong. | ||||
| Goals: | We be Pirates wot accept th' Flying Spaghetti Monster as our savio(u)r an' hae dedicated our loives ta' th' cessation of global warmin' an', o' course, th' gatherin' o' booty. Harrr! | ||||
| Recruitment policy: | Ye must be a pirate ta' join wi' us. | ||||
| Contact: | Jack Cudgel | ||||
Contents
Wot be Pastafarianism?
Have a look here, matey.
Wot be ye doin' on Shartak Isle?
We be bringin' th' nekkid heathen savages and th' lubberly settlers th' true word of th' Flying Spaghetti Monster. Further, we be adherein' ta' th' spirit of th' Kyoto Protocol by preventin' global warmin'. We also be gatherin' loot, booty, and th' loik, but we be pirates after all.
Harrr!
Aye, matey! Harrr!
List o' Sinners
We Pastafarians is an easy-goin' lot, but th' following lubbers hae taken th' noime of th' Flying Spaghetti Monster in voin an' should be sent ta' their respictive shamans wi' extreme prejoodisk.
Mad Jack Bones - Boney Jack's not a sinner per se, mind ye, as 'e ain't acterally taken th' noime of th' Flying Spaghetti Monster in voin. 'E be on the List o' Sinners fer pissin' off Sparrow Roberts and Jack Cudgel.
Rozen - Again e's not acterally a sinner, but e's joost annoyin'.
Downcast - 'E killt Trader Sam. We be needin' traders so's we can exchange our ill-gotten booty fer shiny GOLD! Harrr!
News
May 27, 2007 (Th' Feast o' Saint Siouxsie)
Roger Wilco be excomooneycated from th' Pastafarian Buccaneers fer bein' a founder o' th' Wailers, whose beliefs be counter ta' tha' o' Pastafarianism. Feel free ta' send th' doomed bugger ta' his shaman.
An' now be a clan thread at th' Official Shartak Forum.
May 26, 2007 (Th' Feast o' Saint Jay)
There now be a clan thread at th' Unofficial Shartak Forum.
May 25, 2007 (Th' Feast o' Saint Paul o' Wokin')
Th' List o' Sinners hae been added ta' this paige. If ennyone should tike th' noime o' th' FSM in voin in yer presence, send 'em ta' their respictive shamans wi' extreme prejoodisk and add 'em ta' th' list, or send one o' them emails acrost th' Interwebnet ta' me, Jack Cudgel, and Oi'll take care of it.
